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Today’s Anthem: It’s my Fail of an anthem….
So this is hilarious. This guy on CSPAN-2 used the TV time to bash on his ex girlfriend.
ASK WAR: Here is a question from a lady…she wants to know why men hold things against women – for things that didnt happen when they weren’t together?
+ The overall thing we came up with is that it all depends on WHAT you did and WHEN you did it.
– The fella from The Rent Is Too Damn High Party….well – he isn’t quite who you think he is. He actually has decent rent at only $800 bucks. But, he hasn’t paid rent in 10 years (he does some sort of handyman work around the building in exchange) but he does pay his son’s rent which is around $900 a month in a pretty nice New York neighborhood. So – wait – how the hell do you know the rent is too damn high?
– This dude named Rowdy was in prison here in Missouri serving a 30 year sentence. He was getting ready to be transfered to Oklahoma but he had other plans. He came up with a plan he was going to dress like his cellmate. Well – believe it or not – this has effin’ worked! He is still on the run and people are lookin for him.
– How’s this for a bad ass last name – a guy named Mark Fiasco and his buddy were pulled over because they had a license plate light out. After they realized they were busted they both admitted they bought the pot and planned on smoking it. But Fiasco was MEGA excited. He thought his $150 bong that had been missing for seven years was stolen. What he wasn’t stoked about is the $1,100 bond that he now has while he sits in jail.
– WHO FRIGGIN CARES: Jennifer Aniston’s dog is suffering from depression.
– Yanks win game 5 but are still down 3-2 in the series.
– Giants lead the Phils 3-1 and could head to the World Series with a win tonight
– James Harrison contemplates retiring and NFL players are pissed about the new suspension rules for flagrant hits.
– Rick Rypien tried to go after a fan. Check it.
– Erin Andrews is threatening to sue a website because there are still photos of her being all naked from the peep hole videos from over a year ago. They even put the pictures at the top of the website after they heard she was going to sue them.
– The PTC (Parents Television Council) is pissed at the GLEE photo shoot. They say that the GQ magazine is putting borderline Pedophilia in their magazine. Check it out by clicking HERE.
– The Founder of Penthouse died of lung cancer yesterday.
– Amber from Teen Mom is saying she is pregnant again. Gary is saying that it may not be his kid and SHE MAY NOT EVEN BE PREGNANT.
– Subtitle of the new Transformers movie is Transformer: Dark of the Moon.
– Some dude is coming out saying that Angelina Jolie is crazy. Really? You don’t say. She’s a nightmare. We all know this. He said she had pictures of dead bodies all over her room and that she was doing coke and heroin.
CBS: Big Bang Theory, CSI
ABC: Grey’s Anatomy
NBC: Office, 30 Rock
MTV: Jersey Shore (Season Finale)
FX: Always Sunny
LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Jon Stewart, N.E.R.D. (R 9/28/10)
Jay Leno: Ryan Reynolds, Betty White, Tommy Lee (R 9/22/10)
Jimmy Kimmel: Clint Eastwood, Rod Stewart
Craig Ferguson: Don Rickles, Ellie Kemper (R 9/15/10)
Jimmy Fallon: Jon Hamm, a performance from Broadway’s “Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson”, Amy Ryan (R 9/16/10)
Carson Daly: Adrian Grenier, Kevin Smith, Japandroids (R 9/30/10)
Lopez Tonight: Jeff Foxworthy, Duane “Dog” Chapman, Chris Weber
Kim Kardashian is 30
Jeremy Miller is 34
Carrie Fisher is 54
Judge Judy is 68
Whitey Ford is 82
Joyce Randolph is 86
Carmella Bing – 29 – Today’s birthday slut handled more rod than the Gordon’s Fisherman in 132 fine films including:
– Welcome to Boobsville
– Anal Buffet
– Great Sexpectations
– Ball Honeys 4
– Load Warriors
– Big Mommy Boobs 1
– Boobstravaganza 15
– Enter The Facesitter
HOOSHE OF THE WEEK:
#4 – Walmart woman lies about going into labor when she got caught stealing
#3 – Man who was arrested who ate a glass crackpipe
#2 – 63 year old Ronald Little is being charged with over 100 counts of sexual abuse against his family!
#1 – The guy who banged a dog inside of a mobile home. ((This weeks winner!))
+Natalie called in and said her kid’s dad hooked up with HIS brothers girlfriend. Their second child is actually HER baby daddy’s and not the brothers. Ughhh.
+ Dave called in and said that his stepmom raised him. His cousin was visiting….and HE HOOKED UP WITH HER! THATS COUSIN LOVIN’!
+ Chris called in and his brother had a kid with the daughter and married the mom after a threesome and they all live together
+ Scott knew a dude that porked a poodle. They all call him poodle pounder.
CHRIS IS THIS WEEKS SPRINGER STORY WINNER. YOU GET A CEREMONIAL “JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!”
– WORST SEXY TIME ADVICE ABOUT SEX. CHECK OUT THE 7AM FULL SHOW PODCAST FOR ALL OF THE LISTENERS SEXY TIME FUN FACTS CALLS.
– BONUS: Here is a list of some of the BEST and WORST sex advice from the past 70 years! Check It! Click HERE.
UESTION: In what state was the field in Field of Dreams?