Happy Thursday – hope everyone survived the Internet Blackout yesterday. I mean – with no Craigslist and Wikipedia…slackers everywhere must have gone into shock. Anyway, Mayor Fred was in yesterday with the Freak of the Week and in case you missed it – we recap it first thing this morning!
Did you miss Mayor Fred and the Freak of the Week? Get all caught up here!
First things first – check out this freaky ass video. We can actually also file this under “Get the F#$@! Outta Here!”
Here are yesterday’s FREAKS….Wow – what a way to start 2012!
We start things off right…we asked Fred how old he TRULY is – the answer? 72 years old!
LISTEN TO THE FREAKS ON THE PLAYER BELOW:
1. Gummy Bear – This guy just got dentures and wants to be anonymous but wants to give out some mouth parties via glory hole….gross. (Woody, Rizz, and Patrico endorse)
2. Fat Alberta - A fat black ghetto woman is looking for another big bitch sista! She love lickin on feet!
3. The Tear Jerker – This guy wants to JO while someone cries. No physical contact neccesary…he just wants to taste you tears and get a little one hand workout
4. G.I Jo - This guy runs a PTSD Recovery Camp for returning soldiers. He is willing to offer the program for free for nude massages and some sex. (Mayor Fred endorses)
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE WINNER OF YESTERDAY’S FREAK OF THE WEEK!
