BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK (3/26 – 3/30)

On this weeks BEST OF THE W.A.R BLOG – there is so much stuff you better plan a day around it.  Did you miss the THAT SUCKS Stories, Springer Stories, Bitch Be Trippin, or FRIDAY FAIL STORIES?!  Hear them on the Best Of Blog.  Also check out the pictures of Miss Universe Tranny from Canada. We light up another broad with DRIVE BY WHORING 118.  We need your votes for the caption contest of the Pope wearing a SOMBRERO! The OCTOMOM is topless and Alicia Silverstone is baby birding her SON! Gross.  Check it all out AND TONS MORE On the BEST OF WEEK BLOG AND PODCAST!

FROM MONDAY: 

So sometimes you have really bad days (like us today).  But, after hearing some of these stories are SO bad, that you will feel SO MUCH BETTER after reading.  Seriously…sometimes things suck….but THESE SUCKS! ALL THAT SUCKS STORIES HERE!

Today’s Drive By Whoring is for Lisa who met Jake on Facebook and they decided to have a Friends with Benefits thing…Well, Jake had no idea that Lisa’s husband was overseas and he was just being played for a fool! CHECK IT OUT HERE!

Remember the scene in “Old School” where Will Ferrell has to do a gymnastics floor routine with a ribbon? Well, men don’t usually do rhythmic gymnastics, and here’s why: Check out this video of some guy doing a women’s routine……RING THE BELL! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

I’m sure you’ve heard this by now…..but GERALDO RIVERA from Fox News said on Friday (quote) “I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.”  He also urged parents of black and Latino children not to let their kids wear hoodies. SEE THE DRESS CODE FOR BLACK SAFETY VIDEO

We all love Donald Fandango! He’s the greatest! But sometimes Donnie just neats an outlet to UNLOAD before he rolls a grenade down the hallway and takes us all out. We give him the opportunity to come on the show and just unload with Donnie’s Week in Rage! Check it out here!Continue reading →

 
Sometimes ASHLEY TISDALE likes to wear skimpy bikini bottoms and get a tan.  Then she wears even SKIMPIER bikini bottoms to show off the tan line. Continue reading →

A Canadian model named Jenna Talackova has been banned from competing for Miss Universe Canada . . . because it turns out she was BORN A DUDE! She had full gender reassignment surgery at age 19, and she’s legally a woman now. BUT . . . the rules of the pageant require every contestant to be a, quote, “naturally-born female.” CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTOS!

The Cards played the Mets on Saturday for a spring training game. . . and it really sums up how many random players get a brief, not-that-fair shot at making the major league teams. The FOX broadcast of the game shows a Cardinals player pinch running on third base.  And instead of his name appearing in the graphic onscreen, it says . . . “Minor League Guy.” CLICK HERE TO SEE THE SCREEN SHOT

A genealogy website called Find My Past analyzed U.S. baby name trends since 1940, and came up with a list of the five most ENDANGERED names . . . meaning names that used to be popular, but could completely disappear. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NAMES

FROM TUESDAY: 

Ok…..so yesterday we told you all about Jenna Talackova, who was born a boy but underwent hormone therapy at 14 and gender reassignment surgery at 19, was disqualified from participating in the Miss Universe Canada pageant after judges found out she was not a “naturally born female, despite reaching the finals of the competition. Our buddy on Twitter (who calls himself “Mean Mr. Mustard”) posed an interesting question: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER BANG?

Some “Hunger Games” fans are complaining on Twitter that the characters Rue and Thresh are BLACK in the movie…..which makes no sense because the characters are pretty obviously black in the book too. And they’ve taken to twitter to voice their disgust. Seriously? It’s just a movie (ok, and a book)……Who has time for this? CLICK HERE TO SEE THE SCREEN SHOTS

Ever had some sort of a fued that after you think about it you seriously think you could settle it all on Jerry Springer? That’s why we open the phones and let you vent during SPRINGER STORIES!

Some people try and do anything to get out of work and get a free handout.  In the case of this dude, it may be one of the most EXTREME cases that we have ever heard! Read more.  CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL STORY!

TIM TEBOW did his first press conference as a member of the New York Jets yesterday, and was VERY clear about how excited he is to be with the team.  In fact, he said the word “excited” 44 times in 32 minutes……and of course….someone with WAY too much time on their hands put together a montage…….. CLICK HERE TO SEE CHECK IT OUT

SOUNDGARDEN’S first new song in 15 years will be on the “Avengers” soundtrack, which comes out in May.  It’s called “Live to Rise” . . . and a 22-second clip of it has hit the Internet. Soundgarden had the “new” song “Black Rain” on their 2010 greatest hits album, “Telephantasm” . . . but it was actually a re-worked version of an old, previously unreleased song.  ”Live to Rise” is totally new. CLICK

Today, we have the Octomom herself, NADYA SULEMAN…..TOPLESS.  She posed in nothing but her panties for some British magazine. Nadya’s belly does look pretty gross, like it’s kinda loose and stretch-marky . . . but her body looks pretty good considering how disgusting she looked when she was carrying EIGHT FETUSES AT ONCE. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTO

You broads seemed to like it when we post pictures of celebrities with no make-up on. The latest…..LADY GAGA Tweeted a picture of herself with no makeup . . . or at least very little makeup…..and that’s part of a photo gallery including Amanda Seyfried, Cameron Diaz, Elle MacPherson, Isla Fisher and more! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS

FROM WEDNESDAY: 

ALICIA SILVERSTONE is definitely a hippie chick . . . but she might be taking it too far by feeding her son Bear Blu (who will be a year old in May) DIRECTLY FROM HER MOUTH! And we’ve GOT THE VIDEO TO PROVE IT! CLICK HERE TO SEE IT

Patrico screwed up the Sports today (shocking right?) and it was time to pay the punishment!  Woody and Rizz brought in the electric shocker game and made him pay for his mistakes.  Then after that, Woody, Rizz, Terry from Big St. Charles, and LUX all gave the shocker a try!  CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO!

