FREAK OF THE WEEK RESULTS PAGE!

Here are today’s FREAKS RESULTS….

LISTEN TO THE FREAKS ON THE PLAYER BELOW:

1. Le Cordon Ewww – A couple is offering up Placenta cooking classes. Truly made our stomachs turn. Sick. (Woody, Rizz, The Mayor,& Patrico endorse)

Spaghetti anyone?

Cut meat of 3/4 placenta into bite size pieces, then brown quickly in 1 tbl. butter plus 1 tbl. oil.

Then add 1 large can tomato puree, 2 cans crushed pear tomatoes, 1 onion, 2 cloves of garlic, 1 tbl. molasses, 1 bay leaf, 1 tbl. rosemary, 1 tsp. ea. of salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel.

Simmer 1 1/2 hours.

2. Buddy Light – A dude is looking for anyone to grab his beer off the table…go into the bathroom…and then urinate, JO, or rub the bottle all over your area. Seriously? GROSS. He’s also looking for someone to go at it straight from the TAP!

3. Jabba The Slut – A big fat chick is looking for a really skinny man to SMOTHER. She wants to lay on top of dudes and literally smother the CRAP out of them.

4. Nurse Jackie – A guy is amputated from the knee down and wants a nurse to take care of him like he is a Vietnam vet. He’s in a wheelchair and he wants you to get it on with him.

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3 Responses to FREAK OF THE WEEK RESULTS PAGE!

  1. Pingback: FREAK OF THE WEEK (08/08/12) [AUDIO] | Woody And Rizzuto

  2. Jennifer says:

    Looks great, Patrico, I’m not getting checkerboard-vertigo from trying to read it anymore.

    Love you guys, suck it hard.

  3. drewder says:

    I was taking a girl out on a date (look out tower in Hillsboro during a meteor shower). We stopped at a gas station to refuel. I walk in and she was playing with a cellphone shaped lighter. When she clicked the antenna, it would ring and then produce a flame. She giggled and said it was like a real cellphone…. then she put it to her ear acting like she was talking on the phone…. and f#cking clicked the lighter.

    Her beautiful long blonde hair went up rather quickly. What a f#cking date.

    B!TCH BE TRIPPIN

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