TUESDAY SHOW BLOG (9/28/2010)

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So here we are with the taint of the week.  It’s another typical Tuesday.  I swear – if Fred didn’t come in and do the Freak of the Week on Tuesdays, I think St. Louis suicide rates would be much higher.  The show is full of stuff today – and I’m hella excited because I’m going to Olive Garden for dinner.

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NINJA STICKER C/O WOODY AND RIZZUTO
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 FRED STOPPED BY WITH THIS WEEK’S NOMINEES OF CRAIGSLIST FREAK OF THE WEEK:
– I Spy! ((Woody, Riz, and Mayor Fred endorse))
– Tickle Me Elmo
– Robert DeWeirdo ((Patrico endorses))
– Tommy Tucker
LISTEN TO THE NOMINEES BY CLICKING HERE! FREAK OF THE WEEK (9/28/2010)
 
Today’s Anthem: It’s the NIGHTMARE that I sang the about a month ago.  I apologize. 

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Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven”t heard it – it’s news to you!

A dude bit another dude in the wrist when he thought the other man’s dog was playing too roughly.  They were at a dog park.  What the gay…

Check out this doucher who got a tattoo of a ROCK STATION’S LOGO on his FOREHEAD when he heard of a $100,000 competition.  Well – there was no competition.  But – this retard was arrested and check out his mugshot.  What an idiot!  Like seriously dude, you have that shiz on your face for the rest of your life.

 
 
 The owner of the Segway company. That little gay two wheel motor scooter type thing.  Well – the owner of the company accidently drove one off of a cliff a couple days ago and died.
 
This old time kicked the bejesus out of a dude that was a member of Hell’s Angels after he taunted the old man.  Swift justice.
 
A team of U.S. Researchers have announced that it was probably a strong wind that parted the Red Sea and not Moses.  Wait…WHAAAAAAT?! This isn’t real?!
 
The truth hurts.  This broad walked into a job center with like 1,000 piercings.  Her lips, her nose, her cheeks…everywhere.  The man at the job center said “Who would hire you looking like that?”  This broad has foreals 30 tattoos and 20 body piercings.  The chick ran out of the job center crying.

A chick pretended to be a cop and pulled over another car with a dude driving.  Here is when all men can sob. So she ordered this dude to pay a fine.  And the dude said he would pay her after he went to the ATM ….So he did!
This soldier lost his legs and got artificials limbs awhile back.  Well – he wasn’t done.  He got the limbs and decided to go BACK to the Middle East and is now fighting in the war for our freedom with two fake legs.  WHAAAAAAAT?!
 
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– The Cards beat the Pirates 6-4
– The Bears kicked a last second field goal to beat the Packers 20-17 on MNF
– David Beckham yelled at a fan for telling him to knock it off with the prostitutes.

 

Two black women in Florida are trying to claim a violation of Civil Rights when they were denied food at the bar.  Here is the thing……THE BAR DOESN’T SERVE FOOD!

 

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 – George Lopez is divorcing his wife.  They both say its mutual.  Even though back in May – there were reports of George messing around with prostitutes.
– Artie Lange perfromed over the weekend for the first time since he tried to kill himself.
– Greg Girauldo had a drug overdose the weekend.  Well – it was right after he spoke at some clean and free event.  Idiot!

 
 
LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Jon Stewart, N.E.R.D.
Jay Leno: Patrick Dempsey, Mindy Kaling, Train
Jimmy Kimmel: Dane Cook, the latest “Dancing with the Stars” castoff, Maroon 5
Craig Ferguson: David Boreanaz, Melissa McCarthy
Jimmy Fallon: Christopher Meloni, Joanna Garcia, Teenage Fanclub
Carson Daly: Elisabeth Moss, Kim-Marie Penn, Menomena
Lopez Tonight: Jim Belushi, Minka Kelly

CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Hilary Duff is 23
Bam Margera is 31
Dita Von Teese is 38
Naomi Watts is 42
Mira Sorvino is 46
Jeffery Jones is 64
Ben E. King is 72


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 Brooke Banner – 27 – This whore has been stretched out more than an old t-shirt in 341 fine films including:
– Star Whores
– It Barely Fits
– Mad At Daddy Vol 1
– Young Dumb & Bummed
– Bend Over Butts 5
– Fast Times at Deep Crack High Vol 12
– The Bigger The Blacker The Better
– Cametoe Perversions
– Honey We Blew Up Your Vagina Vol 11
– White Bitch Sandwich 3

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Out of Indianapolis…a mom threw acid in the face of her son’s 19 year old girlfriend.  So – when the GF got home from a doctors appointment, the mom demanded half of the girls pain pills as payment for letting her live in her house.  When she refused – she threw acid in the gf’s face! The girl is in the hospital and they don’t know if the acid got in her eyes because currently – her eyes are blistered shut.  Why did the mom have acid in the house? Oh – to see if things were foreals gold or not…

WHATS UP GRANDMA?
We give listeners to try and guess what is hidden in one of the three love pockets of our old timey blow up doll.  Can you guess What’s Up Grandma?

GUESSES
– Banana…
Holy hell….it’s obnoxious – it’s the correct guess right off the bat! HOLY HELL!

 

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So a rare White Short Tail Albatross was caught over the weekend. 
GOOD NEWS: It’s an endangered species.  There are less than 3,000 of them on the planet. 
BAD NEWS: It was caught by a fishing boats hook and died.  FAIL! 

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