TUESDAY SHOW BLOG (11/9/2010)

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DOUG BENSON BACK ON THE PROGRAM TODAY.  MEGA FUNNY DUDE. CHECK OUT YESTERDAYS PODCAST FROM WHEN HE AND HIS BUDDY GRAHAM WERE IN THE STUDIO.  GOOD STUFF.  TICKETS STILL REMAIN FOR HIS SHOW TONIGHT.  STLOUISFUNNYBONE.COM IF YOU WANT MORE INFO OR TO BUY TICKETS.  GO SEE HIM! OR YOUR A BIG OLE’ GINOBILI.


NINJA STICKER C/O WOODY AND RIZZUTO
401 S. 18th St
St. Louis, MO 63103

 

Today’s Anthem: Sir Thom West

 

FREAK OF THE WEEK:


- Ricky Revenge ((Patrico)) 2ND
- Dr. Scholl 4TH
- Crash Test Dummy ((Fred, Riz, Doug Benson and Woody)) **WINNER**
- The Jockey ((Graham)) 3RD

 

 

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Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven’t heard it – it’s news to you!

- The A-hole in Connecticut where the dude raped and murder the 2 daughters was sentenced to death yesterday.  Jurors in the case of this 42 year old was actually pleased when he heard the decision.  Remember the bitch who tried to pick up the bailiff during this case?

- A dude got let go from jury duty because he said he was friends with Jeffrey Dahmer.  Oooo…you were friends with a serial killer?  All good…come on in!

- Woman have said that they rather have their dad give them the sex talk then there mom because of their knowledge of what dudes are thinking about.

- A Steak N Shake is being sued because they gave him some Blair’s Mega Death Hot Sauce in his chili.  They dared him to eat it and he had to be sent to the hospital because he broke into hives.  They are suing for HELLA cash.

WORST
THERAPY APPOINTMENT
UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE
JOB INTERVIEW
UNDERWEAR SECTIONS OF STORES
PARENT/TEACHER CONFERENCE
ON A DATE WITH SOMEONE ELSE
ABORTION CLINIC

BEST
DR. APPOINTMENT
BAR

CLUB
RESTAURANT
PARK
OUT TO LUNCH

BOTH?
HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM
GYM
FUNERAL

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- Steelers beat the Bengals on Monday Night Football
- Jerry Jones fires Wade Phillips – O.C Jason Garrett to Interim
- ESPN doesn’t renew contracts of Jon Miller and Joe Morgan from Sunday Night Baseball.

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- Conan’s new show premiered on TBS last night…
it was pretty good
-  Oprah had the Jackson family on for an interview.  Joe Jackson finally admitted that he used strap to punish his kids. MJ’s mom said that he took his plastic surgery way to far….HMMMMM YA DON’T SAY!
- Chris Rock woke up a few days ago and Adam Sandler had given him a swoot car. He also gave one to Kevin James, Rob Schneider, and David Spade. ((All stars of that movie Grown Ups))

THINGS RELEASED TODAY:
DVD:
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Grown Ups
Love Ranch
Californication
Men Of A Certain Age

CD:
Alterbridge
Underoath
That’s What I Call Music (2 different CD’s)
Kid Cudi
Greatest Hits Bon Jovi

VIDEO GAMES:
Call of Duty Black Ops
Monster Jam 3

ON TV:
No Ordinary Family – No Ordinary Visitors
Dancing With the Stars
Detroit 1-8-7 – Broken Engagement; Trashman
NCIS – Broken Arrow
NCIS: Los Angeles – Bounty
The Good Wife – Poisoned Pill
Glee – Never Been Kissed
The Biggest Loser
Parenthood – If This Boat Is a Rockin’

LATE NIGHT TV:
The Tonight Show with Jay LenoDave Salmoni, Chris Pine, Lee DeWyze
Late Show with David LettermanDenzel Washington, Bon Jovi
Conan -Tom Hanks & Soundgarden
Late Night with Jimmy FallonRosario Dawson, Ty Burrell, Rory Scovel
Late Late Show with Craig FergusonCheryl Hines, Wolfgang Puck
Jimmy Kimmel LiveKate Walsh, the latest “Dancing with the Stars” castoff


CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Vanessa Minnillo is 30
Nick Lachey is 37
Chris Jericho is 40
Nikki Blonsky is 22
Lou Ferrigno is 59
Sisqo is 32
Eric Dane is 38
Pepa is 46
Joe C. ((1974-2000)) Kid Rock’s lil midge sidekick who passed away 10 years ago! SAD!

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Mickey G – 51 –
This former He-Nurse turned He-Whore has been asking his patients to come up and say ahh in 608 fine films including
- Say Aloha to My A-hola
- Ass Clowns Vol 2
- Ass Traffic
- Stiffer Competition
- Anal Tailsman
- Good Will Humping
- Teenage Spermaholic
- The Adventures of A-hole Andy

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A guy who breeds Mini Horses caught some dude who tied his horses’ tail to a pole and raped it.  Funny thing is – this douche left is wallet that had his ID and his social security card in it.  He was caught and charges with cruelty to animals.  Nothing like inter species erotica to spice up the Headline HOOOOOOSHE!
WHATS UP GRANDMA!?
3 CLUES:
1. They come in primarily 3 different colors
2. There is 3 different materials in this item
3. There is a wide bottom and a wide mouth
GUESSES:
- Chris from St. Louis: Baseball bat
- Steve from Florissant: Troll Doll
- William from Highland: Sex Toy
- Dawn from Peavley: Fleshlight 

WHATS UP GRANDMA?! BRETT FROM ST. LOUIS ANSWERED AN ALUMINUM BEER BOTTLE!

WOULD YOU RATHER? ((BITCHES FROM CLASSIC TV SHOWS))
1. Angela or Mona?
Doug – Angela
Graham – Angela
Woody – Mona
Rizzuto – Mona

2. Natalie or Jo
Doug – Jo
Graham – Jo
Woody – Natalie
Rizzuto – Jo

3. Bea Arthur or Estelle Getty
Doug – Bea
Graham – Bea
Woody – Estelle
Rizzuto – Estelle
Listener Bryan – Bea

4. Wilma or Betty Rubble
Doug – Wilma
Graham – Betty
Woody – Wilma
Rizzuto – Betty

5. Florence or Weezy
Doug – Flo
Graham – Flo
Woody – Flo
Rizzuto – Flo
Patrico – Weezy

6. Rudy or Olivia (As Kids)
Doug – Refuses to answer
Graham – Refuses to answer
Woody – Rudy
Rizzuto – Rudy

7. Rosanne or Darlene
Doug – Darlene
Graham – Rosanne
Woody – Darlene
Rizzuto – Darlene

8. Edith Bunker THEN or Sally Struthers NOW
Doug – Edith
Graham – Struthers
Woody – Struthers
Rizzuto – Edith

9. Alice or Real Life Robert Reed (Who had AIDS)
Doug – Alice
Graham – Alice
Woody -Alice
Rizzuto – Alice
LISTENER Dave: Alice

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