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Today’s Anthem: The angelic soundings of Creed’s very own Scott Stapp
DONNIE’S WEEK IN RAGE!
So this seems like a good plan – question is will it work? A third year student at the Boston College law school sent a letter to the dean claiming that he will leave school after the semester as long as he is given a full refund. Why? Because the job market is so bleak. Just to let you know – this douche probably doesn’t have a case at all. BC Law says this dude is a-crazy. The law school said in a statement yesterday it is “deeply concerned” about it’s job prospects but no institution of higher education can guarantee a job after graduation. The student still isn’t backing down so we will see how it all pans out.
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So there is a study that Propecia – a baldness cure – actually kind of works. Unfortunately fellas – it causes erectile dysfunction. Here is the deal. This is where we were shocked. Dudes actually rather have hair then have use of their wong. WHAT?! Really?! Study proves it true! Unreal!
NPR fired a journalist named Juan Williams because of some comments he made on Bill O’Reilly the other day. Juan said that he gets nervous on a plane when he see’s people on a plane that are dressed in Muslim garb. Which..guess what – everyone does. He pretty much he was saying that he gets nervous..but it’s ok to be nervous. Oh – but they can run this and there is nothing wrong with it? What a joke!
– The Phils beat the Giants and still trail the series 3-2. Game 6 is Saturday
– The Rangers can go to the World Series with a victory tonight against the Yanks
– Mizzou (#11) takes on Oklahoma(#1) this weekend on ESPN
– Blues take on the Blackhawks tonight
– NFL WEEK 7 SCHEDULE
<——- Katy Perry and Russel Brandt may be getting married in India. Check out this photo.
– The first list of guests have been released for Conan O’Brien’s new show. He has set up a poll to where you can vote for the #1 guest on his show. Click HERE to vote.
– If Brett Favre retires this season – he does have a job lined up with Penis Puppeteer. He will be performing genital art….NEWS UPDATE: NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN
– Mel Gibson WILL NOT be in The Hangover 2. Some of the cast members (especially Zack Galifiankis) were PISSED about it.
– Snookie said she hasn’t had sex in 3 months.
– Jenny McCarthy said that she is obsessed with chubby hairy guys. I’m in.
TBS: Game 6 of ALCS
CBS: CSI: NY
FOX: The Good Guys
NBC: SNL is new on Saturday
David Letterman: Joaquin Phoenix, Tom Jones (R 9/22/10)
Jay Leno: Jamie Lee Curtis, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Trace Adkins (R 9/14/10)
Jimmy Kimmel: Katherine Heigl, Julia Stiles, Nas and Damian Marley (R 10/14/10)
Craig Ferguson: The cast of “The Big Bang Theory” (R 9/22/10)
Jimmy Fallon: Christopher Meloni, Joanna Garcia, Teenage Fanclub (R 9/28/10)
Carson Daly: Chloe Moretz, the Asylum, Los Campesinos! (R 10/1/10)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson is 35
Jeff Goldblum is 58
Jonathan Lipnicki is 20
Zach Hanson is 25
Michael Fishman is 29
Carlos Mencia is 43
Brian Boitano is 47
Christopher Lloyd is 72
Ryan Reynolds is 34
Weird Al is 51
Sally Layd – 49 – This bday whore has turned more DP’s than Derek Jeter in 168 fine films including:
– Deep Throat Grannies
– Anal Agony
– The Bridges of Anal County
– Witness for the Penetration
– Take This Wad And Shove It
– Rectal Rodeo
– Rumpman Caught in an Anal Avalanche.
A Connecticut man was arrested for sexually assaulting a horse. Cops were called when displeasure from the horses was heard from inside the barn. When they arrived – they saw what appeared to be a man touching a horse in a sexual manner. Yes – his hand was INSIDE of the horses vagina. Dude was arrested and eventually arrested on $500 bond.
FRIDAY FAIL STORIES:
Check out the 7AM Podcast for all of the listeners FAIL stories. God there are some brutal ones.
Check out this video of this guy failing at a beer can rocket…MEGA FAIL. Click HERE.
A 29-year-old Chicago dude spent his wedding night in the hospital after his buddies did the ole fashion toss in the air HUZZAH and let this dude fall straight to the ground. Paramedics said that the unfortunate groom hurt his neck and his back and would probably fully recover with no permanent damage! FAIL!
ALF – the Animal Liberation Front – removed some fencing keeping 80 deer together and the deer ran away into the wild. Most of them were shot – because it’s deer hunting season you a-holes. FAIL!