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Today’s Anthem: Pia Toscano Anthem
Woody and Rizz are back. The full show is together again! Later in the show we will find out who Monday’s secret judge from last week was and how the graded the Patrico Show. Should be interesting!
MONDAY’S SECRET JUDGE WAS……Terry from Big St. Charles
OVERALL SCORE FROM MONDAY’S SHOW: 5.0
In St. Gen there were some folks there trying to recruit some members for the KKK. Seriously – they were out in Hoods and full gear. The tow actually kind of rallied up and fought them out of town. Check out some video of it here:
- Check out this video and see if you can find the FIRST OF ALL moments:
- It was almost fate that 25-year-old Joshua Petty of Hudson, Florida committed this crime. Because his old mugshot matches up with his new criminal offense PERFECTLY. On August 4th, Joshua was part of a three-person team that stole copper wiring from an electric substation in Pasco County, Florida. In the process, it knocked out power to thousands of people in the area. Including all the guests at Gulf Coast Resort . . . a NUDIST RESORT nearby. And here’s how fate comes in. Last time Joshua was arrested for theft, in his mugshot, he’s wearing a T-shirt that reads, quote, “I Will Not Stare at Boobies. I Will Not Stare at Boobies.” CHECK OUT THE MUGSHOT!
- The Cardinals finally got a win over the Cubs during their 4 game series last night. Yadier Molina hit 2 homers and Albert hit his 31st of the year. The Cards won 6-2 but are still 7 ½ games back in the NL Central behind the Brewers. Cards take on the Dodgers tonight at Busch….first pitch is 7:15PM.
- The Rams beat the Titans on Saturday with a last second field goal from Josh Brown. We won’t go into details because it was a preseason game but they won 17-16. Neat!
- In San Francisco – in the parking lot at Candlestick on Saturday night..a 24 year old guy was wearing a “EFF THE NINERS” shirt and…it probably wasn’t the best idea. Why? The guy got shot after a fight broke out because of his shirt. He was shot several times and is in serious condition. Worst things is it was the second shooting of the night. Cops say the two are being investigated separately but believe the could be related. Gonna be a LOOOOONG season.
- The Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries wedding happened over the weekend. It was really…neat. Folks are calling it “America’s Royal Wedding.” What a joke. It cost somewhere between $20 million & $30 million dollars. Check out some stuff in a video HERE.
- Lindsay Lohan is suing Pitbull because he name checks her in his song “Give Me Everything.”
- Lil Wayne was in St. Louis and got hurt during a skateboarding accident. Wow. Neat.
- Last week – The Situation got offered by Abercrombie to NOT wear their clothing line. Well – The Situation is now saying…OK! BUCK UP!
- Brook Mueller and Charlie Sheen are kicking it….but they are just hanging out.
- Captain Avenger Trailer:
LATE NIGHT TV’S:
—“Letterman” – Denis Leary (“Rescue Me”) and country singer Elizabeth Cook. Music Guest: Tony Royster Jr. (kicks off “Drum Solo Week 2”).
—“Conan” – Tom Hanks, “30 Rock’s” Jack McBrayer and Soundgarden. (REPEAT)
—“The Tonight Show” – Emma Stone (“Crazy, Stupid, Love”) and Adam Carolla (“Family Guy”). Music Guests: Grace Potter, Charles Bradley and Sharon Jones. (REPEAT)
—“Jimmy Kimmel” – Roseanne Barr (“Roseanne’s Nuts”) and Aaron Paul (“Breaking Bad”). Music Guest: Viva Brother. (REPEAT)
—“Craig Ferguson” – Hugh Laurie (“House M.D.”) and actress Saffron Burrows.
—“Jimmy Fallon” – Cory Monteith (“Glee: The 3D Concert Movie”) and Lou Dobbs. Music Guest: tUnE-yArDs. (REPEAT)
—“Carson Daly” – Music producer Adam Blackstone (“The Voice”), and the owners of Carmelized Productions, Jon Shook and Vinny Dotolo. Music Guest: The Kills. (REPEAT)
—Kristen Wiig – 38
–Genius . . . a.k.a. the GZA – 45
–JAMES DEBARGE! – 48
–Tori Amos – 48
–Roland Orzabal – 50
–CINDY WILLIAMS! – 64
–Bill Parcells – 70
–Carl Yastrzemski – 72
–General Stormin’ Norman Schwarzkopf – 77
Cindy Hope – 26 – Today’s birthday girl has handled more wood than a Cardinals bat boy in 117 Fine films including:
– Sorry Daddy Whitezilla Broke My Vagina Vol 4
– Do It Yourself
– Appetite for Ass Destruction
– Whore It Up
– Crack Her Jack Vol 11
– Oral Olympics: Blo For The Gold
– DP Babes
– Facial Fest Vol 6
– Cindy Hope Is Fresh On Penis
WOODY TALKED ABOUT HIS MEXICAN VACATION AND ALL THE GUYS IN SPEEDOS.
Woody unloaded this morning on his Home Owners Association & the CMA that is giving him trouble about putting his fence up…you got to check out the 8AM podcast to hear him unload and then we take YOUR calls about nightmare HOA experiences.