A Ninja sent us over this photo with an email that simply said, “Family Reunion True JeffCo Style. She wanted to know if our listeners could come up with other good captions. We’ve picked out favorite FOUR! Who will have the best comment for the JeffCo Family Reunion Photo? Put your vote behind one of our finalist RIGHT NOW!
Here is the photo…we asked you all week to submit your caption below and the best one would win either Rockstar Mayhem TIX or a copy of SPEC OPS: THE LINE courtesy of STEVE “MANBALLS” MASTERS!
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HaHa I farted on your leg sucker!
Oh, GOOD LARD!
Someones dad should have pulled out
I see inbreeding has run itself rampant in Jefferson County
Safe Sex: If not done properly, this could be the results
“Careful there Bubba, she sat on my cousin’s, sister-in-law’s, brother’s leg and he had to have both of his knees and a hip replaced.”
On the next season of “What a Loser”…
Who let the hooshiers out of the barn and the fat chick.
I dont even think the rally squirrel could help those rednecks out.
Crocs: Allowing fat rednecks to walk since 2002.
This is what happened to Kat Von D after her and Jessie James split up
Three men and the fat lady part 2
Jefferson county mormons: 3 husbands and 20 kids
So apparently that’s why our family tree doesn’t fork…..
You know its sad when the best looking thing on this photo is a pair of crocs.
Man, the economy really hit the circus hard this year.
For just 59 cents a day, you can sponsor one of these children.
I didn’t know Redneck Island was filmed in Missouri
Baywatch, the later years
Hi Susan, remember me? Did you shave your uni-brow yet? http://www.facebook.com/FattiesLoveCockToo
Try again….hint: you don’t know me and I don’t know you. I have enjoyed all the pictures though. Thanks for the entertainment.
Susan has a whole lot of time on her hands! Get a life girl! Move on! Most of the post r from u!
Jeffco hoe, fo’ sho
OMG!SHE KILLED KENNY!
Bath salts. Helping fat people get full since 2012.
OH MY GOD!
Are those lights gaurds a factory option?
HOLY CRAP!
Who let that ginger kid in here?
“Meth? Hell, nah, that takes all the fun outta eatin’!”
Biggest loser Jeff Co. style.
You thinkin what I’m thinkin… Time to shake and bake
The white remake of Tyler Perry’s “Madea Goes to the Beach” isn’t as funny as the original.
I wish they’d hurry up n get the lid off the septic tank so we can swim!
now this is what I call a family reunion cuz!
“Sister Martha Sue, you sure are the classiest broad I’ve ever seen! I just wish brother Cletus wouldn’t a had first dibs on ya.”
Remember, keep the mask on…now who wants your sister next?
DAAAAAAAMN!! This armadillo DOES taste like chicken!!
There was a ton of people at the beach that day, but not many of them.
Let’s take the kids too the lake and enjoy this hot summer day and grill and enjoy our day off. Drink a few cold ones.
The Patrico family reunion
Play some Skinnerd Dude
Look! Someone set a minivan hoosier trap!
Looks like they missed a few cows from last weeks truck accident
Welcome to Corpus Christi, birthplace of diabetes – From the Chamber of Commerce
largest whale beaching in MO history!!!
If one of you fat asses was like macgyver i could turn this chicken bone into a meth pipe and we might loose some weight!
It’s bird feedin’ time. Come on and git sum supper from yer momma, kids.
It really is possible to deepthroat a whole chicken leg.
The hope clinic.. Remember 8 months 29 days is not to late
Thank god she’s big enough i can hide my face.
The new ballpark village!!!! Go Cards!!
The Jerry Springer Rejects
This new strip joint is awesome! You can pay the girls in wings!
MOM!!!! Timmy is feeding the wild boars chicken again!!!
The morning after pill. Four reasons why you should never go out with out some
JR: “Hey Bubba, how do you circumcise a redneck?”
Bubba: “How?”
JR: “Kick your fatass sister in the jaw!”
“Hey Gertrude, get off that chicken wing . We gotta getsa hold of that craigs list Cubs fan who ants to bet on that there game next week.
Im just gonna say I really hope kids are not involved at this point cause they are the ones that suffer the most from this. Also dont we teach our kids not to bully? I think we need to teach the Adults also. Im sorry to the people in the picture that have nothing to do with this and is now being made an ass in front of alot of people. This could shoot a persons confidence way down, and hurt this person or people for the rest of their life, if not sooner due to humiliation think about it.
Ur a fag.
Good one buddy…”ur a fag” wow lmao
Thank u very much!!!! the people in this picture are extremely hurt and so are the kids who love and cared about the girl that posted this picture she was only thinking about herself and trying to get back at her ex- husband not about the others in the picture…Again thank u for your post
Why in the world would kids be hurt from this??? As a “parent” should you really let your kids get on the War blog??? No little ninjas needed.
The ex-wife that started this whole thing got her children involved they are old enough to see everything ,as for the children in this poto they heard people talking about this site and know exactly what’s going on….
Guurrrrrlllll…I done told ya, she only got there that one good eye but that bitch can cook up a pig
It’s all my mother’s fault. I wasn’t like this until I was born.
The “Porktrico” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NOT just a sandwich at HotShotz
” I know they repoed my trailer but you still got to take your shoes off and eat over a plate when you visit where my trailer once was.”
