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DONNIE’S WEEK IN RAGE VIDEO :
Hey there it’s Lux again. Although it’s really early I have such a good time being here! I’m so lucky they invite me to fill in! Hope today is as much fun as yesterday! I know,I know I shit rainbows and sunshine…glass half full kinda gal. With a lil hard work and concentration, I’ll screw up less than yesterday haha! Thanks for being so patient with a fill in Ninja!
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Today’s Anthem: Thom West
Fruit Box Challenge Winner(And off the table FOREVER): Wind Beneath My Wings-Bette Midler
2. She’s like the Wind-Swayze
4.Dancing Queen -Abba
5. Everything I do-Bryan Adams
6. MMM Bop-Hansen
7.We Are The World USA for AFRICA
8. Tip Toe Through The Tulips-Tiny Tim
9.It’s Raining Men-Weather Girls
10. Do You Really Want to Hurt Me- Culture Club
Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven’t heard it – it’s news to you!
-Police in Arizona arrest guy for allegedly killing his fiance and living with her corpse. After getting a tip from the guys father the police found the woman dead and in advanced stages of decomp….EW!
-Casey Anthony wants over 1.5 million dollars for her first tv interview. Should this chick make money over being accused of killing her child. Bidding wars begin over this chick,arg!
-How HOOSHE do you have to be to get kicked out of Walmart! This woman got kicked out of a Walmart for wearing a string bikini! She was embarrasses and horrified that they kicked her out and that she will never shop there again….we say yes please! Walmart employee said she had been verbally abusing customers as well.
According to a man in Colorado, a leafy green Jesus has grown on a telephone pole near his home. Take a look what do you think? Police warn those heading to see the diety that they should not climb up to him as they could get hit with 765,000 volts of divine intervention.
-Cards lost to the Astro’s last night 5-3
-Cubs in town tonight,Edwin Jackson getting his first start. First Pitch is at 715pm
-Former New York Yankee’s pitcher Hideki Irabu was found dead,ruled a suicide. He was supposed to be a big deal when they brought him over from Japan in 1997 and was a mega fail.
-Chad Ochocinco is now a New England Patriot, the Bengals will get two draft picks for him. Other players that got released yesterday are Vince Young by the Titans, Nate Clements by the 49ers and Jake Delhomme by the Browns.
-Finally this video surfaced of Troy Polamalu….Click here to view, don’t worry it’s fake!
-Yesterday Lead Singer of Disturbed has tweeted saying a “indefinate hiatus” is whats up for the band. YIKES! No good for Disturbed fans.
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-Betty White says no to marine who wants to take her to ball,she said no 😦 she is busy. Linda Hamilton from the “Terminator” movies is stepping in to go with Sergeant Ray Lewis.PS We will no longer be talking about these youtub video celeb date requests.
-Enrique Iglesias says, “I have the smallest penis in the world, I’m serious!” For some bizarre reason he brought three guys onstage then sat down on a bench with them and started quizzing them about sex. He asked them what age they lost their virginity at, then told them he waited till he was 25 because he didn’t want to pay for it like his friends did with hookers. But then back pedaled and said he actually lost it at 17, and said that he lasted a a mighty 10 seconds. The guys also lifted their shirts to compare chest and drank shots of whisky. WEIRDO.
-Woman wins the ultimate death pool. An ipod touch is the prize! Four people actually got the date correct but only the first winner will receive the prize! Click Here to check out the site!
-Cowboys and Aliens(PG 13)- Daniel Craig,Harrison Ford, and Olivia Wilde.
-The Smurfs (PG)- Neil Patrick Harris
-Crazy Stupid Love(PG-13) Steve Carell,Ryan Gossling, Julianne Moore,Emma Stone, Marisa Tomei, and Kevin Bacon
Michelle Lay 42yrs-Today’s birthday girl has made her father proud in 174 fine films including: “Rectal Rooter Volume 10”, “Slit Happens”, “Finding Tushyland”, “Lay’s Anatomy”, “Bingo Bango Bunghole Volume 3”, “Meat Pushin in The Seat Cushion”, “Bitches in Heat 2”, “Say Hi To Your Mother For Me”, AND ” When things Get Rough She Gets Filthy”.
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