Yesterday Rizz came out of the closet with his HATE for dogs. I believe his exact words were: DOGS SUCK! I’m sure this will fuel his argument. A few days ago, a man in Seattle came home and found his dog had eaten his tickets to the MASTERS practice round in Georgia today. 


So he had to come up with a plan. He forced the dog to puke by giving her hydrogen peroxide . . . then sifted through it and somehow pieced the tickets back together. Then he took a photo of his ticket pieces, sent them to officials at Augusta . . . and they actually issued him replacement tickets.  The dog is fine if you’re curious.

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