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St. Louis, MO 63103
Today’s Anthem: PATRICO FAIL!
TODAY IS THE DAY! I GET ATTACKED BY DOGS AT SCOTT AIR FORCE BASE! OH GOD! WE ARE VIDEO TAPING IT. WE’LL LET YOU KNOW HOW THINGS GO…
1. The Watchmen
2. Morgue And Mindy
3. Family Ties (Rizzuto)
WHAT DO THE AVERAGE MEN PREFER?!
A study of over 2000 men said that over 1/3 of the men surveyed find brunettes most attractive. In total – around 60% said they prefer dark hair. The guys who dig blondes made up around 30%. Dead last? Red heads – sorry gingers!
OUR TEXT POLL SHOWED THAT OUR LISTENERS DIG BRUNETTES, THEN REDHEADS, THEN BLONDES!
ABC Has announced the new cast for Dancing With The Stars:
– Chaz Bono
– Former WCW World Heavyweight Champion David Arquette
– Rikki Lake
– Ron Artest
– Chynna Phillips
– Kristen Cavaleri
– Carson Prestley
– Nancy Grace
– J.R. Martinez
– Hope Solo
– Rob Kardashian
– George Clooney’s 13th ex-girlfriend.
CHAZ BONO AND PATRICO (WITHOUT THE BEARD)….RELATED?
A couple of Pennsylvania newlyweds are behind bars after police say they were caught shoplifting food for their reception from a supermarket. 32-year-old Arthur Phillips III and his bride, 22-year-old Brittany Lurch,were arrested Saturday after taking more than $1,000 in merchandise from a supermarket. Police say the couple was captured on surveillance footage loading a shopping cart and leaving the store without paying. The couple admitted taking the items when arrested. Police say the newlyweds told officers they’d been married a couple days earlier and took the food for their wedding reception that afternoon. Phillips and Lurch are each charged with misdemeanor counts and are being held on $2,500 bail.
- Some dude name Roberto Arango a member of Puerto Rico’s senate, a man who is strongly against same-sex marriages….has resigned…because of his own gay sex scandal. He’s posted super sexy pictures of himself lately…and this one in particular has him doggy style pretty much giving the camera the goat. His defense? He says, “You know I’ve been losing weight. As I shed that weight, I’ve been taking pictures. I don’t remember taking that picture.
- Obama’s uncle Onyango got a DUI after blowing a .14. What an idiot. By the way….he’s probably an illegal immigrant. What a joke!
- There were two robberies back in 2007 – the getaway driver looked very distinct…he was a very large black man. He was 6’4 and 400 pounds. Well – here is the B.S, there weren’t enough fat black dudes to complete the lineup….so the conviction was thrown out. The courts told the cops to stockpile fat people just in case of future cases. Too funny!
- The Cardinals take on the Brewers tonight in Milwuakee. The Cards are still 10 1/2 games out and it’s looking pretty bad. First pitch tonight is scheduled for 7:15PM. Some news out of the NFL –
- Michael Vick is getting’ effin paid! Dude just said a 6 year $100 million dollar deal with Philly. This deal makes Vick the third highest paid QB in the league. Only two above him are Tom Brady & Peyton Manning.
- Here’s an update to a story we had yesterday – the former NBA player Javarias Crittenton – he was arrested last night in California while trying to board a flight to Atlanta – where the murder charges he faces took place. Cops say there was no incident and he could appear in court as early as this week.
- And finally – remember how we said Ron Artest was planning on changing his name to Metta World Peace. Well – a judge said he’ll have to wait. Apparently he’s got some traffic tickets he has to clear up first. Once he gets all set on those…then he can refile to have his name changed. Let’s hope he never get’s it all settled up. Metta World Peace? Douchey.
- Madden 2012 comes out today. Awesome. Franchise mode is apparently revamped and there is a ton of cool ish that is new. GO BUY IT!
- Matthew Fox apparently got into a fight with a female bus driver. Check out this video from the victim:
- Sebastian Bach – former Skid Row front man – lost a ton of stuff from his house that got flooded due to Hurricane Irene. Damn – chick out his Facebook page. CLICK HERE.
- MSNBC has put out the worst movies of the past 5 years:
- Norbit (2007)
- The Love Guru (2008)
- The Ugly Truth (2009)
- Sex & The City 2 (2010)
- Just Go With It (2011)
Michael Chiklis is 48
Cameron Diaz is 39
Ben Jones is 70
Andy Roddick is 29
Warren Buffet is 81
Lola Vargas – 35 – Today’s Birthday bitch has been up and down more poles than the flag outside a post office in 382 fine films including:
- LOLA AKA Filthy Whore
- THe New Adventures Of Mr. Toosie Pole: Menage A Pole
- Big League Facials
- Tinkle Time Vol 3
- Drilled And Filled
- Saturday Night Beaver
- Ho’s Bags
- Superwhores Vol 3
- Revenge of the Dildos
- Fire In The Hole
- Confessions of An Anal Whore
- El Porno Loco
+Metal thieves hit up a California farm and tore down a fence allowing six horses to wander near a busy highway. One horse was hit and killed by a casino bus. That horse was one they used as therapy for special needs kids who visit.
+It was supposed to be nice, scenic, leisurely ferry ride for tourists in Finland, During the trip, the captain of the ferry had to use the potty. He got LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM AND CRASHED THE SON OF A BITCH INTO SOME ROCKS….54 people on board were injured.
+ A 77 year old farmer was bailing some hay in a tractor and lost control of the tractor and it went into a ditch and crushed him to death! FAIL!
+ A man staying at a Red Carpet In in North Carolina…woke up last Friday morning and found a naked drunk dude getting out of HIS car. The dude puked and took a deuce in his car too! SUCKS!
+ So a dude gets in a car accident. SUCKS. During the surgery to help this dude out…a fire breaks out. SUCKS. And everyone leaves the building….and forgets to grab this guy who dies from smoke inhalation. SUCKS!
ALL ABOUT MADDEN 2012!
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