In today’s Crap On we talk about Lindsay Lohan and her sit down with Matt Lauer.  The Oscar’s and other TV ratings stuff. Plus – who is the most popular comic book Superheros.  And of course – your CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS and WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY!

Tomorrow morning Lindsay Lohan sits down with Matt Lauer on the Today Show.  The funniest thing is she says the “night life” is passed her and she has outgrown it.  Rizz made it perfectly clear….it’s because you are on house arrest you dumb bitch.  Simple. 

Also – the Oscar’s did pretty damn well in the ratings but the NBA All-Star game was the most popular thing on Cable.  The Grammy’s still pulled in more viewers than this years Oscars…it’s the first time in 20+ years that the show has done it.

Megan Fox is still in love with Brian Austin Green.  She says that she wants to have 2 or 3 kids with him.  Brian says that she is her soul mate. 

E News is reporting that Whitney Houstons death is going to be ruled an accident.  But – regardless an “accident” could still be “accidentally” taking a bunch of pills and valium and drinking. 

WHO FRIGGIN CARES: Dancing With The Stars announced the “stars” in the next season. Six female fourteenth-season celebrities are actress and former Little House on the Prairie star Melissa Gilbert, opera singer Katherine Jenkins, singer Gladys Knight, entertainment reporter and Extra host Maria Menounos, tennis legend Martina Navratilova, and comedienne and The View co-host Sherri Shepherd. The six male celebrities are singer Gavin DeGraw, NFL football player Donald Driver, actor and Disney Channel star Roshon Fegan, actor and telenovela star William Levy. actor and former Melrose Place star Jack Wagner, and actor Jaleel White, who is best known for his portrayal of Steve Urkel on ABC’s Family Matters sitcom.  NEAT!  That is all!

FX’s new show Anger Management with Charlie Sheen with debut in June.  Neat!

TOP 10 Comic Book Super Heroes of ALL TIME?
1. Batman
2. Spider-Man
3. Superman
4. Wolverine
5. Judge Dredd
6. Tintin
7. Captain America
8. Wonder Woman
9. The Spirit
10. The Thing

Ja Rule is 36
Tony Robbins is 52
Dennis Farina is 68
Antonio Sabato Jr. is 40

Michaela Adkins – 36 – Today’s birthday bitch has allowed many a hog through the dog door in her 28 fine films including:
– Sodomania Vol 9
– Anal Candy Ass
– Hole In One
– Sexual Misconduct
– The BJ Adventures of Dr. Fellatio Vol 13
– Snatch Masters
– Nutts About Butts


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