WEDNESDAY SHOW BLOG (7/13/2011)

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Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven’t heard it – it’s news to you!

• In New York, a Rabbi in Long Island has been battling with his wife over custody of their child.  Back in 2006 – the wife of the Rabbi hired a private investigator because she thought he was cheating on her.  And they caught something.  He banged 2 hookers at the Pan Am motel.  The ex wife says, “Since when are prostitutes kosher? He was coming to court claiming he was the pious individual but he was using the phone on the Sabbath to meet prostitutes.”  The lawyer says it’s a set up.  Check it out click HERE.
  
• A dude got hammered in Alaska last Thursday and stole the van that the city uses to give rides to drunk people.  WHILE social workers were helping drunk people.  Then he took it for a joy ride…crashed into a bus..and took off.  Funny thing is…the other drunks in the van didn’t even notice.
• An appeals court in Jersey ruled it’s NOT an invasion of privacy to track your spouse using GPS.  A chick did that to her husband and he tried to say it was illegal.  But the courts said he was traveling in public areas.
• A dude robbed a Dollar store rocking some Spongebob Squarepants Pajama bottoms.  HELLA STREET!
• A woman in Pennsylvania complained that her 29 year old songwriter boyfriend had never written a love song about her.  So – what did he do?  Write her a love song?  ORRRRR….did he immediately choke the ever living crap out of her?! If you guessed the second…you are CORRECT!

• So the dude who caught Derek Jeter’s the homerun that was his 3,000th hit – could have kept it…and sold it at an auction for a MINIMUM of $100,000.  Instead, dude gave it back to Jeter.  As a thank you, the Yankees have this dude a luxury box for the rest of the season, please some autographed bats, balls, and jerseys.  It was almost $32,000 worth of stuff.  Pretty sweet.  Except for the fact that the IRS knows about it and it’s mother effin taxable.  He could be looking at anywhere between $5 grand and $13 grand in taxes.  He says if worse comes to worse he’ll pay the taxes but there is NO WAY he is returning the seats.  He does say that it would be nice if the IRS would, “help him out on this…”
• The NL won the All-Star game last night 5-1. Prince Fielder hit a 3 run homer and was named the games MVP.  It was hotter than hell in Phoenix where the game was taking place.  Temperatures at the parade were well above 100.  Coolest thing of the night though?  NL reliever Heath Bell sprinting to the field from the bullpen and sliding into the mound.
  
  
•  In a LANDSLIDE…..fans voted for the greatest moment in All Star Game history…with the winner being Stan Musial’s 1955 walk off home run in the 12th inning.
  
• The 2011 Woman’s World Cup continues today.  The U.S take on France with the winner moving on to the finals.  Kick off is 10:30AM St. Louis time. 
• And finally – The Roger Clemens’ trial starts today.  The charges he faces?  Perjury, making false statements, and obstruction of Congress after he allegedly lied during his 2008 testimony.  The juror is mostly made up of women – and the men jurors say they know little to nothing about baseball.  NERDS!

• Celebrity Rehab is heading into indefinite hiatus after this season…why? They say it is because Dr. Drew is extremely busy right now.  We think it’s because they don’t have enough celebrities.
• DMX was supposed to get out of jail today…but…that’s not happening.  Why?  He got caught with drugs in prison.  IDIOT!
• Check out the new trailer for the Rosanne show called “Rosanne’s Nuts” CLICK HERE.
  
  

LATE NIGHT TV:
–“Letterman” – Ryan Gosling (“Crazy, Stupid, Love”).  Music Guest:  Gomez.–“Conan” – Tyler Perry (“Madea’s Big Happy Family”) and Morgan Spurlock (“The Greatest Movie Ever Sold”).  Music Guest:  The Strokes.  (REPEAT)–“The Tonight Show” – Craig Ferguson (who’s the voice of Owl in the new “Winnie the Pooh” movie) and Rose Byrne (“Damages”).  Music Guest:  Avril Lavigne.–“Jimmy Kimmel” – Jason Bateman (“Horrible Bosses”), Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Dhani Jones and comedian Hannibal Buress.  (REPEAT)–“Craig Ferguson” – DJ Qualls (“Memphis Beat”) and Angela Kinsey (“The Office”).–“Jimmy Fallon” – Gabourey Sidibe (“The Big C”) and country singer Blake Shelton (who everyone got to know better thanks to “The Voice”).  Music Guest:  Joe Jonas.–“Carson Daly” – Adam Carolla (“Family Guy”) and Airborne Toxic Event.  (REPEAT)–“Lopez Tonight” – Producer Russell Peters and “American Idol” judge Randy Jackson.  Music Guest:  Paul Stanley.  (REPEAT)

CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
–Steven R. McQueen – 23
–Spud Webb – 48
–CAMERON CROWE – 54
–Michael Spinks – 55
–Tony Kornheiser – 63
–RICHARD “CHEECH” MARIN! – 65
–Roger McGuinn – 69
–Harrison Ford – 69
–PATRICK STEWART – 71

Madison Scott – 23 – Today’s bday bitch has been slimed more than Bill Murray in Ghostbusters in 72 fine films:
-Brokedown Bitches
- Interracial Gloryhole Initiations
- The Art of Desecration
- Bree’s Big Screw Review
- Throated Vol 13
- Baby Got Boobs
- Gangbang My Face
- Pretty Filthy Vol 3
- Big Wet Butts
- Daddy Please Stop Effing My Friends

A Florida man with a soft spot for Casey Anthony allegedly dove off a pier to out swim police after a drunken fistfight over last week’s not-guilty verdict turned ugly. Robert Aydin Hakimoglu, 42, was arrested early Sunday morning after allegedly punching a woman in the face and then leaping into the Indian River Lagoon to escape arrest. After searching the lagoon for two hours, officers found Hakimoglu tucked in bed at his parents’ house. “We found him sleeping up in his bedroom,” cops said.  Forty two and living at home?  AWESOME! AND HOOSHE!

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- Here’s an update from a Bitch Be Trippin Story: Back in December a woman in New Mexico was drunk when she started arguing with her son and things got intense.  She grabbed her son’s gf’s boob…and RIPPED HER NIPPLE OFF.  And guess what – she won’t be facing jail time.  All she has to do is cover the bitches medical bills to get the nipple reattached.  BITCH BE TRIPPIN!

- A woman cut off her dude’s junk with a 10 inch kitchen knife and then PUT IT IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL! HOLY CRAP! BITCH BE TRIPPIN!

- A woman was so offended by a blonde joke…she bit her boyfriend’s nipple and then attempted to stab him twice…IN THE HEAD! CRAZY!

- A lady asked her dude if she could borrow his razor.  He thought it was gross and said no.  So what did she do?  She hit him in the head with a mother effin FRYING PAN!

- A traffic judge went into a dude’s bathroom…pulled out her phone…and took a picture of a guy peeing.  When she was confronted by an officer.  She bit the cops finger – and then resist arrest.  She admitted to taking the picture but wouldn’t say why…she could face up to five years in prison.  BITCH BE TRIPPIN!

- WOW….VIEW WITH CAUTION…IT’S SCARY