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- A dude in California was working for the task force who was in charge of shutting down brothels. So – he decided to make some cash and open up his own brothel. He then ordered some raids on the competition and then told the girls who were the cops to come in. So – he screwed up eventually. He stole some drugs from an evidence locker and gave ti to a buddy who ran the brothel. He’s such an a-hole. He was busted and is now facing drug charges and prostitution charges.
- When you are out in public..mind your business. A dude in Georgia named Jay was with his wife and kids coming home from the Tim McGraw concert. Jay holds the door open for a dude and the guy didn’t say anything….so Jay decided to give him a lesson in manners…he even followed him to the other guys car and continued to lecture him. The dude shoots him…in the stomach…but he didn’t die. So that’s the good news. ((HAVE YOU EVER BEEN LECTURED IN PUBLIC? PUT YOUR STORY ON THE BLOG OR LISTEN TO THE 7am PODCAST FOR LISTENER CALLS))
- Lance Berkman’s walk off hit in the bottom of the 9th gave the Cardinals the 2-1 win over the Phillies last night. Tonight, the Cards welcome in the Astros for a two game series. First pitch is scheduled for 7:15pm. Everyone was waiting for the Cardinals response to Red’s broadcaster Marty Brennamen yesterday. And Manager Tony LaRussa took the high road. He said: “He earned the right to get into the Hall of Fame and now he ought to keep earning that respect instead of abusing it.”
- Legendary MLB Hall of Famer Harmon Killebrew died yesterday after losing his battle with Cancer. Killebrew sits 11th on the all-time home run list and had 40 or more home runs in a season 8 different times. It’s a rumor that Killebrew is the inspiration for the MLB logo….but…it isn’t. The guy who created the logo says it’s just a dude with a bat. Harmon Killebrew was 74 years old.
- In the NHL playoffs the Bruins tied the series at a game a piece against Tampa with their 6-5 win yesterday. Game 2 of the Western Conference finals is tonight between San Jose and Vancouver. The Canucks are up in that series 1 game to none.
- Last night the Western Conference Finals in the NBA kicked off. The Dallas Mavericks came out on top in game one beating Oklahoma City 121-112. Game two of the Eastern finals is tonight between Miami and Chicago. In game one – Chicago got the win over the Heat.
- Officially we really know nothing about the other woman in the whole Arnold Schwarzenegger thing. Apparently he has been paying this women for years and supporting her. This kid supposedly looks like Arnold but…pictures aren’t being released because of privacy. This woman is NOT hot at all. She has giant cans….but that doesn’t make up for anything. The kid is now like 10 or 11….
- Adam Carolla says that America is NOT a racist nation. He says that there are some racist people…but as a whole…America is not. He claims: We have a black president. The richest person in the world is Oprah. The richest athlete is Tiger Woods. The highest paid singer is Beyonce. The highest paid actor is Will Smith….” GOOD POINT!
- Armie Hammer will be the new Lone Ranger. Neat!
LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Keith Olbermann, Julie Bowen, Ben Harper
Jay Leno: Ed Helms, Chelsea Kane, Iron & Wine
Jimmy Kimmel: Topher Grace, Adam Carolla, Christina Perri
Craig Ferguson: Julie Andrews, Little Big Town
Jimmy Fallon: Jim Parsons, Mireille Enos, the Head & the Heart
Carson Daly: Jon Shook & Vinny Dotolo, Adam Blackstone, the Kills
Conan O’Brien: Bradley Cooper, Chris O’Dowd, Ryan Hamilton
Lopez Tonight: Will Ferrell, Niecy Nash, Sheila E. & the Family
WOODY’S TV PICK OF THE DAY:
Singer Jack Johnson
Actor Spencer Breslin
Saturday Night Live writer/actress Tina Fey
It Takes Two Dude Rob Base
Sadness Part I Egnima
Hong Kong movie star Chow Yun-Fat
Country singer George Strait
Devo singer Mark Mothersbaugh
Hall of Fame MLB’er Reggie Jackson
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– Adventures of Max The Dirty Dog
- Toilet Tramps
- Begging For It
- Sluts Butts and Vagina
- Dukes of Anal
- Nothing Like Nurse Nookie
- Hillbilly Honies
- Tales from the Backside
- Underground 3: Sit On This
In Houston…4 people were arrested at a car wash for selling drugs…and raccoon meat. The car wash was selling weed, meth, and running a backdoor gambling ring. They were also selling the raccoon meat at $30 bucks a pound. The owner says “It’s ALL lies! It’s my private property…” Raccoon meat and druggin’ at a car wash? Def. HOOSHE!
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- Cops in North Carolina were responding to a call when a woman was blocking the door so cops couldn’t get inside. They pushed her out of the way and started to fight with a dude they were there to arrest. The cuffed him, and then another woman, someone completely random, came out of the bedroom and threw a liquid at the cops. Then started lighting cotton balls on fire and throwing them at the cops. It ignited the liquid on the ground but not the liquid on the cops and it created a fire in the apartment. Cops had to rescue everyone from the apartment through a bedroom window. Everyone was arrested. BBT!
- A woman was arrested for biting her boyfriends testicles off. She claims that she didn’t do it. Odd – how did they get bitten off then? He do it himself? BBT!
- A woman is suing Chuck E. Cheese because she claims that it is an illegal gambling operation for children. She claims the games are like child slot machines and not games of skill. She’s looking for a payday…but all she’s getting is a BBT
- Cops arrested a 35 year old who was running around and flashing her cans to some kids waiting for a bus. One 10 year old said the woman came up to her and asked, “Are you ready?” and then pulled them out. Ready for what? BOOBIES! BBT!