Soon as I sharpen this chicken bone we can get to tattin!
“I’ve got my toes in the sand and your fat ass in my hand!”
and now . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HEADLINE HOOSHE
All inclusive VIP seats at the Jeff Co demolition derby!!
Stadium seating at the bonfire, hooshe-style.
“you know something baby you get one more sexy tattoo you are going to get labeled a pretty person”…ANd you know we dont take kind to pretty people around here.
hey yall does anybody have a bigger towel, mine doesnt seem to make it around my fat gut
cardinals after world series win preparing for next year
A picture is worth a thousand pounds. Err, words.
I hope those coolers are fat ass approved!
Is this th eline to the Jerry Springer show or the family gangbang?
hey elroy, lift up my fat rolls and see if you can find that cupcake i saved for dessert
Finger lickin good…..
So let’s retrace some steps here…. Couple has married for 10 +years, because yes they are legally still married…..the wife has done nothing but improve herself physically as well as financially…..You sir have sat on the couch for the last 6 years, living off your wife…….then you guys split due to your laziness, you lower your standards for this wanabe Kat Von D’s heavier half, then you decide to text your wife saying how much you miss her and want to be with her and then get caught in a pic with the “lil lady” on your knee……..You continue you bring up your ex when she has had nothing to do with this….. …… you claim to be a web site developer when really your skimming the system while sitin your @$$ on the couch doing nothing but surfing the net….. well done sir …….you’re a first class F up, your lil buddy deserves the Thoroughbred restin on his knee.
People who are misinformed really are sad. If anyone that knows the couple we are speaking of, knows how much of a selfish, lazy, conceited, big headed person that this “wife” is. She has done nothing to keep her family together, she has done nothing for her kids, she is so immature, that she can’t even see what she is doing to her kids by doing the things she is doing to their father. (and yes she had every part in this) She is a lazy bitch, you go to her house and it is a mess, there are dishes piled to the ceiling, her kids have no food to eat, there is dog shit on the floor that has obviously been there for days. I have to ask them if they have eaten today so i know they ate. I guarantee you, her fat ass ate breakfast on her way to work, she has sat down at a restaurant and ate on her lunch break (spending at least $15), and then probably brings home a $5 little cesar pizza for her kids. (her kids survive on little cesars pizza) My brother has tried countless of times to make his marriage work for the sake of his kids, but she will not stop judging him. He works in the construction industry and we all know that its hard out there for independent contractors and its seasonal work. Thats why i got out of it, i went to school, i got my degree in Web development and Software Development. Yeah, I made the page up, i will make a website up if i want to, you mess with my family, i will come after you.
This caption is too long and sucks!!!!
oK let me get this straight. HE dont work and sits at home with the kids and she works to pay bills? But yet SHE is the P.O.S ??? hmmm im confused. im a guy and when i was in school i was a stay at home dad and NEVER let my house get dirty. and i fed my kids if one person sits at home and one works i think the one working deserves to have a clean house when they get home no mater if your male or female.
They are still married and she been fucking someone else for the last 7 months,hell she is ready to have him move in with her…and she has EVERYTHING to do with this and she knows it so whoever u are shut your stupid mouth,I bet u would NEVER say this to her ex- husband face you fucking pussy.
Pretty sure he fucked what’s her face first. Which is why it didn’t work out in the first place. He doesn’t have a job. If you work in an industry where no work is available, you try a different industry to support your family. Ohhh no, not him! He’s too lazy! Also, how can he call his wife crying and begging to come home and end up with a different broad in his lap later that day? Sure sounds like he wants to work things out to me!
This foundation holds plenty of weight, “Hey Earl, park that double-wide right here!”
Next on FX, the brand new reality series “Trailer Park Ink”
We’re going to need a bigger towel….
I now pronounce you beast and beast
These bitches are the real Jeffco Trash! Go check out the page. see anyone you know – http://www.facebook.com/FattiesLoveCockToo .. lmao!
The best part is, you don’t even have your facts straight!
When this chicken is gone, Im gonna eat me one of those skinny kids
GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF MY LAP
“Bubba thinks about doubleteaming his sister with Jethro later”
I thought hippos only ate marbles
This seriously looks like it could be a Trailer Park Boys episode.
son, quit feeding the fat people!
Hey moma, what ya think yud be eatin if Billy wouldn`t have died from ink poisoning.
Next seasons Redneck Vacation family on CMT!
Mom, mom!!! That lady stoled my piece of chic!ke, and she gi!ve her brothers a lap dance !
Wanna see what happens to people who submit shit to the point? Go check out the page. see anyone you know – http://www.facebook.com/FattiesLoveCockToo .. lmao!
Would u like a binkie and a nipple to suckle on baby
Only if that nipple is on your ol ladies fat its..Cause fat girls need cock too!!
well good thing im a guy u f-ing whiney little bitch. get over it, your wife is fat and ugly. At least when my wife sits on me you can still see me behind her.
So your wife must be one of The Whores of The Credit union? Man if i was you i would find me and whoop my ass or try to… lmao!! I’m itching to try out my new protection i just bought!! is she on here as well? http://thedirty.com/2012/06/credit-union-slores/
Yea I have no idea who u are nor do you know anybody I know, I just know you’re a bitch acting like you’re going to shoot somebody because of comments on a photo. How about you get a life and an education and move on.
