DONNIE’S WEEK IN RAGE VIDEO :
IT’S FRIDAY…AND IT’S TIME TO FORGIVE….TAKE THIS GUY’S ADVICE…HE’S TELLING EVERYONE…F YOU!
WHO FRIGGIN CARES: The Royal Wedding is over….THANK….GOD! Also…on an added bonus…Casey Abrams from American Idol was sent home last night.
AWWWWW….BOOHOO….SOMEONE TOUCHED MY VAGINER!
THIS IS HILARIOUS! THE HONEY BADGER! WE CAN POST THE REAL VIDEO BECAUSE OF NSFW AUDIO…BUT CHECK IT OUT! CLICK HERE TO WATCH IT!
Today’s Anthem: Scott Stapp croons us so sweetly
- 24 year old dude in Australia beat his 48 year old roommate, killed him, put him in a shopping cart….and then dumped his body. Why? Well – Because he was playing a Limp Bizkit album – the old roommate told him to turn it down and it pissed him off a bit…. So….when he refused…he beat his ass….to DEATH! OUCH!
- More and more dudes are using stuff to make their wongs bigger. Well – according to a study…most men suffer from short penis syndrome and actually are worried about the size of their hog…and it really doesn’t matter. Small wong dudes REJOICE!
- California is actually going to put the banning of circumcisions in San Francisco before a dude is 18. Regardless of religion….if a boy is circumcised before he is 18…it would be a misdemeanor crime! CRAZY!
- A circus dwarf who pulls things with his penis….has been banned for performing at Oxford. HAHAHA!
- A school teacher found out he was being let go….remember…keep this in mind…an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER..got naked and walked through the school. He wanted people to keep their third eye open. WTF!
- World’s Dumbest Employee? A dude was calling businesses trying to get money via a scam. He was calling pretending that he was corporate and saying that a woman got money stolen from her wallet and that it had to be replaced to avoid a lawsuit and the employe was to deliver the money to someone from the register and wasn’t to tell this to anyone! Well – this idiot employee that worked there DID IT and met some random dude at a McDonalds and gave this person around $400.00. What an IDIOT! Holy crap….
- The Cardinals exploded in the 6th inning last night against the Astros’ scoring 9 runs on their way to a 11-7 win in Houston. Lance Berkman homered twice as Kyle McClellan gets the win. The Cardinals are in Atlanta for a series with Braves starting tonight. First pitch is at 6:35PM.
- Auburn quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Cam Newton was chosen first in the NFL draft last night by the Carolina Panthers. In the other top picks: The Denver Broncos went second, choosing Texas A&M linebacker Von Miller. The Buffalo Bills made the third pick with Alabama nose tackle Marcell Dareus. Julio Jones, the pick that people expected the Rams to make…got drafted by Atlanta who traded up to get him. The Rams took DE Robert Quinn from North Carolina with the 14th pick. Former Mizzou QB Blaine Gabbert went 10th overall to the Jacksonville Jaguars.
- NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell faced the wrath of the fans at New York City’s Radio City Music Hall for the draft amid the ongoing legal battle between owners and players and uncertainly about the upcoming NFL season. Goodell was repeatedly booed whenever he came on stage; he simply smiled in response, and when fans chanted, “We want football!,” he answered, “I hear you. So do I.” The NFL has said that basic football operations can begin again today. That means players can work out at team facilities and talk with coaches. The NFL is also expected today to release guidelines for free agency, trades and other roster moves later today. On Monday – we will know more as to the rules and specifications of NFL operations for 2011.
- The 2nd round of the NHL Playoffs started last night. Vancouver got the 1-0 win over Nashville. Action continues tonight as Tampa is in Washington and Detroit heads to San Jose.
- Three NBA series were decided last night. The Hawks eliminate the Magic, the Lakers move on with their win against New Orleans and the Mavericks eliminate Portland. One game tonight…Memphis tries to eliminate the Spurs in game 6 of their series.
- Donald Trump for president….he’s gotten a strong celebrity backing now….Joey Lawrence. Nice! Now everyone go vote for Donald RIGHT NOW! WHOA!
- Replacements for Charlie Sheen on 2 And A Half Men? Bob Saget, Jeremy Piven, and Woody Harrelson.
- Peyton Hillis is on the cover of Madden this year. Neat.
- Check it out….here are 95 films that currently have a sequel being worked on…CLICK HERE.
- Rebecca Black – Friday – conspiracy video??..Is this really talking about the shooting of JFK?!..really? Oh – come on! CLICK HERE.
David Letterman: John Krasinski, Brian Kiley, Steve Earle
Jay Leno: Rob Lowe, Susan Lucci, Moby
Jimmy Kimmel: Robert Pattinson, Shailene Woodley, Lenka (R 4/20/11)
Craig Ferguson: Bob Saget, Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings
Jimmy Fallon: Eva Mendes, Aretha Franklin
Carson Daly: David Sirota, Exporting Raymond, Mona
“There Will Be Blood” star Daniel Day-Lewis is 54
“Kill Bill” star Uma Thurman is 41
Tennis star Andre Agassi is 41
Singer Carnie Wilson is 43
Rapper Master P is 44
“The Brady Bunch” actress Eve Plumb is 53
“White Oleander” actress Michelle Pfeiffer is 53
Eponymous TV star Jerry Seinfeld is 57
Burt Young is 71
Willie Nelson is 78
Ray Parker Jr. is 57
Paul Tuttle Sr. is 62
Debbie Diamond -46 – today’s birthday bitch has been drilled more than the Gulf of Mexico in 546 including:
– Hole In One
– Anus and Andy
– Older Woman Say Ahh Vol 2
– Backstrokes and Toilet Fantasies
– Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me
– Clam Smackers
– Hershey Highway
– Hump Up The Vol
– Stranger At The Back Door
– Blackbutt Jungle
– 10,000 Anal Manicas 2: The DP Years
FRIDAY FAIL STORIES
– A republican politician forwarded an e-mail TWICE depicting Barack Obama as a baby chimp. What a retard. FAIL!
– A golfer named Kevin Na racked up 16 strokes in one hole…dude mega failed! PAR FAIL.
– A group of people were walking across the street in Australia. A dude tried to run across the street under a truck going 3mph. Dude didn’t make it. DIED. Fail!
– Scott May’s Daredevil Stunt Show went terribly wrong….a human cannonball was to be shot in the air…and failed….the safety net failed and the dude DIED!
– 43 year old dude from Florida tried to be a badass and started to do donuts in the parking lot. Well – he and his 28 year old buddy were killed instantly when the truck crushed them. Badass fail.
– 2 friends in Sweden decided to test out a knife proof vest at a party. Well – what do you know…the vest worked! So they wanted to try it again…and the stabber missed the vest – and stabbed him in the stomach! IDIOT FAIL!
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– Check out the BEER CAN FAIL VIDEO…..NSFW AUDIO SO CLICK HERE. ((SORRY…I WISH I COULD POST IT!)
– ANOTHER FAIL VIDEO: