SUCK IT 2010 IS OFFICIAL! ITS ON! CLICK HERE FOR ALL OF YOUR CAMPAIGN INFORMATION. DON’T FORGET TO COME OUT AND VISIT US AT CAMPAIGN STOP #5 TODAY (from 5p-7p) at PLAN NINE SKATEPARK IN HAZELWOOD @ THE MILLS MALL! THANKS TO TRACIE BIBB FOR JUMPING ON BOARD AND HELPING US WITH THE CAMPAIGN! TEXT “QUOTE” TO 48258 TO GET HER CONTACT INFO. IF YOU GET A QUOTE FROM HER BY CALLING HER UP – SHE’LL DONATE A BUCK.
Wow! Can we have a more jam packed day than today? Holy hell! We have got an awesome show this morning followed by Suck It Stop #5 at Plan Nine at the Mills. Then – we have Ladies Night tonight at Hotshots out in St. Charles on Highway 94. Like seriously – what a day. Should be a good time. I’ll be on the Wheels of Ham and spinning some Point Tunes from 8-9. Then from 9-10 I’ll be spinnin some stuff that makes the ladies go-so-crazy. Really it’s just some rap songs…Thats about it. So we will see you tonight! REMEMBER – THIS IS THE FINAL SUCK IT STOP SO COME OUT AND GRAB YO STUFF!
– A haunted house has opened in Pennsylvania in a REAL ABANDONED Mental Hospital. A local historian society tried to stop them from opening – and pretty much…soooooo sad. It’s still open.
– Check this video out. Its a woman who was kicked out of her church for starring in a boner commercial. Too funny!
– The Giants take Game 1 of the World Series 11-7.
– Barry Bonds wants to be a hitting coach
– Blues play Nashville tonight at 7PM.
– The gal that was in Charlie Sheen’s hotel room the other day is NOT a prostitute. She is a PORN STAR. Ohhhh – much different! Idiot hooker. Check out the pictures by clicking HERE.
– Sascha Baron Cohen is being sued…again. He threatens that the Bruno film crew beat the bejesus out of him. He’s asking like $2,500 in pain and suffering.
– Foo Fighters are in the studio recording a new album
– Janet Jackson said that she has struggled with her body image since she was 11
– David Arquette said he cried after the first time he cheated on Courtney Cox
– Conan talks about NBC to Rolling Stone. He says the whole thing felt like a car accident.
MTV: Jersey Shore the Reunion Show
NBC: Office, 30 Rock, Outsourced
FOX: World Series Game 2
ABC: Charlie Brown & The Great Pumpkin
David Letterman: Will Ferrell, Kid Cudi
Jay Leno: Denzel Washington, Reed Timmer, Corinne Bailey Rae
Jimmy Kimmel: Mandy Moore, John Quinones, Atomic Tom
Craig Ferguson: Michael Caine
Jimmy Fallon: Jason Hawes & Grant Wilson, GWAR
Carson Daly: Ben Nemtin & Duncam Penn, Seth Gordon, Villagers
Lopez Tonight: Jenny McCarthy, Eric Balfour, All Star Weekend
Joaquin Phoenix is 36
Trista Rehn is 38
Brad Paisley is 38
Julia Roberts is 43
Andy Richter is 44
Jami Gertz is 45
Bill Gates is 55
Bruce Jenner is 61
Dennis Franz is 66
Tony Montana – 50 – Today’s porno he whore has laid more pipe than the boys in local 562 in 584 films including:
– Riding Miss Daisy
– The Adv. of Buttgirl and Wonderwench
– Rump Humpers
– Little Shop Of Whores
– Granny’s Gone Anal 2
– Humongous Hooters
– Whats That Stink?!
A dude went into a bathroom in a bar – and decided that it was time. It was time to finally take out his rage on his nemesis. He walked into the bathroom and shot a urinal. When the cops asked him why he said, “It had it comin…” There was about $500 worth of damage to the bar.
– The Amish Mechanic ((It was a dude who had his hands in the vaginer of a horse))
– The Moss Man ((A dude broke into a museum that was wearing a full grass suit
– Cheeto Thief ((A guy stole Cheetos and Ho Hos from a gas station))
+ Cuter the costume – more the candy
+ If there are other little kids – move on
+ Strike early – the good candy goes first
+ Swing by late to get the unload
+ Lots of decorations means lots of good candy
+ Get you dad to chaperon ….moms focus to much on manners
+ Best candy is at the bottom of the bowl
In what movie would you find the character Det. John McClane?
Answer: DIE HARD
Josh got the answer correct!
Answer: Dumb and Dumber
Mike got the answer wrong!
– Miranda – Her aunt had sex with her uncle. NOT her husband uncle. Her BROTHER uncle. ((WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!)))
– Margo – A girl had 3 kids from a different dad, met a new dude who got her pregnant. He left her and got ANOTHER chick pregnant. And the two chicks met and are now lesbians.
How do you know your having a dry spell?
– More sex fantasy’s
– Increased nervousness
– Thoughts seem to wander