Damn!!! Bro, Lap dance for a piece of chicken. I’m next sis, I’ll give you my beer for one!
Dam girl! hurry up it’s my turn next.
She knows what to do with a bone.
“Hey cuz, we only got one chicken wing. Tell her ta’ save some for the rest of us.”
Waiting for the tide to come in at River Des Peres.
I bet revengeissweet is gonna call the cyber police. Must be mad cousin Betty is on cousin earls lap.
“Is that my wife..or your sister?” …”both”
That chicken was talkin ish on my family… I think I showed it what’s what.
hooshe sitting next to fat cow eating, “damn sis if u wasnt already pregnit wit cousin elroys baby I’d make luv to u right now”
Hey kids, soak up this here ambience. We only get these free tickets to the tractor pull cause Uncle Jeb lost his leg at this shindig last year.
Melissa the “Ex” is pretty damn hot. No wonder she got out that hoosier ass family. Can someone hook me up with her # please?
giant beer cooler… check! lawn chairs…check! relaxing on the side of the highway…check! cut off shirts….check! fat bitch crushing my legs and i cant see threw… yup check! ok redneck party begin!!!
Cows corralled for when the aliens come………….check.
mmmmmm your shoulder smells like chicken…… can I suck on the bone when your done
There was once a hill on both sides of the sidewalk. All that gooey fatness turned the hillside in to a fine white-trash powder.
Beer-$20, Sleeveless Cardinals Shirts-$15, Knowing that these lawn chairs can hold up anything-Priceless!
looks like my brothers n.a meetings in franklin co
“This Toby Keith concert is funner than a date with ma cousin. Has anyone seen ma Red Solo Cup?”
I really hope none of you who have left a comment have children … Many of you are adults by your age alone .. Picking on someone because of whatever reason is just wrong and people wonder why children these days are bullies . You should all be shamed.
Thank you charity, this is my fam. I just wasn’t there
We are all good ppl are for GODS SAKE are NOT A
BUNCH of dumb hilbillys!!
a whole lot of crying going on around here, maybe the tears can unbeach those whales
There is people that are hurt from everyones mean comments,how would u feel if this was u and your family and kids? A jealous ex- wife thought it would be funny to belittle her own family that she has been apart of for over 15 years,the kids and people in this picture loved her and she just labeled them has trash,u can’t tell me that u wouldn’t be hurt if this was U or your kids so yes there are tears and hurt hearts.
As trash!!!!
Good grief…
Ain’t nothing but a thing…ain’t nothing but a fat hoosier bitch eating a chicken wing!
Guy that the fat chick is sitting on, “uh oh better hide my raging boner!”
Hey Fatass when is youre dumbass gonna stop feeding youreself by the when ya brothers gonna get in the souped up Muddin trucks and tear some shit up. It is hot out here we are almost out of beer and you ate all the food. Dam I cant take you anywhere nice, and you know this is the nicest place weve been to in years.
Would have finished the full body tattoo, however the world ran out of ink…
As soon as the tide rises, the whale pod in distress may swim safely back to sea.
Talk is cheap. So is the buffet. Grab Me another chicken leg
There goes that camera!
Hey Susan, go check out the page. see anyone you know – http://www.facebook.com/FattiesLoveCockToo .. lmao! didn’t think i would find who you were you dumb bitch!!
You pussy fuck. I’m a Hoosier and I would have owned up to this picture. “I’m gonna make a website hating on women”. You pussy fucker. You know what…I’m a fuckin big red neck hillbilly from Troy, Mo and if it was my family in the picture I woulda commented “So what?! sleeves are for work!”. As far as the big bitchin sucking the soul out of that rib..let it go big mama. If you don’t want that to happen, where a moo moo and stop sucking like there is diamonds for marrow. Sack up faggots.
You should look again buddy, cause its not just women. There is some fat fucking dude on there too.. Send me a pic and you will be next!!
Check out this FB page that was made up of the bitches who put this up – http://www.facebook.com/FattiesLoveCockToo
At least their not Cubs fans. 🙂
Unless those are homemade….there’s a tattoo artist regretting his decision to paint on that canvas.
I wish I looked that good in a swimsuit….said nobody ever.
So here is the list of people who are responsible and decided to have W&R post this pic – Do what you please with them, just know if this was your family up there on this website, they would be hurt and i can tell you right now, that the woman in this pic and the little girl is crushed and devastated. I hope their all happy for what they have done to this little girl and not to mention those guys kids seen this website and everyone bashing these people and they are very hurt!!
Jealous Ex-Wife Melissa, Jackie, Jenny, Jennifer, Chad, Susan, and Lisa
EDITOR NOTE: Sorry….no last names or personal info (last names, phone numbers, email addresses). Smack talk is fair game, threats are not. Other than that….have at it.
Only wish she looked that good? Doesnt tk much to look better than the girl
So did Melissa, Jackie, Jenny, Jennifer, Chad, Susan, or Lisa take this picture? Or was the person depicted in this picture too stupid to make sure their page was private so that others could not view the picture? Maybe the blame is on her for not protecting herself from predatory people… If these people are “out to get her” then her page should have been private… Her fault.
