THURSDAY SHOW BLOG (11/17/11)

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Today’s Anthem: POLICE OFFICE PIPER!

CHECK OUT THE PATRICO REMIX OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM….SERIOUSLY…THIS IS MEGA COOL.  THANKS TO ADAM FROM THE BAY FOR CREATING THIS!

ALL THE TASTY KAKE TALK GOT US THINKING….HOW DO WE RANK AMONG THE FATTEST CITIES IN AMERICA?!

We actually didn’t do so bad…we got a grade of a C and ranked 49th out of the 100 cities looked at….it factored in the following:

• % of people who are overweight
• % of people with Type 2 Diabetes
• % of people who haven’t left the couch for a mo nth
• $ spent on junk food
• # of people who ate fast food nine or more times a month

HOW SEXY/DISGUSTING IS THIS?

• There is a bacon flavored lube called “Baconlube.”  The company says it is delicious and makes men crazy.  They say it started out as a joke but now it’s a legit thing.  There tagline?  Keep It Sizzlin’.
  

HOW GOOD DOES THIS SOUND FOREALS?! WHITE CASTLE TURKEY STUFFING

• HERE ARE THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR WHITE CASTLE TURKEY STUFFING
• 10 WHITE CASTLES BURGERS W/NO PICKLES
• 1 1/2 cups diced celery
  
• 1 1/4 tsp ground thyme
• 1 1/2 tsp ground sage
• 3/4 tsp coarsely ground black pepper
• 1.4 cup chicken broth
• In a large bowl tear the burgers into pieces and add celery and seasonings.  Toss and add chicken broth.  Combine well.  Stuff cavity of turkey just before roasting.  Makes about 9 cups (enough for a 10 to 12 pound turkey)  NOTE: Allow 1 hamburger for each pound of turkey, which will be the equivalent of 3/4 cup of stuffing per pound!

• 20 year old Shelby Dasher has now been officially charged with the murder of her 13 month old baby.  The whore of a mother admitted to hitting her baby a couple of times because she couldn’t get the baby to be quiet when she got home…after drinking heavily.  She then killed the child and dumped the body in the woods.  WHAT AN IDIOT BITCH!
• An 11 year old boy was fed up with the constant smell of weed in the house – and then took some pictures of his parents pot and sent it to the cops.  NARCED HIM OUT! 

• The Blues are in action tonight against the Florida Panthers. Chris Stewart will not be in action tonight as he was suspended for three games for a brutal hit against the Red Wings on Tuesday. Puck drops at 7:00PM and you can watch the game on Fox Sports Midwest.
• Cops in Pennsylvania AND Penn State campus police both came out and said that they have NO RECORDS of assistant football coach Mike McQueary reporting a rape of any kind during the 2002 incident with Jerry Sandusky and a 10 year old boy.  Yesterday – reports came out that McQueary emailed a former teammates in which he claims to have talked to police about what he saw.  Other reports yesterday came out saying the Sandusky could have abused UP TO 15 or more boys in his time at Penn State.  Creepy.
• The Arizona Diamondbacks Kirk Gibson and Tampa Bay’s Joe Maddon were announced as the NL & AL Managers of the year yesterday.  Tony LaRussa – former coach of the Cardinals came in 3rd place in the NL voting.  Speaking of coaches – Terry Francona made the announcement yesterday that he is NOT going to coach this upcoming season.  He says he wants to take some time for him and plans on looking into doing some broadcasting work.  The Cards however, have announced they will be keeping Dave Duncan, Mark McGwire, and Jose Oquendo for the 2012 season!
  
• And finally – some Thursday night football tonight as the Jets take on Tim Tebow and the Broncos.  Kick off is at 7:20 on the NFL Network.
• BREAKING NEWS: GARY PINKEL BUSTED FOR A DUI.

• Ricky Gervais will be returning as the Golden Globes host in January.
• A woman is suing Gary Busey for tackling her at the airport some time.  So funny. 
• Sharon Stone is doing something pretty decent for the troops.  Check out her Facebook page HERE for more info on her Welcome Home message.
• Bradley Cooper was named the sexiest man alive from People Magazine.
  
