Freak Of The Week (11/16/2010)
INTERESTING GIFT IDEAS:
+ The T Box – A box that attaches to the side of the toilet that holds tampons. Click HERE to order
+ Silly Standz – Organize all of your child’s Silly Bandz!
– An inmate at a prison in Florida has filed a complaint claiming that he is being tortured because he is being showed the same movies over and over again. He claims he has seen Saving Private Ryan, Pearl Harbor, and Black Hawk Down 100’s of times. Wahhh…This just in: YOU ARE IN PRISON YOU A-HOLE!
– Here is another dumb lawsuit. There is this guy named Chadwick St. O’Hara is suing a restaurant for “exploding” escargot. They are saying when they were eating the hot steaming garlic butter burned his eyes and his buddy was very embarrassed. They are now taking the restaurant to small claims court.
– A cop in China went up to a car that was shaking and a rocking. And the cop went up to see what was going on. He found a Chinese govt. official nailing an employee. Well now – he is suing the Police dept because he claims that he can’t get aroused now. It was embarrassing he claims. What a ritard!
WHO FRIGGIN CARES: Sarah Palin’s 16 year old daughter Willow Palin called a dude gay and called him a fag on Facebook. HUGE NEWS! Woody’s question, Who and What is a Willow Palin?
– NFL Players Association fires counter offer to 18 game season
– Roy Halladay wins the NL Cy Young
– You can now buy Beatles albums and singles on iTunes.
– Neil Young converted an old school convertible into an Energy efficient vehicle. Well – it caused almost $1 Million Dollars worth of damage.
– Jessica Simpson is refusing to make her dude sign a prenup.
Comedy Central: Season Finale of South Park
ABC: Modern Family
Fox: Hells Kitchen
NBC: Law And Order SVU
David Letterman: Jake Gyllenhaal, Fran Lebowitz, Ne-Yo
Jay Leno: Christina Aguilera, Buddy Valastro
Jimmy Kimmel: Patrick Dempsey, Armie Hammer, Nelly
Craig Ferguson: Russell Crowe, Dr. Lisa Masterson
Jimmy Fallon: Amanda Peet, Peter Krause, Rascal Flatts
Carson Daly: Jason Ritter, k-os, Broken Bells
Conan O’Brien: Russell Brand, Susan Casey, the 88
Lopez Tonight: Carrie Ann Inaba, Nina Dobrev, Jabbawockeez
Danny Devito is 66
Isaac Hanson is 30
Rachel McAdams is 32
Daisey Fuentes is 32
RuPaul is 50
Stephen Root is 59
Howard Dean is 62
Tom Seaver is 66
Lorne Michaels is 66
Martin Scorsese is 68
Kianna Dior -41 – Todays bday whore has been stabbed more than Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson..(what?! TOO SOOOOON?)
– Sloppy Ho’s
– Starlets Vol 2
– May The Breast Man Win
– Load Warriors
– Boobsville Penitentiary
– Dyke Club
– Foul Mouth Sluts 2
– San Fernando Jones And The Temple Of Poon
– Lezivouir Dogs
A Florida truck dealership is now offering guns when you purchase a new truck. They say their sales have increased significantly after they began giving people AK47 when they purchased new trucks. Have you seen and heard the stories that we have had from people from Florida? This is an AWFUL idea.
BITCH BE TRIPPIN’
+ In Nebraska a woman and her boyfriend got into an argument and in the middle of the fight – the gf tried to cut her name tattooed on her boyfriends neck off. WHAT?!?!
J.C. Corcoran got in trouble again…..the Post wrote a story about him ripping on a bitching listener. We agreed with what he said (not necessarily about ripping on his deceased wife….J.C. didn’t know that his wife had passed away). Read the full story here