ANTHEM: Bret Michaels & some broad
1. Little Orphan Andy (Woody and Riz Endorse)
2. Throbbin Hood (Manballs & Terry The Alderman Picks)
3. Dookie Howser (Patrico’s Pick)
- You think your job sucks? How about being a police dog in Sweden….his job? Being a SEMEN SNIFFING DOG! GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LITERALLY!
- A convicted murderer is suing the state of Colorado for saving his life after his heart stopped beating. The 54 year old dude Daniel Self is in jail for killing a pregnant chick in 2003. He says that he suffers from sleep apnea and he told prison guards not to resuscitate him if he stopped breathing. His lawsuit says that prison officials deliberately ignored his right to refuse medical treatment. He says that death would be a welcome relief from jail. Not sure how much money his is seeking.
- The most likely combo for an accident?! Woman on Woman accidents. Shocking! That’s some news that isn’t news. Another report says that women are born more moody than men and perhaps are likely to be more of a bad boss than men. Stats are stats ladies…stats are stats.
PATRICO’S SPORTS THEME:
- The Cardinals lost to the Mets’ last night 4-2. The two teams are back in action again tonight in New York. First pitch is scheduled for 6:10PM
- The NFL only has a couple of things to take care of before tomorrow’s possible lift of the lockout. The league will have to settle the 10 named plaintiffs concerns in the Brady vs. the NFL antitrust case before it works out the new collective bargaining agreement with the NFLPA. Some of the players involved in the suit are obviously Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, and Vincent Jackson. All analysts are still guessing that tomorrow could be the day that we see a lift of the lockout.
- The Texas Rangers said that they plan to raise some of the railings in their stadium by as much as a foot to make them all the same height after a fan fell to his death during a game earlier this month as he reached to catch a ball that was thrown into the stands. The plan is to have all the rails in the front of seating sections in Rangers Ballpark to be 42 inches high. The railing in the area where the guy fell to his death was 34 inches high.
- Former Blue/Detroit Red Wing Chris Osgood announced his retirement from the NHL yesterday. Osgood wraps up his career with 400 wins, 3 Stanley Cups, 50 shut outs, and around a 2.5 lifetime goal against average.
- As reported yesterday – Yao Ming did announce his retirement from the NBA. He played 8 injury plagued seasons for the Houston Rockets
- So Tiger Woods ex-wife is now dating….some dude…who hooked up with Tiger Wood’s ho Rachel Uchitel. What a twisted turn of events. Formerly Ms. Woods is MEGA pissed.
- DMX got out of prison yesterday. He’s been in prison 7 times in Arizona and has been arrested 25 times. Idiot!
- CHECK OUT JIMMY FALLON AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE DOING THE HISTORY OF RAP PART II. CLICK HERE!
- Chris Brown has just signed on to star in a Romantic Comedy. Seems a little ironic.
- Check out the new BOOTLEG Spiderman trailer…CLICK HERE!
–“Letterman” – Jeremy Piven (“Entourage”), plus Captain Luis Carlos Montalvan and his dog Tuesday (for his book “Until Tuesday: A Wounded Warrior and the Golden Retriever Who Saved Him”). Music Guest: Cee-Lo Green.
–“Jimmy Kimmel” – Ashley Benson (“Pretty Little Liars”) and John Stamos (promoting “Hairspray” at the Hollywood Bowl). Music Guest: Owl City.
–“Craig Ferguson” – Jenna Elfman (“Friends with Benefits”), Breckin Meyer (“Franklin & Bash”) and Omid Djalili (“The Paul Reiser Show”).
–“Jimmy Fallon” – Ryan Gosling (“Crazy, Stupid, Love”) and Andy Cohen (Bravo’s “Watch What Happens”). Music Guest: Joseph Arthur.
–“Carson Daly” – Chef Ludo Lefebvre. Music Guest: Janelle Monae. (REPEAT)
–“Lopez Tonight” – Khloe Kardashian and her brother Rob Kardashian, plus actor Michael Rapaport and comedian Chris Spencer.
–Julianne Hough – 23
–Gisele Bündchen – 31
–Elliott Yamin – 33
–Ray Allen – 36
–Judy Greer – 36
–Simon Rex – 37
–Omar Epps – 38
–Sandra Oh – 40
–Josh Holloway – 42
–Stone Gossard – 45
–Chris Cornell – 47
–Terri Irwin – 47
–Carlos Alazraqui – 49
–Donna Dixon – 54
–Carlos Santana – 64
–Kim Carnes – 66
Faith Daniels – 23 – this Honky whore has taken Darth Vader’s advice and gone to the Dark Side in 16 fine films including:
- Interracial Booty Patrol
– Brownie Addict
– Barely Legal: All By Myself
-Past My Face: Vol 7
– Snow White Loves Black Pole
A family was grieving Monday after a Texas woman accidentally shot and killed her husband while trying to fend off a pit bull that threatened their grandchildren. Betty Walker and Robert Walker Sr., were visiting their son when a neighbor – named Lasaraus’ – eight-month-old pit bull named Cocaine jumped over the fence. Robert Walker Sr., threw a brick at the dog while his wife rushed their grandchildren into the house. She returned outside with a .38-caliber revolver, finding her husband holding the barking puppy with both hands. The grandmother fired two shots — the first striking her husband in the upper right chest, the second hitting the dog’s left front leg. The dog will be O.K. but the DAD DIED!
Has this ever happened to you? You come home and your wife has your “little man” in a dress or in heels? Hell maybe she even says it’s OK that he walks around with a purse. Well..it’s times like these you need to say: NOT IN THIS HOUSE! Listen to the 9AM Podcast for all of the listener calls including calls about:
- A kid wearing a dress
- A kid using a purse as a “bookbag”
- Woody talks about how Dora is OUT in his house
- Riz talks about how his kid’s “baby doll” suddenly disappeared!
iPOD CHALLENGE: WHOSE iPOD IS THIS SONG IN?!
WHO’S iPOD?! RIZZUTOS ((THE LISTENERS GOT IT CORRECT!))
BITCH BE TRIPPIN': ((CHECK OUT THE 8AM PODCAST FOR CALLERS AND TEXTERS))
+ Wow…there are these two Arian retarded broads who had hits back in the day when they were 11 with songs like: “Skin Head Boy” and “Blonde Hair Blue Eyes.” Well – they claim now that they are older…they don’t believe in their past upbringings….why? Medical Marijuana….BBT!
+ A woman in Georgia was arrested for hiring a hitman to kill her husband…while he was at a Cracker Barrel. BITCH BE TRIPPIN!!!!
+ A woman in Ohio was arrested…because cops found almost $110,000 worth of something in her freezer. Drugs? Electronics? Food? NOPE…BULL SPERM!!!! GOOOOOOO!!!!
+ A woman in Michigan is suing a dude in Washington…because he ended their relationship. Oh – I forgot to fill you in…THEIR ONLINE FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP! FAIL!
+ A mom left her two young boys – ages 4 & 1…in a hot ass car with the windows rolled up. A woman saw the kids and one of them crying and trying to get out…and attempts to get them out of the car. The mom comes from the store…yells at the woman…AND PUNCHES HER IN THE FACE! BBT!
+ A pregnant broad claims that her baby is craving….FURNITURE POLISH! GOO! WTF?!