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Yo it’s Patrico and it’s mother effin’ Friday! Hells yes! Tonight on the agenda? Booze. And lots of it. It’s nice when you walk into the office and first e-mail you read is a link to a bunch of women ripping the show apart. (More on this later). Also – big thanks to everyone who came out and chowed it up with us yesterday at the Hotshots unch Meeting. It’s always nice to meet all the folks.
DONNIES WEEK IN RAGE!
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– Here is your NFL Week #3 Schedule
– Ichiro has gotten 200 hits in 10 straight seasons. Jose Bautista becomes the 26th player to hit 50 HR’s in a season.
John Hamm from Mad Men started saving money to start off his acting career by working as a prop guy and set dresser for some softcore porno.
And here is SNL’s response!
David Letterman: Shia LaBeouf, Brian Regan, Jimmy Eat World
Jay Leno: Dwyane Wade, Zachary Levi, Gloria Gaynor
Jimmy Kimmel: Joaquin Phoenix, “Science Bob” Pflugfelder, Primus
Craig Ferguson: Jason Schwartzman, Willie Nelson
Jimmy Fallon: Blake Lively, Joshua Topolsky, John Legend
Carson Daly: Olivia Munn, BTTR Ventures, La Roux (R 4/13/10)
NBC: New SNL on Saturday
HBO: New Boardwalk Empire
FOX: Animation Sunday Returns
Will Smith is 42
Heather Locklear is 49
Michael Douglas is 66
Mark Hamill is 59
Stephanie McMahon is 34
Nia Vardalos is 48
Kevin Sorbo is 52
Chris Owen is 30
T.I is 30
Bridgette Wilson is 37
Scottie Pippen is 45
Michael Madson is 53
Barbara Walters is 81
Serena Williams is 29
Jim Caviezel is 42
Linda Hamilton is 54
Olivia Newton-John is 62
A man got into a fight…with a parrot that he had in his backpack. People had noticed the dude shaking the bird so badly that the feathers were flying everywhere. Cops arrived and said that the parrot was squaking loudly. Funniest thing is that the bird kind of fought back. This hooshe had scratches all over him. He now sits in jail.
FRIDAY FAIL STORIES:
- A couple tried to steal gas from INSIDE of a Salvation Army van. Funny thing is – the van, the man, and the woman all caught on fire!
– A cop accidently shot a bullet through a wall, a mirror, and into another wall. He was in town for a gun safety conference.
– A cop in Florida stopped dating a chick cop so he came up with this plan….He said he would call in a fake crime report for her to report to. Well she did show up..and so did 4 other cops.
– Some kids bought a stab proof vest to try it out. One kid died. FAIL.