Drew this picture was posted on someone FB for friends and family to see not on a site that is being labeled as JC trash big difference buddy… There are children in this picture whos feelings are hurt that someone that they love and care about posted something so ugly about them. These people that posted this are ugly and karma will get them someday,it’s such a shame that people think its so funny to hurt people everyone in this picture NEVER would think to do anything so hurtful, grow up seriously
“Hey Honey, I knowed that we had 5 kids where’d the baby go?”
“Fenton Shore”
“Who’d a ever thought, We’d actually wind up LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!!!!”
If we sit real quiet, we can hear the banjos.
We’re gonna need a bigger towel.
Where’s the Beef??? Oh there it is!!!
The Aristocrats!
To hell with bath salts I was just hungry!
So I noticed a comment or two from people wanting to be posted on revenge bashing, well here you go. These are the dumbasses who thought this would be funny. Note: The chick with tuna and a passport is the jealous x-wife that has been mentioned a few times.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/FattiesLoveCockToo
ENJOY!!
Photo Shopped and they still have more class than what is being shown all natural in the pic above. Sorry…but….FAIL
Lmao, guess you’re one of them. Nice try at a comeback comment, but yeah, fail. Oh and btw, class would never act so trash posting a picture like this to 105.7 now would they?
Its not about being Photoshopped you dumb broad! I’m going to dedicate a website to them soon!! FatDumbBitches.com Coming Soon! You may find yourself on there one day!!
Then it sure sucks you still got the wrong people up there. I hope whoever that girl is don’t sue you for some sort of slander. Like I said….you don’t know me and you’re not even sure my name is Susan. Good luck!
And No, I’m no one you would know, I’m just yet one of the hundreds of people enjoying the picture depicting some white trash hillbillies making complete asses of themselves in public just for simply going out in public the way that they did. And even if you did know me…I wouldn’t mind if you posted my pic on a webpage. Even on my absolute worse day, you guys make me look like a freakin’ goddess. And by the way, not a Fail since apparently I got to you. Have a great day!
I wouldn’t be surprised if some people lose their lives over this shit! There are bad threats going around and shit is fixing to get crazy!! I’m not saying from me, but im hearing things!! This is getting way out of hand here!!
Retarded.
In reality your comment meant nothing to me, you were just the simpleton to type out something stupid about the photos being photo shopped, um… duh that’s obvious, thank you captain!
That’s alright though, I suppose you’re right about them being hillbillies making asses of themselves in public, I mean after all, it is a private beach on a private lake where they’re simply enjoying a hot day with swimming, BBQ, and a few beers. If I’m not mistaken most of the St. Louis/Jefferson County population probably including you has partaken in the same activities more than once in their lives, yeah? Maybe I’m wrong.
As for you being a goddess, someone so hateful couldn’t be at all that beautiful at least not on the inside no matter what you’re compared to.
For anyone with a little heart, imagine this:
The person this photo and most comments are being directed towards is a very kind and fun loving person who was simply trying to enjoy her birthday, she is merely the victim of another woman’s jealous act over her x-old man being with another woman. Sadly, this jealous person has gone as far as throwing her co-workers under the bus for doing this (now depicted on Facebook as whores until this photo is removed) as if she had not a single thing to do with it. So because of her pure undiluted and shameful jealousy, an innocent person gets to log in here and get her feelings smashed.
Bravo f*&%in’ oh!
So, someone may be wondering how this can be fixed? Well how about starting with having this photo removed and issuing a public admittance and apology? As for people posting shit here, think twice, the next photo could be of you.
Its funny how this comment came back to bite you in the ass isn’t it? Cause i got you on that page now you dumb ass bitch!! I knew i would find out who you were.. I don’t do this for a living for nothing!! Hahahahaha!!! Susan (NO LAST NAMES) – http://www.facebook.com
Check out this FB page that was made up of the bitches who put this up – http://www.facebook.com/FattiesLoveCockToo
I give it 12 hours.. You are an idiot if you think facebook will let your page stay… If you are putting all this effort into defaming these people you should know the ramifications… You could be sued for libel. If you knowingly print something untrue about someone… They can sue you for damages…ID 10 T…
hey drew in one of the pics on the fb page one of girls agreed to all the things that are said about her 100% There will be no one being sued on her behalf or the big guy and his cheese burger . If the words come out of their own mouth and typed from them then its 100% ok 😉
Drew your an idiot, I have consulted my attorney before making such a page. I know my rights, so nice try being a smart guy. The only thing that can be done, is they can hire an attorney to cease and desist and then i would have to take it down, but it would cost them almost $2000. I consulted my lawyer about War1057 taking this photo down and he told me he would have to charge me almost $2000 to have them be sent a cease and desist letter to have this photo taken down. Those photos that are on FB are considered public access and FB is considered freedom of speech. Open a book or have an attorney on retainer dumbass, before you open your mouth and say things that make you look foolish!! Peace Bitch!!
I love anybody who tries to insult another by saying “your an idiot”. If you are going to take the time to insult someone else’s intelligence (rightfully or otherwise) then at least take the time to use proper grammar when doing so. “You’re an idiot.”
Lisa, I guess you didn’t see the part where Drew called me an idiot? I was repeating what he said you dumb bitch!! Nice try on being a smart bitch!! I swear dumb people piss me off!! “Fucking Idiot”
This isn’t the beach. This is where the lake was before we all got in.