• Maury Povich is a good golfing buddy with George W. Bush!  Some other cool things?  Hates broccoli, he never knows the paternity test results before the audience., strangest Maury show was when twins had two father, been to 49 states (all but Alaska), he would want Tyler Perry or Jerry Springer to play him in a movie.
• William Shatner is retarded and wants you to be careful when deep frying a turkey! Check it out HERE.
  

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–Danny DeVito – 67
–ISAAC HANSON! – 31
–Rachel McAdams – 33
–Diane Neal – 36
–RONNIE DE VOE! – 44
–DAISY FUENTES – 45
–RuPaul – 51
–Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio – 53
–Stephen Root – 60
–John Boehner – 62
–Howard Dean – 63
–Tom Seaver – 67
–Lorne Michaels – 67
–Martin Scorsese – 69

• Gwen Diamond – 25 – walks like a cowboy in thanks to her 115 fine films including:
• Squirts Illustrated
• Honey We Blew Up Your Vagina
• Tinkle Time
• 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating
• Oral Antics
• Muff Bumpers
• Slutty Gaggers
• Splittin The White Ho With My Bro

• Houston police were called to remove a man that had passed out in a Whataburger. They also discovered two of his friends, who had the misfortune of having Soma and hydrocodone pills on them. Their unconscious friend was taken to the hospital, and they were arrested and thrown in the back of a police car. During the drive home, officers noticed that the woman-Tina Marie Arie-had vanished. They pulled the car over, only to find her topping Howard Windham off in the backseat of their cruiser. They were already under arrest, so is it even worth slapping them with more charges? Probably. Everything’s bigger in Texas, even the drama.

SEXY TIME FUN FACTS:
MARRIED WITH CHILDREN SURVEY:

• 44% say that married couples have had sex once or week or more
• 32% say that they have sex 2 to 4 times a month
• 10.5% say that they have had sex several times a year
• 2% say they have sex everyday and 2% say the NEVER had sex.
• 28% admit they had fantasized about an affair and 8% of them considered it
• 3.6% had begun an affair and 2.4% had ended one
• 54% said they have never even CONSIDERED an affair.

A new study shows that women are more likely to want to have sex after their partner helps out around the house.  “Choreplay?” Yup – that’s the cute name for it.  Women claim they are burned out by the “second shift” of house cleaning and love it when they can just chill out when they get home from work and are more likely to give it up

• Poll Question: WHAT HAVE YOU TRADED FOR SEX?! CHECK OUT THE 7AM PODCAST FOR OUR LISTENERS AND TEXTERS!

THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA CONTINUES

• More than 80,000 people have signed an online petition asking Target to reverse it’s decision to open it’s doors on Thanksgiving Day – which actually opens at midnight – and  that they should allow workers to spend the days with family and friends.  They say it’s all about workers and their rights.  SUCK IT UP!
• According to a worldwide study of 2,800 college students and young professionals…one in three college grads said that access at work to social media sites like Facebook was more important to them than salary!!!! Students also wanted flexible work hours and remote access to the job.  Over half of the students said that if they were offered a job at a company that banned access to social media, they would either turn it down or ignore it.  41% of people in the workplace said their companies convinced them to take the job by offering them flexible device choice or friendly social media policies while recruiting.
• A website had a little feature where a list of 11 sounds your kids probably never heard of were played.  A rotary phone dial, a type writer, a camera flash cube, changing the TV dial, a late night tv station sign off, an old fashioned cash register, and a film projector.

BILL WITTLE – A MAN THAT CAN SAY WHAT WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SAY FOR THE LONGEST TIME!

CONTESTANT #1 – Sarah

QUESTION: MOVIE TRIVIA: Mahoney and Tackleberry is from what series of movies?

HER ANSWER: Police Academy

HERE’S THE PHONE NUMBER: NOPE…SHE GOT IT RIGHT