ANTHEM: IT’S THE CHURCH GIGGLIN’ TARD ANTHEM!
So – they found a replacement for the Aflac Duck voice. Here is the new AFLAC duck:
HERE IS THE TRAILER FOR THE WILD & WONDERFUL WHITES OF WEST VIRGINA MOVIE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
- Cops in Delaware were suspicious of a car that was parked in a nearby cemetery close to were a high school girls track team was practicing. When cops approached…they found a 71 year old dude JO’ing….he tried to get away but was busted. Also – how bout this story…a dude walked into a Christian radio station…and whipped out his hog and then told the radio jock that he was going to rape her. She talked him out of the building and he was arrested.
- Also – a dude were called to a house in Massachusetts….when they walked in they saw a guy with a circular saw…cutting his OWN LEG OFF! He died after bleeding out in the hospital and cops found his wife…and two dogs…both dead in the house where the man lived. OOFAH!
- WHO FRIGGIN CARES: WWE star Chris Jericho was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.
- The Cards lost late again last night as another blown save gave Houston the 6-5 victory. A wild pitch and a pair of singles off of Cards closer Mitchell Boggs gave the Astros the win. The two teams are back in action tonight – first pitch is 7:05pm.
- NHL Playoff action last night…Montreal tied up the series against Boston with a victory last night, the Flyers eliminated the Sabres, and Vancouver advances with their overtime win against Chicago. Tonight, it’s game 7 for both Montreal/Boston and Tampa Bay/Pittsburgh.
- NBA playoffs – The Bulls eliminated the Pacers last night, the Lakers go up 3-2 against New Orleans and Orlando wins against Atlanta to make that series 3-2 in favor of Atlanta. Tonight – Miami tries to eliminate Philadelphia, Memphis looks to move to the next round with a win over San Antonio and Denver looks to keep their playoff chances alive as they take on Oklahoma City.
- How about this for a sports fail/bitch be trippin’ story. A woman held up a sign at a game proposing to Milwaukee Brewers star Ryan Braun . . . dumb bitch put all ten digits of her phone number on it. The sign got shown on TV, and her voice mail was full within a half inning . . . so when the player actually tried to call her after the game, he couldn’t get through.
- Finally – some off the field NFL news. Washington Redskins defensive tackle/chronic nightmare Albert Haynesworth was charged with sexual abuse charges yesterday for an incident in which he got a little grabby back in February. Apparently – Haynesworth was at a restaurant earlier this year when he took a credit card…slid it down the front of a servers dress and then grabbed a little booby. If he’s convicted – he could face up to 6 months in jail and a $1,000 fine.
- Remember Cherie Johnson from Punky Brewster/Family Matters? Well she wants to do Playboy now…She posted a picture of her boobies online….Question: Would ya?
- So everyone on the Playstation Network could have had their credit card and personal information stolen by a hacker group. Holy crap…this is WAY more than just a bunch of gaming nerds not being able to play Call of Duty. Like…ish is getting serious. Now how much info was stolen isn’t truly known…but…could be some serious stuff.
- Charlie Sheen is hitting Vancouver on Monday and apparently – Randy Quaid might join him on stage.
- Entertainment Weekly says Johnny Depp could be in the next 21 Jump Street movie. Neat.
- Apparently the new Chilli Peppers record will drop late August.
- Lolla line up was announced. Check out the full lineup clicking HERE.
- Katie Couric said she is leaving the CBS Evening News…
- Will.I.Am has an obsession with baby wipes. He says take chocolate and wipe it on the wood floors….you’ll get wood in the cracks. That’s why he needs baby wipes. Hmm…kind of disgusting. He says Charo was his first fantasy girl. And he thinks condoms at the gals house is tacky and a turn off.
- The Repo Games show that is on Spike TV had someone shoot at them the other night. The dude was arrested for attempted murder but said that he did it because they were invading his neighborhood.
LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Kate Hudson, Rich Eisen, Emmylou Harris
Jay Leno: Rene Russo, Kevin Hart, Buddy Guy
Jimmy Kimmel: Larry King, Jaimie Alexander, Augustana
Craig Ferguson: Matthew McConaughey, Amy Smart (R 3/30/11)
Jimmy Fallon: Seth Meyers, Elvis Duran, Dispatch, Robert Glasper
Carson Daly: John Lehr, the Hours, Lykke Li
Conan O’Brien: Emily Blunt, Martha Stewart, Taio Cruz (R 3/3/11)
Lopez Tonight: Mike Tyson, Emmy Rossum, Jeff Ross (R 3/21/11)
Fall Out Boy singer Patrick Stump is 27
KISS guitarist Ace Frehley is 60
Prolific disc-jockey/voice actor Casey Kasem
Roxy Rush – 24 – This hooker has pulled more trains than Thomas the Tank Engine in 87 fine films including:
– Grand Slam
– Nice Rack 13
– Honey We Blew Up Your Vagina
– Butt Buffet 2
– Gangbang Darlings
– Romantic Rectal Reaming Vol 2
In Cali..where a dude was getting high on meth….in front of a cemetery…yelling, screaming, wearing a Oakland Raiders jacket, no pants, high white socks, a g-string, and a scrunchy around his wonger. He claimed to cops that someone stole his pants. When he was arrested – he doodied and smeared it all over the walls. Gross.
iPOD CHALLENGE: WHO’S iPOD IS THIS SONG IN?!
WHO’S iPOD?! WOODY!
BITCH BE TRIPPIN’:
– A woman crashed her car into a bus when she was half naked….was she drunk? Actually no. She said she had crashed because of her PET BIRD that was flying around inside of the car! BITCH BE TRIPPIN!
– A woman in Montana stole her future Father In Laws credit card…..to pay for wedding expenses. BITCH BE TRIPPIN!
– A woman was driving when she dropped her cigg. She bent down to pick it up and accidentally lost control of her SUV…and flipped it onto a motorcycle and up on a home’s front porch. BITCH BE TRIPPIN!
– A woman was getting pulled over and pulled into a McDonalds. She then went into the drive thru lane – refusing to pull over – ordered lunch…paid…and then drove off. She then stopped for the cop – refused to give him her license and then pulled away. She was then pulled over again shortly down the road…when she stopped at a red light. IDIOT AND BITCH BE TRIPPIN!
– A baby shower ended up turning into a brawl…and then a stabbin’. Two women got stabbed and then went after a cop after someone attacked a paramedic. What a nightmare! BITCH BE TRIPPIN!
– A 15 year old was stealing from a Walmart when a security guard caught her. So – normal thing to do would be just count your losses and give up. Not her. She fought the dude and kicked him in the nuts. She was caught and charged with being a MEGA BITCH WHO IS TRIPPIN!