For all you pregnant ladies out there……and for you fellas who have to deal with Pregasaurus Rex……..There’s a new parody of LMFAO’S “Sexy and a Know It”.  It’s called “Pregnant and I Know It”, and it’s all about leg cramps, morning sickness, and eating lots of junk food.  CLICK HERE TO SEE IT

Here’s the video from the Sexy Lingerie/Bikini Contest that we hosted last Friday (3/23) at the Hotshots in Ballwin. Thanks again to all the ladies, and a big shout out to everyone over at Larry Flint’s Hustler Club! Wanna see what you missed?  CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

Here we go with the FULL SET of photos from “Octomom” NADYA SULEMAN’S topless shoot. WARNING: It’s your PERSONAL CHOICE to look at these pictures…..so don’t blame us for any nausea or retinal scarring that may result from looking through these. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTO GALLERY

FROM THURSDAY: 

Three of TIGER WOODS’ porno mistresses will SHOW AND TELL ALL in a new X-rated flick called “3 Mistresses:  Notorious Tales of the World’s Greatest Golfer”.  It comes out next Tuesday . . . a day after the start of the Masters Tournament. CHECK OUT SOME PHOTOS

KIM, KHLOE and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN released a new print ad for their swimwear line.  The girls are all in bikinis, although Khloe is kind of covered up……which I guess is best for everyone. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE AD

We have found the perfect companion piece to yesterdays ALICIA SILVERSTONE video of her feeding her son Bear Blu (who will be a year old in May) DIRECTLY FROM HER MOUTH! She chews up some food, then “baby birds” it (transfers it) to her son MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.  CLICK HERE TO SEE NEW PICS

There’s a video making the rounds online of a girl at the Ultra Electronic Music Festival in Miami recently . . . and like most of the people there, she’s definitely on something. Only this girl takes it to a whole new level. Basically, she starts making out with the trunk of a palm tree in broad daylight. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff.  So – we gotta call you out.  We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is PRESS YOUR LUCK! We give you a question – you try and answer. If you get it right – HUZZAH! Prize! If you get it wrong…you have to suffer all the doodie and dong pics because we give out your phone number on the AIR! CHECK IT HERE!

FROM FRIDAY:

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….UBER….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! FAIL STORIES HERE!

If you’re feeling bad about yourself because you haven’t been to the gym in months . . . this probably won’t help. It’s a new video of a little kid scaling a rock-climbing wall . . . and he’s not even TWO YEARS OLD! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

Some Canadian guy managed to get himself arrested for public intoxication . . . then broke into “Bohemian Rhapsody” in the back of the squad car.  He didn’t just sing a few lines . . . he did the whole thing start to finish. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

Check out this video of NINE INCH NAILS performing on a teen dance show called “Dance Party USA” back in 1989.  It was around the time that they released “Pretty Hate Machine”. It’s pretty amusing.  CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

Woody and Rizz think that stories like this can go either way. In this case……it’s an adult woman having sex with an underage boy. Here’s the thing……depending on how old the boy was, it SHOULDN’T be a crime. CLICK HERE TO check out the details, SEE HER PICTURES, and VOTE if you think she’s guilty or not guilty

You can’t fault GEORGE CLOONEY’S taste in women . . . at least when it comes to their PHYSICAL attributes.  Check out some lingerie photos of STACY KEIBLER. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTO GALLERY

To be sure, people have won lotteries before with equally staggering odds. But that is a bet not even Las Vegas would take, and the concept of how much of a super-long shot such a win would be is hard for people to grasp. One old standard is the odds of being hit by lightning in a give year, which is currently about 1 million to 1. So what are the odds of other things?!  Check it all out here and more info on today’s MEGA MILLIONS DRAWING! CHECK IT OUT HERE!

Today’s HAPPY HAPPY STORY is a terrible tragic story…but just read over some HAPPY MUSIC to lighten the blow a little bit.  Check it out! Read the full HAPPY HAPPY STORY HERE!

Who will win this weeks HOOSHE OF THE WEEK?!  The dude who got his dog hammered?  The woman who got her 22 MONTH OLD SON HAMMERED?! The dude who assaulted a worker with a breakfast sandwich or the TOOTHLESS bank robber? ALL HOOSHE STORIES HERE!

 

 

KEEP VOTING FOR THE WINNER OF THE CAPTION CONTEST!!!!!!

Last weekend, POPE BENEDICT THE SIXTEENTH made his first-ever trip to Mexico.  Maybe he wanted to do SPRING BREAK in Cancun? Anyway, as he drove in the Popemobile through a crowd in Silao, Mexico, he put on a SOMBRERO.  The crowd loved it.  He looks . . . uncomfortable…..which is odd……you would think he’d be used to wearing silly hats. Check it out…… CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTO

 

 
 

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