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- Remember the bitch in Ohio that put her 28 month old child in the microwave? Well – she was given life in prison with no chance of parole.
- PETA is dumb…they have another shock value coming on. They have an ad that shows a mama pig with a baby pig and then shows a woman putting a pork chop in the microwave and it reads, “Everyone is somebodies baby..GO VEGAN!” All ad companies have told them to SUCK IT! Not happening.
- A dude named Randall had a meth lab in his camper. And then he broke into his neighbor’s house and set up a wired camera to tape his neighbors having sex. The woman found it and cops searched the camper..and he was busted.
- A dude was arrested for being under the influence of drugs. He was released and ten minutes later he broke into a house and was arrested right away. What a nightmare.
- A 28 year old woman left her 9 month old daughter in the car – when she walked into a bar – topless….Her cans caused a scene and people found the baby quickly. It was 90 degrees outside. WHAT A BITCH!
- CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO! CRAZY:
- It took 11 innings for the Cards to get the win against the Padres last night. 3-2 was the final. Tonight, the Cardinals play the Padres in an early evening game. First pitch is scheduled for 5:35pm.
- The Vancouver Canucks are the first team to make it to the NHL Stanley Cup finals this year. They eliminated the Sharks last night with their win in overtime. Tonight, the Bruins try and do the same against Tampa Bay. Boston is currently up in that series 3 games to 2.
- In the NBA – it took extra basketball to find a winner in the Bulls/Heat series with Miami going up 3 games to 1 after getting the win in OT. Tonight – the Mavericks look to eliminate the Thunder in game 5. They lead that series 3 games to one.
- And finally…..NASCAR Driver Kyle Busch was pulled over for…here’s a shocker…speeding on Tuesday. Dude was driving 128 mph in a 45 zone while driving in his bright yellow sports car. He was cited for reckless and careless driving and given a speeding ticket.
- Ray Lewis claims that if there is no NFL…then crime with rise….CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO!
- The guy who created Mike Tyson’s tattoo is still trying to sue the Hangover 2…they are saying that it’s copyright infringement. CRAZY! This dudes also looking for a payday.
- Oprah’s final show is today. Big question: Who is her final guest? No One.
- Gary Shirley from Teen Mom was arrested yesterday.
- 16 and Pregnant star Jordan Ward from St. Louis – on Saturday she announced that she is expecting her second child with her husband. Woody says: Slow Your Roll. On her Page – people went nuts and told her that she’s stupid.
- Maria Shriver herself leaked the story about Arnold and the housekeeper to the media. She freaked out and leaked the info to TMZ and other outlets. She will officially file for divorce today. Check out this funny ass video from Lopez Tonight:
- WHO FRIGGIN CARES: HINES WARD, FROM WOODY’S PITTSBURGH STEELERS, IS THE WINNER OF DANCING WITH THE STARS. NEAT!
LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Piedmont Bird Callers, Kevin Bacon, Augustana
Jay Leno: Chaz Bono, Brady Barr, Foster the People
Jimmy Kimmel: Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Sarah Vowell, Maybach Music Group featuring Rick Ross
Craig Ferguson: Norm MacDonald, Julie McCarthy, Oh Land
Jimmy Fallon: Lucy Liu, Justin Tuck, Wavy Gravy, David Crosby & Graham Nash
Carson Daly: Todd Phillips, Buck
Conan O’Brien: Dave Salmoni, Kevin Nealon, Ben Harper
Lopez Tonight: Ken Jeong, Kara DioGuardi, John Belitsky, Dan Wuebben & taxi driver Mohammad Alam
Ian McKellen is 72
Jamie Kennedy is 41
Ethan Suplee is 25
Anne Heche is 42
Mike Myers is 48
Molly Sim is 38
Frank Oz is 67
Lauryn Hill is 36
Demetri Martin is 38
Aubrey Adams – 24- todays birthday hooker has handled more hardwood than Lumber Liquidators in 240 fine films including:
– Armpit Worship 2
– Wank My Wood Vol 3
– Barely Legal Glory Holes
– Need For Speed 2
– 50 To 1 Vol 4
– Anal Cavity Search
– Beauty and the Geezer
– Are You Smarter Than A Porn Star
– Gobble The Goop Vol 3
– Don’t Tell My Wife I Back-doored the Babysitter Vol 4
In Florida – A 75 year old man was playing his music real loud early in the morning. That’s when the wife started arguing with him. He “aggressively groped her butt” and she called the cops. When cops got there he admitted to groping the booty but then said he didn’t know what her problem was. Cops said, “Sir….Do you know what time is it? It’s 2AM….” He replied: “YEAH…PARTY TIME!”
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– A woman tried to get drugs from an undercover officer in trade for a half eaten Olive Garden salad and some gift cards.
– A voodoo mom in New York has pled guilty to first degree assault after admitting that she poured lighter fluid on her 6 year old daughters head and set her on fire! BITCH BE TRIPPIN!
– A mom gave birth to a kid in Brooklyn and decided…that she didn’t want it. So she threw it down the trash chute and it was found by a maintenance worker right before the trash was compacted! BBT!
– Check this…a woman runs over her daughter with her car after an argument.
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