The three things every redneck dreams of:
1) Cold Busch
2) Warm Bush
3) and Fried Chicken
Is this Coleman’s new advertisement for their new stronger chairs and coolers?!
Hey, I just met you, and this crazy, but here’s my biscuit, with extra gravy.
“Once your done having your fun with SIS, You gotta cut the sleeves off your shirt to show her who the boss is! Look, Me and Pa Done it too!!!!!!”
Damn Girl ! the way you sucked down that chicken leg, I but your a master at sucking my d*@k.
Deliverance Revisited
I find it funny that there are all these meth comments lol
If u smoke meth…ur super skinny and deff not eatin….just sayin
guy on cooler to guy under chicken chick- “What the F**k Bill, we said no shoes and no sleeves!”
“Beer, Check..Cigarettes check…tattoos, check..chicken wings, hey!”
I wish I was that chicken leg.
you wish you were the chicken leg
Ya know Granny was looking for that Dog.
I can’t (kaint) believe someone would throw this away with so much meat left on it! Aint been there more than a couple days!
The kids are still wondering where mommy took their pet rabbit
Johnboy, did you read instruction 14? Make sure to use to much Anhydrous ammonia when stirring rather then to little, if not a explosion could occur. Good thing we were in the basement, now what do we tell pa happened to the house?
Inbreeding or cloning? You make the call.
Come sit on daddy’s lap
Loose. Butthole.
I think the best ones are Hocy Guy “Uncle…; Scott “For only 3…., Nick Melton “You know you’re…., and Steve “Red Neck storm chaser. I think these four should be up for the text poll friday morning!
Sissy just wants to make sure to eat plenty of protein so she can endure the upcoming gang bang!
Max level of swag.
Don’t worry I’m from tech support.
Get that half boner away from me!
It looks like a car crash. I can’t look away!
We live in a van down by the river
Good thing my swimsuit is still wet – Junior will never know that I just pissed on his lap.
(snort snort) chicken bone (snort snort)
Joplin clean-up effort FAIL
Jeffco beauty pageant: Swimsuit Competition
‘Cuz I got friends in low places . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I bet they all have really nice personalities
Boy i bet you could suck a mean dong sis. you wana try?
June is bustin’ out all ovee!
Over*
Because sometimes you don’t need to taste the meat.
bucket of chicken 10.dollars. case of beer 20 dollars. good meth before the gang bang “PRICELESS”
DAAAAAAMN! She’s workin’ that bone OVER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . wonder if I can git a date?
its a patrico family reunion
So what year is your house again?
Nothing like picking up chicks at the family reunion
Mtvs newist show “jefferson county shores”
Whispers: “Keep Completely Still, Her Vision is Based on Movement…”
She ate the whole thing……that’s hot
Didn’t you get the memo? Naked chicks only!
As the Donner party settled in for the night it would be Brittany that would be the first to partake in the smallest and slowest of through children.
(Ha) This bitch definitely saw the sign that said rib tip.
Jeff countys…. Bombshell Mcgee !
This is on a 18 acre lake, a private development which is not trashy at all and might I inform all of u that this was sent in by a jealous ex-wife for her idea of a poor sick joke.
And just how would you know this ??? are you the one in the zebra shorts or blue? or the other guy who noone can tell what you look like
No, Im not in the picture at all but I live there and these are my friends and the girl is my best friend. and if u seen the ex-wife that posted this u would be vomiting in ur mouth, shes god awful
Ignorance is bliss…
I might add she is a jealous ex-wife that lives in a trashy ass house and is a fat slob. She can only wish to look as good as the girl in pink.
Wait… THe girl in the pink looks… good???…
I saw that sign that said rib tip!
Can’t tell if that’s her vagina…. or just the back of her thigh.
Pre Drinking before we hit the road for Florida! Gonna find us a good trailer where we’ll fit in just fine!
No way the complaints on here are actually from anyone in this photo. I guarantee THEY DON’T COMPUTER
Next Time on Whale Wars.
Redneck Sandbox
Look bitch, you ask before you take the last piece of chicken !!! This is the last time I take you on a date with my brother !! And take off my daughters swim suit !!
Correction: Woody (zebra shorts) and Rizz(blue shorts) and Patrico(being crushed by the pink blob) in 5 years…..
Hey sis, the way your eating that chicken wing makes you look like a Hoosier!
Woody and Rizz in 5 years….
When I finish cleaning this bone . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m havin’ sex with it!
Honey I shrunk the Hoosiers and they fell in the litter box
Snapshot from the music video set of Cake and Sodomy by Marilyn Manson
Wrong Turn 5 – Coming to a theater near you…
See I told you if you bring the tv outside if would feel like you are there watching Jr live. Hey sissy why don’t you put down that chicken wing and see if donnie wants to come over and watch the race
Hey y’all!the shelter has a patio we can watch the cards game on,load up the f*ckin kids and lets go!
The sad thing is i know some of them
You’d think if they weren’t sitting in the basement there house wouldn’t of blown away.
TMZ REPORTS;…Craiglist Personals first wedding reception photos leaked.
