WEDNESDAY SHOW BLOG (12/14/2011)

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ECONOMY SEEMS TO STILL BE IN THE CRAP HOUSE:

• Since the economy started going into the crapper – over the next 6 months 61% of people will cut back on going out to eat. 58% of people are going to cut back on entertainment. 97% of people said that they will probably NOT be buying a new boat (sorry Rizz). 88% of people aren’t buying a new car. 93% don’t plan on buying a house and 77% say it’s unlikely they will be getting a new computer. 94% of folks say now is NOT the time for them to start their own business.
• Rizz says YES he is part of that 97% but one day…he legit wants to own a boat!

• Police say two South Florida women are accused of stealing Christmas decorations from their neighbor’s yard and putting them in a yard less than a block away. Police in the Miami suburb of Sweetwater say about $500 of items were taken, including Mickey Mouse on a horse, hugging penguins, Snoopy on a doghouse and Santa on a sled. Miami television station WSVN reports surveillance camera video captured the two thieves taking the decorations from the lawn of Inrid Alemendarez’s home. She called police Thursday after spotting the decorations on a lawn less than a block away. The women were arrested on charges of grand theft. Their names were not released.
  

• Derek Jeter is a player, pimp, and a true classy gentleman. How does he treat his one night stands? According to a source , “Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball.” Over the summer – he hooked up with the same chick twice and gave her the same routine. Oofah! That’s awesome!
• Sarah Leal – the chick who banged Ashton Kutcher on Ashton’s anniversary – is claiming that doing that has ruined her. She says she lost her job, her best friend, and was even shunned by her father. She claims she had no idea he was married and she is NOT a ho.
• Snoop Dogg is going to be a contestant on the Price is Right coming up. Apparently there is a celebrity and regular guests intertwined. Could be pretty cool – or awful.
  
• Chuck Lorre is opening up about Charlie Sheen. In an interview with TV Guide – says that he was just looking out for Charlie when they let him go from Two And A Half Men. He says he even said that he would quit the show in order to allow Charlie to stay.
• George Clooney says that aliens have bounced from the planet because there are too many cameras on the U.S.
• Budweiser is producing a new reality series called, “BIG TIME.” It’s allowing people to live out their fantasies like pitching for a MLB team or taking the stage at a major concert venue and stuff.
• Check out this AWFUL trailer a movie called, ROCK OF AGES:
  

CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
–Vanessa Hudgens – 23
–Bill Buckner – 62
–Dee Wallace – 63
–Patty Duke – 65

• Ginger Lynn – 49 – today’s famous hooker for hire has had more pipe in her mouth than Frosty the snowman in 280 fine films including:
• Bun Busters
• Size Queens Vol 1
• Mommy Blows Best
• Whore Of The Worlds
• Backdoor Bonanza Vol 9
• On Golden Blonde
• Between The Cheeks
• Deep Throat Aerobics

• Jerry Sandusky – the former Penn State assistant coach – waived his right to a preliminary trial. He claimed not guilty and will go straight to trial. His lawyer said, “If you think these charges are legit you should call 1800-REALITY!” And if you dial that…it’s a gay sex line.
• A cop arrested a chick and she pleaded to let him go and said that she would have sex with him if he let her go…and he did it. He banged her on the top of the car and was eventually busted and was forced to resign from the force.
• A man destroyed the inside of his dad’s house because he said that he thought….his girlfriend…was trapped inside of the walls. The dad was out of town and the girlfriend was on vacation in Texas.
• Another story of back alley plastic surgery. Cops arrested some chick from Jersey after she was caught performing silicone operations from home. She had a pumping party – where dudes would get silicone pumped into their hogger. OOFAH! Does NOT sound fun. Some 22 year old dude got it done…got a clot in his lungs and DIED THE NEXT DAY! Needless to say…she’s busted and in HUGE trouble.
  
• The NTSB is trying to push for the use of cell phones to be ILLEGAL in the car…no matter what…completely illegal. No hands free, no texting, no nothing. Crazy.
• 54% of people say that they are using a fake tree instead of using the real tree.

• So there are some major changes happening in the new MLB labor agreement….and here are some of the more notable changes…the deal says that teams from the same division could meet in the playoffs before the league championship series. It puts a ban on players getting tattoos with corporate logos. We could see some of the players wearing microphones on the field during the game. Something else that is proposed is that players who decide to change their numbers while remaining on the same team – must give 8 months noticed or could be subject to pay the loss on merchandise sales. Video replay was introduced back in 08 – but now MLB wants to extended it to include fair-or-foul cals and if a ball was trapped. One final thing in the proposed deal – the All Star Break will now be FOUR days instead of three and the league has the right to change day of the game and Home Run Derby. Owners vote on the new deal tomorrow.
• The Cardinals and Skip Schumaker have reached a $3 million dollar deal. It was reported yesterday that “second baseman” Skip Schumaker signed even though a lot of folks are saying we may see him in RF with Pujols leaving and Allen Craig having surgery….but we could see him at second as the Cards have parted ways with Ryan Theriot.
• And finally – told you it was a slow sports day – SLU’s 72-62 win over Illinois-Springfield on Saturday gave Rick Majerus his 500th career win as a coach. The team’s next game is on Saturday against Alabama State.

GET THE F*** OUTTA HERE!

• This dude is bitching saying that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is nothing more than a story about INSTITUTIONAL BULLYING! This guy says the actions of Comet the reindeer coach is encouraging kids not to play with him. And Santa even bullies Rudolph. So – how about this….he has rewritten the movie thats called, “No More Bullies At The North Pole.” GTFOH!
• THIS IS HILARIOUS! NO NEED FOR CENSORING!
  
  
• An elementary school in Michigan has been planning their annual Christmas concert where first and second grade students will be singing DECK THE HALLS…and they have taken out the line “Don we now our gay apparel.” Well they are now changing it to “Don we now our BRIGHT apparel.” So now – teachers have changed their minds after parents got pissed and will put the gay back into the song. GTFOH!
• A 9 year old boy has been suspended from school for calling a teacher cute and the principal says its sexual harassment. GET THE EFF OUTTA HERE!
• A 7 year old boy named Mark was on the bus when another 7 year old started choking him. So Mark kicked the bully in the balls and is now in trouble for sexual harassment. GET THE EFF OUTTA HERE!
• The Army has offered a family for Jersey over $7,300 to compensate them for damages from an accident with artillery shells that crashed through their roof in 2008 causing the death of their cat! The family says its a kick in the teeth and they may reject the offer. GTFOH!
• Atheists are distrusted as much as….RAPISTS! GTFOH!
• Neil Patrick Harris has apologized for using the word, “tranny” last week filling in on what USED to be called Live With Regis and Kelly. After inhaling sulfur hexfluoride to make his voice sound lower – he said, “I’ve never sounded more like a tranny in my life.” He then said, “Sorry for using the word Tranny…Should have been more thoughtful. Didn’t at all mean to offend.” GTFOH!
• In New Mexico – a 13 year old boy was arrested after he “burped audibly” in gym class. Now there is a lawsuit. The suit says the teacher because of the burp had him hauled off to a JUVI DENTION CENTER WITHOUT NOTIFYING HIS PARENTS! GTFOH!
• Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are back in the news….they have named the miscarried baby Jubilee Shalom Duggar and will be having a memorial service for her today. GTFOH!
• WATCH THIS VIDEO….G…T…F…O…H!