FRIDAY SHOW BLOG (10/29/2010)

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It’s Halloween weekend and for most people over the age of 15 it means it’s just another weekend.  However – if you are one of those people that go over the top for Halloween – I do have to agree I do love watching the old school sitcom TV Halloween Specials.  For example: Rosanne and Home Improvement always had some bad ass episodes.  Mega sweet!  Anyway – jam packed show today.  Enjoy the weekend everyone and we’ll holla at your on Monday.


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Today’s Anthem: The Lovely And Talented Scott Stapp

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Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven’t heard it – it’s news to you!

<——– Yahoo! did research and found that Lady Gaga takes the top on searched Halloween costumes.  However – the Meat Dress idea – that could kill you. So don’t do it. Also high on the list is Jersey Shore, Vampires, Adams Family, Star Wars.  Costume sales online show that woman who want to dress sexy is SKANKY SESAME STREET COSTUMES.

– Pumpkin’s that are perfectly round and orange are OUT!  Researchers have also found that people are now buying warted distorted pumpkins ON PURPOSE!

WHO FRIGGIN CARES: Celine Dion is having problems coming up with a name for her twins.  Nelson and Eddy are the names of her boys….NEAT!

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– Giants take game 2 of World Series and lead 2-0.  Game 3 is tomorrow
– NFL Week 8 Schedule
– The Blues win 3-0 against the Predators
– Aubry Huff from the Giants wears his WIFE’S THONG UNDERWEAR FOR LUCK!

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– The hooker/porn star/prostitute that was shacking with Charlie Sheen took a picture with Denise Richards before Denise got wise of what happened.   This bitch just said she’s a porn star – well she seems to be hookin on the side.  She is suing now and all lawyers up.  Not Gloria Allred. Her mother effin’ daughter tho is going to represent this bitch.  What a joke.
– PETA will give Lohan $20,000 to give up meat for a whole year.

ON TV:
CBS: CSI – NY
ABC: Charlie Brown Great Pumpkin

LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Michael J. Fox, Shaun White, a Top Ten List presented by Amar’e Stoudemire
Jay Leno: Rainn Wilson, Margaret Sparkman, Jimmy Eat World
Jimmy Kimmel: Zach Galifianakis, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Trombone Shorty (R 9/23/10)
Craig Ferguson: Jason Segel, Alison Brie, Adam Hills
Jimmy Fallon: Ming Tsai
Carson Daly: Frank Darabont, Matt Sax, Ra Ra Riot

CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Gavin Rossdale is 45
Vanilla Ice is 43
Richard Dreyfuss is 63
Ivanka Trump is 29
Henry Winkler is 65
Nia Long is 40
Winona Ryder is 39
Kevin Pollak is 53
Peter Jackson is 49
Eddie Kaye Thomas is 30
Ad Rock is 44
Rob Schnieder is 47
Dan Rather is 79


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Heather Lee – 41 – this porno slut has done more sucking that a vampire in 206 fine films including:
– Once Upon An Anus
 

– Pump Fiction
– Assy Sassy Vol 2
– Shaving Grace
– Watch Me Pee
– Anal Chiropractor
– Dr. Fingers House Of Lesbians

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Today’s headline hooshe comes from Wisconsin.  This dude was pulled over for his unregistered licensed plate. Well – this 71 year old guy said he had to take a leak.  The cop told him to get back in the car and the old timer pretty much said eff it and peed on a tree.  When the cops came up to him – they saw he was a little tipsy.  So they went to arrest him and he punched a cop in the face and then put the other one in a headlock with his legs.  Dude was arrested and locked up after he talked about wanting to end his life.  On a side note: It’s his 4th DUI. 

GUESS THE STATE:
A 16 year old was looking for an easy victim to rob.  So – he picked a tranny prostitute.  This thing was wearing a pink halter top and some pumps.  The two went into an alley and was gonna get it going.  The kid shot the tranny in the arm but the he/she didn’t stop.  It beat the shiz out of this kid and the kid is facing 3 years in prison.
WHAT STATE?!
OHIO!
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A woman, angry because her baby’s crying was interrupting her game of Farmville on Facebook, has pleaded guilty to murder after shaking the infant to death. She could face up to life in prison. Cops say she became angry because her baby was crying while she was playing FarmVille. She said she shook the baby, smoked a cigarette, and then shook him again and that the infant may have hit his head during the shaking.

FRIDAY FAIL STORIES:

Peggy: Married her own birth father ((PEGGY IS OUR WINNER…WOULD YOU EXPECT ANYONE ELSE?!))

Kevin: Thought he was locked out and kicked in his basement window.  Comes to find out the door was just stuck a little bit.

John: Let his autistic nephew rub his poopy diaper all over himself and the kid got pinkeye.

Justin: Heading to his first motocross race and the motor home he was driving totally caught fire and burnt.

NEWS STORIES:
– A bunch of dudes in the U.K decided to build an unsinkable ship.  They made it out of ice.  Well the dropped it in the water…and then it sank like a mother effer.  FAIL!

– This dude wanted a Yin and Yang tattoo.  His buddy who was a tattoo artist decided it was cool and lets do it.  He then got into a fight with the artist and the dude put a 15 inch penis on his back and punched him in the face

– This dude was arrested for impersonating a cop because he was demanding a police discount for his Egg McMuffin.  He showed the employees something with a photocopied seal on it.  Free McDonalds breakfast fail!

 

– Kids in Halloween masks pulled guns and told them they were going to ROB THE PLACE – only one problem.  Funny thing is that they were locked out of a room where they kept all the hostages.  The hostages easily escaped and they two idiots were arrested.


FAVORITE AND LEAST FAVORITE HALLOWEEN CANDY
Here is the chart for the Hierarchy of Candy.  Check it.  Click HERE. 

DONNIE’S FAV: Red Hots, Sixlets, Twix, KitKat, 100Grand, MilkDuds
WOODY’S FAV: Candy Corn, Circus Peanuts,
RIZ’S FAV: Razzles, Choco Covered Raisins
PATRICO’S FAV: PAYDAY

LISTENERS FAV: REESE’S, BUTTERFINGER,

LISTENERS WORST: APPLES, POPCORN BALLS, RAISINS, ALMOND JOY, BLACK AND ORANGE TAFFY, CANDY CORN, LAFFY TAFFY!

POST YOUR FAVORITE/LEAST FAVORITE BELOW!

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3 Responses to FRIDAY SHOW BLOG (10/29/2010)

  1. B'Linda says:

    I want to kill the women who shook her baby because she was playing farmville. STUPID BITCH>. I have a two year old son and i dont care who the hell you are, you had the kid take care of the kid. Let’s get out the pitch forks and torches and burn the bitch!!!!!

  2. Alex says:

    I got these really cool things yesterday called Scarrots. They were baby carrots in bags with carrots dressed up like monsters. Yeah!

  3. Linda says:

    I have to dissagree with your choice of the Rosanne. My favorite is when they scare the h*** out of their prissy pants neighbor by Rose killing dan!

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