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You know what’s really awesome?! Getting ready in the complete dark. No power in Tower Grove this morning. Sucks. I downloaded the flashlight app on my phone because – since I’m a 25 year old dude living on his own – I don’t even own a damn flashlight. Sucks. Tornado ripped through the area – or tornado like weather ripped through here – hopefully the food won’t spoil in the fridge. Fat guy #1 concern! Big show today! Just because the weather is bad – that doesn’t stop the freaks from coming out! It’s the FREAK OF THE WEEK w/ Mayor Fred.
– TIGER’S WOOD
– MR. SKIN (Riz & Lazlow endorse)
– SHANK SKANK (Woody, Fred, & Patrico endorse)
– THE COLONEL
– A Texas high school cheerleader is claiming that she was raped by a guy and one of his buddies. He got away with like a slap on the wrist. He’s a high school varisty basketball star. So – the school let him play. The cheerleader continued to cheer but refused to say the kids name that raped her. However – the school kicked her off of the squad because she wouldn’t do it. Well – of course her parents sued the bejesus out of the school but the courts THREW IT OUT because they say she VOLUNTARILY is a memeber of the cheerleading squad! W…T….F?!
– Imagine getting Osama care. This Al-Qaeda operative quit the terroist group because of their mediocre health care plan. Woody is wondering if they have like an HR department or a AQ Medicaid Card?
– The fireworks displays at the Olympics could be the thing of the past because of the concern for the enviromental impact of the fireworks. Are you kidding me? It may be replaced by a lazer show. We talked about how you aren’t allowed to release doves anymore because of the 1988 Olympic incident. Check out the video. It happens around the 5 minute mark!
– Dallas loses to NY Giants in the MNF game. Romo goes down – out for 6 to 8 weeks
– All of the Cardinals coaching staff to return.
– Check out this Lebron Nike Commercial:
– Sex & The City 2
– 25th Anniversary of Back To The Future
– Rock Band 3 for XBOX and PS3
– WWE Raw vs. Smackdown 2011 for XBOX and PS3
FOX: Rocky Horror Picture Show GLEE
David Letterman: Taylor Swift, Seth Meyers
Jay Leno: Robert Downey Jr., Paula Deen, Jamey Johnson
Jimmy Kimmel: John Stamos, the latest “Dancing with the Stars” castoff, Donavon Frankenreiter
Craig Ferguson: Danny DeVito, Brie Larson, Henry Cho
Jimmy Fallon: Joan Rivers, Juliette Lewis, Underworld
Carson Daly: Jim Breuer, Black Dub, She & Him
Lopez Tonight: Bill Maher, Lauren Conrad, Taio Cruz
Hillary Clinton is 63
Jon Heder is 33
Cary Elwes is 48
Dylan McDermott is 49
Rita Wilson is 54
Pat Sajak is 64
Bob Hoskins is 68
Seth MacFarlane is 37
Keith Urban is 43
Judith Kostner – 34 – This porno whorno has handled a skeletons worth of bones in 87 films including:
– Hot Bods and Tail Pipe 18
– Anal Mermaids
– Gaper Capers
– Black Bastards
– The Video Adventures of Peeping Tom Vol. 25
POLITICALLY INCORRECT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES:
– Lady Gaga Meat Suit (But with Aborted fetuses instead of meat)
– Fake Mexican Guy as Border Patrol
– Partially Aborted Fetus
– Klan member
– Priest with candy and comic books
– Roast Beef with a bunch of dolls on a string and be the Octomom
-Priest with a rosary of Underoos
CHECK OUT SOME OTHER POLITICALLY INCORRECT COSTUMES BY CLICKING HERE
Here is the story of Buddy Tough the poodle. The owner needed to pay a $100 fine and the pup would have been free. Here is the best thing – instead of just paying the fine, the dude got on his riding lawn mower, used bolt cutters to free the dog, and drove away. He was caught by cops and told the cops, “I suggest you don’t grab my dog unless you want to face my shotgun.” They took the dog and hauled the old guy off to jail. Here is the worst part – as this dude was in jail trying to find bail – they put the dog to sleep.