ITS THURSDAY….ALMOST THERE!

Happy mother effin Thursday folks! We recap the Mayor stopping in yesterday with the Craigslist Freak of the Week! It was a goodun’ yesterday!  Check it out!

Here are today’s FREAKS….We start things off right…we asked Fred how old he TRULY is – the answer? 72 years old!

LISTEN TO THE FREAKS ON THE PLAYER BELOW:

1. King Dong - A group of dudes want to have a female measure their penis to see who has the biggest hog

2. Fruity Loom - A guy wants to have someone wear a diaper and get some dirty, dirty play involved. It’s gross. (Woody & Rizz endorse)

3. Old Man Randy Pants - a person is pimping out his 84 year old grandpa! Seriously – effin gross.

4. Lou Gehrig - A guy looking for a woman who has MS or ALS and hopes that she uses braces. Ugh – a dude looking for a “special” lady. (Mayor Fred & Patrico endorse)

 

CLICK HERE FOR THE RESULTS!

 

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