Hillbilly Handfishin tryouts
The “no skinny dipping ” sign needs to replaced with a “no fatty flopping” sign.
now jus sit right here, and ride ‘er nicccccccce & easy…
oh hell, BOBBY!! BOBBY QUIT MAKIN’ OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!!!
Its the next Seal Team 6!!!
These Jeffersonites are flocking the local scences including such established and Classy joints as the Meramec Bridge Sand Bar at Lemay Ferry Road. They are all celebrating the return of their local hero Jennifer Culp for showing the people of south County that “Jefferson Countians will been makin meth anywhere theys wants too.” Festiviies included Sexy Swimsuit/Wing Eating Competitions and Washers.
Hey, is that uncle Earl’s Meth encrusted chicken?
1 more welfare check and this pool will be done.
JeffCo Lawn Dart Association semi-annual tourney, 2012. Sponsored by Fritz’s Frog Legs & Ink Studio.
New Sea World exhibit: JeffCo Jelly Rolls
I didn’t know we’z been washed up timmy, had me lil chicken tender to ‘tiiiiiiiiiiiide’ me over..
Jeff county Wal-mart, family photo sample.
Goose Creek…and you thought it was all hoosiers and heroine…
This is not goose creek
*****I think this was taken at RainTree in Hillsboro, Missouri..it’s a gated community**** Yes I’ve been there but our get together was nothing like this! I have no comments, I just kept staring at the women eating the chicken
Suck it guys!
Not in Rain Tree, its a private development 18 acre lake
I dont know what I want more. The fox sitting on your lap or the fine piece of meat shes eating. Wow is that a tattoo of the KFC logo?
all the outrage over the TIME Magazine cover but no one is talking about young JimBob watching little JohnBoy making out with AuntieMama in the background
Tonight, on Hoose Hunters see the elusive Jeffco MO Hoose, at The River Rambler Reunion, where cousins have been connecting since 1987.
This is a swamp ass alert
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like it’s better than yours
Man, my brother always gets the best women!
“My Big Redness Vacation”….St. Louis style
Once the flood water went down those broken sand bags made a great beach!
come on sis get up I can’t feel my legs
“Uncle Jethro paid a dozen chicken wings for that lap dance.”
quik-set concrete and a cooler full of beer and leftover fried chicken: the venus fly trap of JeffCo.
OMG Bubba!! Dale jr is passin for the lead! I sure do miss his daddy tho! Yee haw!
Hey throw me that hand towel, I mean beach towel.
Lakeside incest
Meanwhile in the Cardinals bullpen…….
Damn Sis, watching you suck on that chicken bone sure be turning me on.
Why don’t ya bring your big hot air ballon looking ass over here and finish what you started last night.
Never to big to sit on daddy lap.
Darn it daddy’s lap
Damn Sis… Ain’t never seen no one eat a chicken wing that sexylike
hahaha this ^^^^
Fred Bird!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no, say it ain’t so…
Man the Harpoons!
This large towel fit before the chicken
City of Wood River Janitors Union, Local 137 Memorial Day BBQ 2012
Man that looks good, which kid is she eatin now?
Seriously. Zebra print for swim trunks. I thought the lap dog was appalling.
It’s a towel idiot, try again >.<
Every family reunion becomes hoosier once it has the 3 C’s …. Cans of beer, Chicken wings, and Crystal meth.
We beat being Metherson County “Meth Skinny” Stereotype!!!
Lickin’ the bone clean like a Boss
People of Wal-Mart Rejects
Can I get 3 buckets of chicken and a diet soda
Hey kids! Get Papa, Bubba, and Uncle Jeffrey their robes outta the box the minivan, the ones with the hoods not the ones your daddy “blows his nose” in. Then come down here and make a gravel-castle with your sister…
The camera adds ten pounds they say….so we got about 100 cameras Id say.
Swamp people was filmed in front of a live Hoosier audience!
You Cleaned out the Cat box before You let julie Make a Kitty Castle Right ?!!
Is that a hand towel?!?!?
It’s PEANUT BUTTER CHICKEN TIME….PEANUT BUTTER CHICKEN TIME….where it at…where it at….there it go…there it go
Somebody really screwed up. Don’t the signs at the zoo say “Don’t feed the animals”?
The EPA received reports of white trash washing up on a local beach…
hahaha
YOU ARE NOT SAFE! I REPEAT…YOU ARE NOT SAFE!
Question:
Are Hippos Vegetarians?
Answer:
yes they are but… there are many incidents that people have been killed by being bitten or trampled over by hippos.
Proudly attending the openong of the Headline Hoose Hall of Fame.
how much for a lap dance and a slab of ribs
The White Trash Expo swimsuit competition is always a fan favorite!
Billy Bob is scared…his “please don’t eat me” tattoo isn’t visible today.
The people of walmart expo 2012 was held in Jeffco this year. Hell of a turnout
Kind of looks like the cat litter box with a lot of shit laying around.
“Construction for the new Golden Corral has been slowed down due to these fans of the chocolate fountain.”
Free chicken and box seats at Wrigley Field, it don’t get any better than this..
Now holding auditions for Deliverance: The Musical
see kids with a little alcohol and meth anywhere can be fun
Where’s the fat, spare tire wearing, thinks she’s hot, jealous x-wife that posted this?
While enjoying the pastor’s sermon, Betty Lou couldn’t but feel the Spirit of the Chicken Bone move thru her. “Praise be to Kentucky Fried!”
