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Today’s Anthem: Bay Area Chick!
How awesome is this? A dude named Peter Shankman put out a Tweet that said, “Hey @Mortons, can you meet me at Newark Airport with a steak when my plane lands in 2 hrs? Thanks :)” AND THEY EFFIN DID! They met him with a steak, some shrimp, some mash potatoes and more! AWESOME! He’s got a huge blog and a ton of Twitter followers…but that’s awesome!
TOM MABE PRANK CALL. SO FUNNY!
Check out some other great calls:
Jim Florentine ((CHECK OUT HIS WEBSITE HERE))
Opie & Anthony
1. Jack Of All Trades
2. Hem Roy
3. Stevie Plunder
A man from Louisiana has been arrested for exposing his penis in a Walmart parking lot. According to a police report, the man told police the store arouses him.Travis Keen was charged for obscenity before he was booked into jail yesterday. The 28-year-old was driving his Ford Taurus around the parking lot while exposing his penis to shoppers. A male witness told police Keen would stop and stare at any nearby females. When Keen attempted to justify himself to police, he said he had “his penis out because of past experiences he had at Wal-Mart,” according to a police report. He added that he gets aroused when he visits the store.
- Uh Oh – another creepy interview with Doug Hutchinson (who is 51) and his creepy ass bride (who is 16). Check this out. HERE!
- Check out Dave Letterman….and his monolog took some jabs at his latest death threats. HOOOOAHHHH! He’s….HILARIOUS!
LATE NIGHT TV:
—“Letterman” – Rose Byrne (“Damages”) and Rachel Maddow. Music Guest: Gavin Harrison with a drum solo.
—“Conan” – Russell Brand Music Guest: The 88. (REPEAT)
—“The Tonight Show” – Justin Timberlake (“Bad Teacher”) and comedian Kevin Hart. Music Guest: The Antlers. (REPEAT)
—“Jimmy Kimmel” – Daniel Craig (“Cowboys and Aliens”) and Sasha Alexander (“Rizzoli & Isles”). Music Guest: The Features. (REPEAT)
–-“Craig Ferguson” – Lewis Black. Music Guest: Amos Lee.
—“Jimmy Fallon” – Brit Marling (“Another Earth”), Kevin Connolly (“Entourage”) and comedian Matt Kirshen. (REPEAT)
–-“Carson Daly” – Soul singer Charles Bradley and “Hesher” director Spencer Susser. Music Guest: Grouplove. (REPEAT)
–Kobe Bryant – 33
–Julian Casablancas – 33
–Scott Caan – 35
–Ray Park – 37
–Jay Mohr – 41
–Barbara Eden – 77
–Shelley Long – 62
–Rudy Ruettiger – 63
–Richard Sanders – 71
- Fiona Bones – 29 – even though this hooker for hire has only been in 18 films, her vagina has been crashed more than Wallstreet.
– Anxious Young Vaginas
– Shane’s World 33: Down For Whatever
– Anal Addicts 14
– To Completion Vol 4
- If you think your job sucks…check this out. A kid works at an animal hide tannery in Morocco. He has to stand in a vat of animal skins and pigeon droppings. It smells awful and this kid only makes $2 bucks a day. If you do it for 30 years…you can make up to $5/day. THAT SUCKS!
- An 11 year old kid and his family were at some celebrity hockey game in Minn! The 11 year old won a raffle and got a chance to shoot a puck into a small opening for $50,000. And he made it! Awesome right?! Well…actually…the kids identical twin brother took the shot…and now the insurance company wants to take away the prize. SUCKS!
- A 62 year old broad from Ohio was standing on the front porch of her house when she leaned over, slipped, and fell face first into a 64 gallon recycling bin. She must have gotten stuck to where she couldn’t breathe…and got stuck. She was dead. SUCKS!
- A school bus driver in NY – driving a short bus with one kid on board got caught in a giant hail and rain storm. Cars were all over the place and it was an absolute mess. Cops were actually stranded standing on a car helpless and near drowning. The bus driver went and picked up the cops and got them to safety. The next day he was FIRED for picking up unscheduled passengers. THAT SUCKS!
- A British couple was celebrating their honeymoon on a beach at an island just off the coast of Africa. The new wife was laying on the beach and the new husband was snorkeling in shallow water when he started splashing around and yelling for help. It turns out he was being attacked by a shark….it ripped off his arm, took a chunk out of his leg, and the dude DIED! SUCKS!
- Check this out…a girl suffered burns to her arms and eyes last week when her cake effin exploded at her 13th birthday party. Someone in her family accidentally mistook FIREWORKS for birthday candles and KABOOM! SUCKS!
- THIS SUCKS! CLICK HERE TO HEAR AUDIO FROM A 911 CALL WHERE A GUY’S WIFE GAVE BIRTH….IN THE CAR.
- How about this for a creepy creeperson – Back in 1994 a 13 year old girl was in the library of her Middle School and helped a kid with his homework. He was kind of an outcast…well…in 17 years since then…..HE HASN’T STOPPED STALKING HER. Also stalked her family members. He does it even when he is locked up. What a creepy f**k. He could get decades of prison. She says……”I would like to say this is going to end, but it’s not. He still writes from jail.”
- A dude in Pennsylvania set up a website to bash his ex-wife has been ordered by a judge to take it down. The blog – called Pyscho Ex-Wife, went up three and a half years ago, is being threatened to be shut down. Well – she wants it taken down. Problem is…he doesn’t use her name which is fine…but he describes her to a “T” and she may have a case. We’ll keep you posted on if it gets to stay up or not. DO YOU THINK HE’S DONE ANYTHING WRONG? 90% of you say NO!
- The Cardinals lost 2-1 last night after blowing a 1-0 lead going into the 9th. Some craziness in the 8th though when Matt Holliday was taken out of the game and had to head to the clubhouse to get a live moth pulled from his ear. Sick! The Cards play the Dodgers again tonight. First pitch is scheduled for 7:15PM.
- Some quick NFL Notes: The Oakland Raiders selected Terrell Pryor in the third round of the NFL Supplemental Draft yesterday. Pryor is most known as the Ohio State QB who was in the middle of a bunch of NCAA Violations for trading merch for tattoos and cars. He will sit out for the first 5 games of the season due to a suspension. Other Raiders news…the mayor of San Fran and the mayor of Oakland have asked the NFL to NOT schedule the Niners/Raiders to play each other anymore in the preseason. It total – there were 15 fights and 2 shootings during the game this weekend. San Francisco has also created a rule that ALL tailgating must end as soon as kick off starts.
- Finally – Dave Checketts set a deadline to receive offers to buy the St. Louis Blues to yesterday. And reports say that he has gotten SEVERAL offers. The only known bidder is minority owner Tom Stillman who tried to by the team earlier this year but his bid was denied
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