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Ninjas! Tonight – it’s mother effin ladies night. Come out to the Dorsett Hotshots and drink some beers and win some sex toys. Yeah! Ladies, bring your dudes and have them get hamemred and fellas – bring your ladies and have them get all horned up. I’ll be ‘on the wheels of ham’ till ten. So come on out – Hotshots Dorsett starting at 8PM!
Justin from O’Fallon, MO checked in to play Press Your Luck!
And he lost….
The Question: In the movie, “A Christmas Story” what is Ralphie’s brother’s name?
Justin’s Number: 636-577-1553
If you want a NINJA sticker don’t forget to send a SELF ADDRESSED STAMPED envelope to the address listed below and I will send you out a sticker:
NINJA STICKER C/O WOODY AND RIZZUTO
401 S. 18th St
St. Louis, MO 63103
– If you are making at least $100,000 a year you are officially considered rich!
– Number of deaths because of texting and driving? 5,900 deaths a year (up 28%)
– Click it or Ticket just a scam? Well – this dude got a ticket back a few years back. So he was pissed – but he kept wearing his seatbelt. And he got in an accident- and the seatbelt saved his life.
VICTORY FOR ALL THE FLASHERS! This dude was driving around a school bus and whippin out his wanger and playing with it. But – it wasn’t really his. It was a costume with a large fake penis. The guy says it was a terrible prank that just went wrong
A man in Florida was aquitted earlier this year because he was putting a sex toy in his mouth…wait for it…wait for it..IN FRONT OF A SEVEN YEAR OLD! WHAT?!
A pilot was arrested after he was caught taking a picture of a naked 3 year old while getting his diaper changed. There was also 3 other kids on this douchers camera. He said he was obsessed with circumcisions.
-Greg Giraldo died from the overdose that he suffered 5 days ago. All the comedians came out and are saying RIP Greg and everything on Twitter. Gilbert Godfreid said something hilarious on Twitter. He said, “If we creamate Greg – is that his roast?” When people asked if it was too soon he said, “Greg won’t complain about it right now. Im sure I won’t be getting a call from him.
– Tom Arnold is back in rehab
– GLAD says the gayest show on TV is True Blood on HBO
– Mark McGrath almost had one of his testees fall off when he was 10. YOUCH!
– The lead singer from Judas Preist (who is gay) LOVES Lady Gaga
– Some broad is shopping a Tiger Woods sex tape. Her name is Devin James. She’s kinda hot.
NBC: The Office and 30 Rock
MTV: Jersey Shore
CBS: Big Bang Theory
FX: Always Sunny
David Letterman: Tom Selleck, Janet Elder, Tired Pony
Jay Leno: Morgan Freeman, Eric Stonestreet, Rodrigo y Gabriela
Jimmy Kimmel: Vanessa Williams, David Cross, the Avett Brothers
Craig Ferguson: Edward Norton, Odette Yustman
Jimmy Fallon: Bryan Cranston, Jesse Eisenberg, Joshua Topolsky, the Vaselines
Carson Daly: Adrian Grenier, Kevin Smith, Tift Merritt, Japandroids
Lopez Tonight: Tom Bergeron, Seal
Fran Drescher is 53
Barry Williams is 56
T-Pain is 25
Lacey Chabert is 28
Jenna Elfman is 39
Tony Hale is 40
Eric Stoltz is 49
Angie Dickinson is 79
- Funny Boners 3
– Weapons of Ass Destruction
– Butt Junkies
– My Mom’s A Whore
– The Bad News Bitches
– Down The Hatch 14
– The Da Vinci Load
– Ass Whores From Planet Squirt.
This dad went to go visit his son in jail. For months they have been talking about this awesome scheme to get some drugs into the son to sell in the prison. They were caught because they are retarded – but check out this retardedly amazing plan.
1. Donald Sr. would get a golfball size of heroin and put in his bum
2. Dude would then remove from butt and would put in mouth
3. Then they would make out and pass the heroin
I’ll just let this video do the talking….
RIZ: On His Boat, Mile High Club
PATRICO: In public, a chick 20 years older then him