There used to be five children in this photo, but after some bath salts…
Funny thing is, a fat ass jealous bitch posted this shit to 105.7 Can’t wait to find a piture of her hanging spare tire to show everyone what a fat nasty JeffCo slob she is. Shame I can’t get a picture of her trashed ass slob house too.
AGREED! and shes gonna have somethin comin forsure. My friends dont take shit lightly
Please keep us informed! Y’all should blast her on here for payback… 🙂
@Foxy, oh she’s being blasted in a few ways. Facebook is always a great place to make an ass out of someone infront of their friends. *grins*
Their used to be five children in this photo, but after some bath salts…
Does this towel make me look fat?
Crikey!!!Because when they strike it can be that quick that if they’re within range, you’re dead, you’re dead in your tracks. And their heads weigh more than my body.So it’s why we keep this short, half constructed wall to keep them confused and docile.
Look I found a piece of chicken in my moose knuckle.
As you can see, it takes intense training to keep those bodies in shape.
“The cheap seats at Busch are finally within reach”
Run Red Birds! RUN!
Jefferson County: When the finer things in life just don’t appeal to you.
You gonna eat all that chicken, Punkin?
Pork-n-Grease
Is this outside of Wal-Mart?
This is the view from DON-NAY’s front porch
Damn… Kat Von D really let herself go…
lmao
Hey did you take the last piece of squirrel?
Witness Protection fails again, eh Kat Von D??
Now you know you gotta wait 30 minutes after you eat that before you can go swimming in the concrete pond
Damn momma you gonna eat that there chicken leg or make love to it!!! We just got here and I’m already sweating just watching you eat that there thing!!!
“Extreme Makeover: Hooshe Edition”
Look it a white big black with one eye shut!
Kids, one day this could all be yours.
This picture has been photo shopped if u look really close u can see the CUBS logo on there shirts
Proudly sponsored by Busch beer!
“Hey don’t worry we ain’t gonna be here too much longer, heard their buildin’ a walmart super center just down the river”
Pardon me, do you have any grey pop on ?
Poupon
Pier 29 at Fisherman’s Wharf SF, CA has now relocated in Missouri. We ask everyone not to feed the Sea Lions.
Pier 29 at Fisherman’s Wharf SF, CA has now relocated in Missouri. We ask everyone not to feed the Sea Lions.
“I dont know what turns me on more…That chicken wing, or my sister eating that chicken wing…”
Come to Missouri: we have beaches!
Free willy 4: willy gets grilled. Starring larry the cable guy and the rest of his family
WOO-HOO!!! A JeffCo Gentlemen’s Club!!
For only three easy payments you too can own an unbreakable chair!
“Bitch stole my chicken wing”
Pictured: Patrico family reunion.
gooooo.
Is that Donny under there?
Will it flush?
Due to corporate cutbacks, WAR is forced to combine the headline hoosh, bitch-be-trippin, freaks of the week, and Rizz’s birthday party all in one shot.
wrong county
“Hey! Quit HOGgin Up The Dugout!”
Ain’t nuthin’ better than cold chicken at Ballpark Village.
“Amber Alert” Have you seen this poor child pictured above? Last seen alone, sad, and hungry, made to play by herself in the dirt away from the other children…her only meal in weeks, a loan turkey leg, stolen by her glutton of a mother, who ravages it down with guilty pleasure. Now all she has left is a bowl of sand….If you see her…Please…ABDUCT HER, and take her far, far away from Jeff County, no charges will be filed…
three more payments ‘n’ this baby’s mine!
This is your future if you stop taking Steroids !!!!
Looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter is being filmed before a live studio audience now.
Hey Sis! I’ll give ya this here beer if you give me a lap dance too!
News flash Jethro Tull roadies missing .. and needed for questioning .. description ; giant mongoloid women in ill fitting bikini appearance resembles a wall of tattoo flash if it were located on a shaved water buffalo .. man slightly resembling an obese lance berkman .. wearing decorative bed sheet with a cardiovascular friendly sleeves .. if located proceed with caution .. consider very dangerous due to mating season and and irregular eating habits.
Where’s waldo
Who brought the hand towels instead of the beach towels?
“Damn girl! what the rest of us gunna eat?”
If you divorce her is she still your sister?
My drumstick brings all the boys to the yard
GOOD ONE
It is so sad seeing what global warming has done to the beaches.
Not so finger lickin’ good…
Just another day at the Jeff Co beach.
Shiny side down fo life
Man, I swear there used to be water here.
The legendary WHITE TRASH HEAVEN(located behind the boat ramp facing the port-o-Potty’s)…. Where all the girls are obese have more tattoos then you and the canned busch flows like a bloody nose and fried chicken grows on trees…. git-R-done brother
I have never seen beached whales eat and screw at the same time
todays porno actress starred in such fine films as “2 beers, one chicken wing and a deep crater” and “meet me in festus for a two tooth two-some” and her finest role as betsy in “holy ish that stinks”
You know your a redneck when the best looking thing at your reunion is a chicken leg and a can of beer
This is the last Jeff co strip club I’ll ever try
one beer, one chicken leg and two pairs of crocks must be goose creek…
I’m just a guessin that wish at least one more of them there skinny kids come over that there wall? Bet that last one didn’t fill you up nuff.
