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Today’s Anthem: Scott Stapp – the ANGEL!
DONNIE’S WEEK IN RAGE!
Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven’t heard it – it’s news to you!
– Another list that St. Louis doesn’t really want to be on. Today – we are #1 – in a place where you don’t want to be #1 – we have the worst TEETH! Be proud Jeff Co Meth heads! You’re making us proud!
– Oakley – the sunglasses folks – donated 33 pairs of $180 designer sunglasses. So – after each of the miners that rolled out of the mines – which was plastered ALL OVER the WORLD – got them about $41 million return! Speaking of the whole miner rescue scenario – there is already a game for it. Click HERE.
– Slow news day in Denver. Check out this story about a “little one trapped in a truck engine.” CLICK HERE.
– This couple needs a life. They had their 1st kid on 08/08/08. Their second kid on 09/09/09. And finally their 3rd kind on 10/10/10. What a joke!
– How crazy is this? A vet put a dog to sleep after she had spinal problems. So the vet gave her the shot and declared the dog dead. The family took the pup home to bury her and when they woke up – she was alive! They think she is resistant to the shot! PET CEMETARY!
– A dude sexually assaulted and burnt a mother and her daughter alive and now the prosecuting attorney wants the jury to look towards a life sentence and NOT the death sentence. They want to make the jury aware of the massive cost difference between the death penalty and keeping someone alive in prison. Really!?
– These idiot vampires stabbed their roomate because he wouldn’t let them suck his blood. Odd thing is – he let them suck it before. Hahaha..suck it.
– A preschool teacher JOKED about raping a student on his Twitter…umm…SOOOOO FIRED.
– A hotel worker went through a gals suitcase and put on her clothes…downside – she caught him….SOOOO FIRED.
– 2 cops robbed a drug dealer the other day and stole all the drugs and the money. One problem – they robbed an undercovered cop. SOOOOOO FIRED!
– The Blues lose to Nashville 4-3. They play Dallas on Saturday
– ALCS Yanks @ Rangers tonight @ 7pm. Tomorrow NLCS: Giants @ Phillies.
– NFL Week 6 Schedule. CLICK HERE
– South Park poked fun at Jersey Shore the other night. Well – they portrayed Snooki as some fat looking gremlin thing. But – however – she loved it. She thought it was hilarious. She even Tweeted, “Snookie wants smush smush..”
– Bill O’Reilly was on the View yesterday and Whoopie and Joy from the show rolled out. They just stood up and walked off the show. Barbara Walters got pissed. Woody thinks its staged.
– Michael Douglas is not planning on dying. Just letting you know.
– Top Gun has officially been green lighted for a Part 2. STUPID!
CBS: CSI-NEW YORK
David Letterman: David Duchovny, Amy Sedaris, Mike E. Winfield
Jay Leno: Eva Longoria Parker, Josh Duhamel, John Legend
Jimmy Kimmel: Rerun TBA
Craig Ferguson: Julie Chen, Ty Burrell, Billy Currington
Jimmy Fallon: Edward Norton, Bam Margera, Nick Vatterott
Carson Daly: Johnny Knoxville, Nathan Barr, Off!
Eminem is 38
Tim Robbins is 52
Suzanne Somers is 64
Tim McCarver is 69
Tanya Roberts is 55
Penny Marshall is 67
Linda Lavin is 73
Pamela Bach is 47
Emril is 51
Flea is 48
John Mayer is 33
Wyclef is 38
Mike Judge is 48
Margot Kidder is 62
George Wendt is 62
– The Slut Collector
– Manhammer Vol. 8
– Destination Dirtpipe
– Sack Lunch 2
– Sierra Has A Negro Problem
– Appetite for Ass Destruction Vol. 2
– Wrong Hole
ASHLEY – She got all dolled up and went to a Guys Night Out and was turning a lot of heads. However – it was because she had period blood on the back of her dress. GROSS FAIL!
MIKE – Mike had a chick on the back of his street bike. She told him to pop a wheelie. So he did. And she went flying off. It landed her 3 weeks stay in the ICU. MEGA FAIL!
Police are looking for a bald man who grabbed a chick by the ass, exposed himself and started to do the windmill and the dude fled. What STATE?!