TUESDAY SHOW BLOG (11/02/2010)

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MAYOR FRED AND THE CRAIGSLIST FREAK OF THE WEEK

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FANDANGO’S WEEK IN RAGE RECAP:

 

Today’s Anthem: The Angelic Singing’s of a Young Angel….Some broad thinks she is MUCH better than she really is!

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Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven’t heard it – it’s news to you!

– Randy Wolfe is a Democrat who is running in North Carolina.  Well – Saturday he was pulled over and got a DUI.  Almost twice the legal limit.  That very next night – this doucher was pulled over AGAIN for being ALMOST TWICE THE LEGAL LIMIT AGAIN! WHAT?! The Republican candidate in N.C. has an ad that sounds JUST LIKE Morgan Freeman.  Well – its not him – and Morgan Freeman put out a statement just to let everyone know.

– Police responded to a fight at an apartment in Georgia.  A 55 year old dude had his BALL SACK split open.  He told cops that his chick had kicked him in the nuts extremely hard.  Paramedics said that the dude didn’t want treatment and tried to fight the EMT’s.

– There are certain things you shouldn’t do at your house.  For example, performing a circumcision.  A 3 month old tried to do an in-home circumcision.

– A dude in Nebraska was arrested for getting his girlfriend to admit that she was cheating on him…after he WATER BOARDED her.

– A McDonalds worker in Australia has won $17,000 after saying he gained 65lbs because of working at McDonalds.  This dude just ruined it for EVERY McDonalds worker.

– Two 4 year olds were riding their bikes and accidentally crushed into an old lady.  That ladies family is suing the 4 year old kids!  Are you KIDDING ME?!

– SOOOO FIRED!  This dude in Arkansas who worked on the school board announced his resignation.  He posted a comment on Facebook that said he thinks gay kids should just kill themselves.  He wrote, “Seriously – they want me to wear purple because 5 queers kill themselves? The only where I am wearing it is if they all die.” He then said something about how they can’t procreate and they also should all get AIDS and die.  Wow…you are SOOOOOOO FIRED!

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– The San Francisco Giants win the World Series against the Texas Rangers (4-1)
– The MLB is looking to expand the playoffs by 2 more Wild Card teams
– The Colts beat the Texas last night in MNF
– Randy Moss cut from the Vikings.
– SCENES FROM SAN FRAN AFTER THE WORLD SERIES WIN

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– One of Charlie Sheen’s friends said that he has been mega coking it up and could be dead by this week.
– Randy Quaid and Evi Quaid say that people are out to kill them and that Mel Gibson was set up and drugged to make it sound like he was crazy. Check out THIS VIDEO HERE.
– Wheel of Fortune announcer has died.
– In a Kanye West song…Jay Z rips on MC Hammer….well the beef is getting real.  Hammer jabbed back with a song called, “Better, Run Run..”  In the video McHammer baptizes a “Jay-Z” like character.  Wow – bad ass.
– Also there is a rumor that Kanye West has pictures of his junk floating around the net.
– The three people from Harry Potter make bank.  Well – Emma Watson was only given $75 a week.  They say she is worth $30 million.  Don’t you think they should be making more?!

ON TV:

Dancing With the Stars

NCIS

One Tree Hill

Glee

The Biggest Loser

CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
David Schimmer is 44
Nelly is 36
Fieldy from KoRn is 41
k.d. Lang is 49
Michael Buffer is 66
Pat Buchanan is 72

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Avy Scott – 29 – Today’s bday girl has done muddin and screwin’ than a dude hanging drywall in over 215 fine films including:
– Avy Scott a.k.a Filthy Whore
– Funny Boners 2
– Whore of the Rings
– Boobaholics Anonymous Vol. 5
– Cracked Wide Open
– Rectal Root 8
– Jiggly Juggs 2
– Saturday Night Beaver
– 4 In the Pink, 4 In The Stink Vol 3.

THAT SUCKS STORIES!
– Rich Whitney is the Green Party Candidate in Illinois.  The Chicago voting board accidentally put his name in the voting system as RICH WHITEY.  HAHAHA!  Unfortunately – he will probably mega fail already – but it’ll be hilarious to see that in the system.
– Some idiot in the Congo decided to hide a CROC in the airplane.  The people freak out and the plane gets off balance Everybody except one person and the croc died.  Except – the croc was later killed.  That sucks.
– A teen from Long Island got his bike stolen by idiots dressed as monkeys and chickens.  What a bunch of tools.
– The taller a guy is, they increase in risk of getting testicular cancer.  THAT SUCKS!
– A groom broke his leg just minutes after receiving a text that said, “BREAK A LEG.”
– A couple of dudes were hanging out – drinking and getting crunked up at a party in Delaware last weekend when one of the guys took out a gun – put it on the table – and suggested they all play Russian Roulette.   He thought the game was stupid and refused to partake.  Another player refused to let him skate out and picked up the gun – pointed it at his head..and pulled the trigger.  Well it hit him in the head killing him instantly. Well all of the men playing were illegal
immigrants and two of them have been charged with the murder.

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Four alleged men were playing Madden football in Wichita when one was accused of cheating. When it was all over, the 22-year-old was found laying in a yard punched and kicked to death.

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3 Responses to TUESDAY SHOW BLOG (11/02/2010)

  1. Andy says:

    Fuck you Woody … ghod damn Wilson Phillips stuck in my head all day.

  2. Zach Gregory says:

    Thought it was funny. My buddy has a suck it sign and are little town notice http://www.countynewslive.com/ They said it shows the voter frustartion

  3. clayton says:

    Got caught up on the week in rage, and it is great to know that there are other people out there that feel the same way about JC corkrin!!!

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