Nice little sand beach right next to this sweet concrete wall, free….Realizing your sister needs a bigger towl, for more reason than a bbq chicken leg, Priceless….
FAIL: if u cant bench press her thn that bitch dont sit on ur leg.
It takes a whole lot of lubrication to stuff a marshmallow in a piggy bank
“I remember my first beer”
Jerry’s kids reunion!
Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
Just another day in paradise!
JeffCo, nuff said
Wait your turn Darryl. When we get done we have to take her and her kids back to the truck stop!!
hey delbert,I told you that scalper said we’d be sittin’ in the dugout
“Hey ya’ll, does eatin this here chicken make me look fat?”
I’mma go all ninja turtle if your old lady don’t share that chicken leg, I’ve been coming to this sewer since before u knew her , I gots sen-ror-ity dammit the hell!
Hey Wilma.. If you would quit farting on Leo’s leg, they might actually let us in the stadium next time.
“Hey Sally Ray, you seen ma sister?”
pink, ink and stink what else could a man want?
Man, she sure likes the bone.
“Methlab groundbreaking ceremony with Jeffco county officials and the official Mrs Jeffco!”
redneck yacht club
Wife: “damnit Cletus I told you this towel wouldn’t fit me!!!”…..Husband: “well Girt I told you to go in the dressing room and try it on first but you just HAD to get to Ponderosa before going to the homeschool class reunion of 99′”
“Look at a meth addict. Now look at us. Do you REALLY think we’re cooking meth down here?”
Hey guys if this is what we got to look forward to in life Lets get the F out a here!!
look kids its dinner time for the rhinos!!
Hey kids look its the Rhinos in a half cage at dinner!!
You don’t want to see what happens if you feed them AFTER midnight.
“There ain’t no way we’re missin’ this Wal-Mart grand opening!”
Red Neck storm chasers.- “Sure it’s safe! Darryl said half a basement is better than none”
Yes sir……we gots the spot for the fireworks show and we are not moving for nothn’.
Where are the bath salts and hungry black men when you need them?
We ate your baby, the dingo, and the dingo’s baby! And they were just the appetizers!
Backstage at miss trailer trash 2011
Just working on my swimsuit figure
Today scientist confirmed that the “Hoosier containment facility” was not working up to expected levels, some had actually leaked out
Just another Cardinals tailgate party
“Listen here buddy if anyone is going to have sex with my sister it’s going to be me!”
Looks like Pinky is getting meat front and back…
ya, we met on craigslist.
good one!
wooooweeee what smells like rotten tuna?
that’s a whoooooole lotta pink and ink on the chick
Club Imperial Amature Stripper night on the Missouri River
The cast of People of Wal-Mart.
The drive-in must be showing he Martin Luther King assassination again.
“This is the best float trip yet!”
Catching some rays at my favorite vacation get away
“Next time on my big redneck Vacation….”
Hey Bobby, your old lady keeps eating like that, you are gonna have to buy bigger towels.
pujols taste great!!!
The proposed Redneck Club for Ballpark Village
Garbage pail kids class reunion 2012
Camping out for Dollar General Black Friday deals!
Revenge of the Garbage Pale Kids
Trade you dis here half drank beer for that half aten chicken wing…
Who needs an ashtray when you can party in one!!!
Thanks Lester, these are great seats you got us for the game
Nothin like the smell of insest and meth at the lake…
Biggest Loser – before the show. How to train to make sure you get your spot.
Wow! Great turn out for the Obama impeachment rally!!!!
My sweety ate my leg with her ass.
Rhonda trys to concentrate on her chicken, but inside she really wants to strangle J.R. for bringin hand towels to swim at the creek.
Its a Jefferson County thing, you wouldn’t understand!
Watching the Cardinals, Down by the RIVER!!!
“Survivor: Jefferson County”
Time to carb up before the family gang bang.
Meanwhile at the redneck drive-in strip club (kids allowed) Cletus is getting a lap dance by big Bertha while she devours a fried chicken wing. Multitasking has never been sexier.
The bus should be here soon bringing Momma home from prison.
All prepared for the granite city homecoming!!
Hoo-sier daddy?
Hoooooweeee! Bud light, chikin, and tits! Amuhrica, fuck yea!
Am I getting your lap wet?
You can’t hide mone!
Weight Watchers meeting!
Its uncle festers from the addams family, family reunion. Cousin it is sitting onguys lap
Welcome to Meth Making 101.
Yuh, shur are lucky Dale my sis never sits on my lap and eats chicken bones!
“Hey look, the DEA is at Jeffthrow’s trailer again. Let’s watch.”
Beached Walruses
Jeff co business college a small college could make a big difference
come on baby show lynard skynard your tits!! woo hoo!!
Waiting in line for the release of brand new oakleys
what? you never had a party in your basement before.
“Jefferson county meth cookers convention.”
“River Des Peres vacation 2012”
“Mmm… sewer rat on a stick. Now that’s good eating’.”
When did we get chicken?
when we finallyget water in this pool its gonna be the bomb
New Movie from Hasbro Toys….Hungry Hungry Hippos
There would have been banjo music, but they ate those too
Watching a Ashley Salazar performance.
“It sure is good to get a break from the lab”