BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK (4/16 – 4/20)

On this week’s BEST OF THE BLOG AND PODCAST it was a shortened week but a jam packed blog.  Woody and Rizz took Monday off but brought the heat the rest of the week.  We had the Gloryhole Challenge, some THAT SUCKS STORIES! Drive By Whoring #120, Bitch Be Trippin, a BRAND NEW crop of Freaks, the Friday Fails Stories, and of course tons of audio, video, and photos for you to check out on the BEST OF THE WEEK BLOG AND PODCAST!






So sometimes you have really bad days (like us today). But, after hearing some of these stories are SO bad, that you will feel SO MUCH BETTER after reading. Seriously…sometimes things suck….but THESE SUCKS! ALL THAT SUCKS STORIES HERE!


Today’s Drive By Whoring is for Jenni who left her husband and was cheating on him WHILE he was going under treatments for cancer!  In the process she also BANKRUPTED THE POOR DUDE!  Sucks!  You can help us LIGHT THIS BITCH UP with today’s Drive By Whoring….  CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!


Teen bullying is a serious subject.  But a parody of the “It Gets Better” PSAs has been making the rounds online.  It’s called “It Gets Bigger” . . . and it’s for teenage boys worried about the size of their junk. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO


LEIGHTON MEESTER was in Rio and on the beach in a bikini.  Check out the stalker photos, lonely perverts, including one where she’s adjusting her bottoms and there’s a small hint of upper buttcrack. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS


Wanna see some pictures of famous chicks posing naked? Of course you do! The May issue of “Allure” magazine has nude photos of four famous women . . . Heidi Klum, Maria Menounos, Debra Messing, and Taraji P. Henson all posed nude . . . but the photos are black-and-white and you can’t see any areola, so you KNOW this is classy. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS


Meet George the Goldfish…….he lives with his owner in Belfast, Ireland. And he’s your typical orange-colored Goldfish . . . except for a patch over his mouth that turned black, giving him what looks like a Hitler mustache. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE ANIMALS


Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is What’s Up Grandma!? We have our inflateable Granny in the studio and on of her areas is filled with today’s item. We give you some clues – you try and guess, WHATS UP GRANDMA?! PLAY TODAY’S GAME HERE!


Today’s DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY is a TRUE…100% DOUCHE!  We meet a dude who worked at a clinic that supported victims of Brain Injuries…and he STOLE FROM THEM! STOLE THEIR GOD DAMN IDENTITY! ALL DOUCHEBAG NEWS HERE!


Your taxes are due TODAY.  Hopefully you knew that.  Anyway, here are a few random, interesting facts about taxes and Tax Day for you to suck down that we read on Yahoo Finance. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LIST


Several stores are offering freebies and special deals for Tax Day. Here’s a list of some of them: CLICK HERE FOR THE LIST


“Parade” magazine put together this list of how much money some celebrities were making when they first started working . . . versus how much they make now.  Ready to feel poor? CLICK HERE FOR MORE


You assholes can give me all the grief you want about hiring people to do work at my house instead of doing it myself. I’m VERY impressed when you try your own little do-it-yourself projects.  EXTEREMELY impressed.  But just know that when you inevitably botch the project, it’s going to cost you to fix it. CLICK HERE – SEE HOW MUCH



This music video is being compared to Rebecca Black’s “Friday” . . . but it might be even WORSE.  It’s called “Hot Problems”, and features two girls singing about all the problems they have even though they’re “good looking.” CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO


We’ve seen some lame local news coverage, but this is up there. It’s from KY3 News in Springfield . . . number one in the Ozarks! And the LEAD STORY on last news was a story about a six-year-old . . . who pooped her pants. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO


This has been going around for a while, but you know how people get tattoos of Chinese characters?  And they don’t always know what the direct translation is?  Well the Chinese sometimes do it too . . . with English. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE TATTOO FAILS\


Don’t expect RIHANNA to complain about the new BIKINI NIP-SLIP photos that hit the web this week.  Because SHE’S THE ONE WHO POSTED THEM….along with a ton of other pictures from her Hawaiian vacation. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS


MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!



A market research company called Scarborough surveyed adults on fast food lunches.  More than three-quarters of people ate fast food for lunch in the past month . . . but only 2% went to Dunkin’ Donuts, making it the least popular spot. CLICK HERE TO SEE WHO WAS MOST POPULAR


I understand that when you’re on an online dating site, it can be hard to keep track of all the people you’re talking to.  And I understand that people in finance LOVE spreadsheets, and want to use them for everything. But putting your prospects into an insanely detailed spreadsheet is just CREEPY.  And EMAILING it to ONE OF YOUR DATES is just plain stupid. CLICK HERE FOR MORE



You always hear people say….if you wanna know what a chick is gonna look like when they get older……just look at her Mother. Well, three grown mother-daughter duos posed NAKED for a British newspaper . . . to show the effects of aging for a story about inheriting your mother’s body. Will you end up with looking like your Mom? Based on these pictures……we’d say YES. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTOS


It’s Glory Hole Challenge time!  It’s simple, Patrico has to guess what item is being passed through the GLORYHOLE…only using his MOUTH and his FACE! The items this time around are: A drumstick, a tennis shoe, a tampon AND we brought back the dildo. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO



The song “We Are Young” by FUN is kind of an anthem for 20-year-olds who still have their whole life ahead of them.  But there’s a great parody for those of us in our mid-30s (or older) . . . who don’t have that same “lust for life” anymore. It’s called “We’re NOT Young”, and talks about going to lame dinner parties, gaining weight, getting your prostate checked, developing an anxiety disorder, and staying in to watch “Modern Family”. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO


Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is PRESS YOUR LUCK! We give you a question – you try and answer. If you get it right – HUZZAH! Prize! If you get it wrong…you have to suffer all the doodie and dong pics because we give out your phone number on the AIR! Continue HERE



Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!


Ready to rock some questions about parenting? We bring this up because recently, MADONNA’S 15-year-old daughter LOURDES was caught smoking.  Madonna was asked about it, and it turns out she’s just like the rest of us parents:  She doesn’t approve of everything her daughter does, but she can’t always be there to stop her. But there ARE some decisions you CAN make…..we’ve got THREE questions… would YOU answer? CLICK HERE FOR THE QUESTIONS


So there are always different kinds of crazy trends.  And apparently chicks are now looking to wear PAJAMA PANTS to prom and dudes are rubbing YEAST INFECTION CREAM to grown their hair.  SERIOUSLY?!  GET THE EFF OUTTA HERE! READ DETAILS HERE!



The first photos of the prostitute who TOOK DOWN the U.S. Secret Service have leaked. She’s a 24-year-old named Dania, and as far as prostitutes go, she’s not too bad. We can certainly see where someone would pay $80 to bang her. CLICK HERE TO CHECK HER OUT


An Oreo ad has been circulating online that’s TOO RANDY to be a real campaign. It shows a baby latched onto his mother’s nipple and holding an Oreo, with the slogan, quote, “Milk’s favorite cookie.” CLICK HERE TO SEE THE AD


Think this guy LOVES himself a little TOO much? New York Knicks stud CARMELO ANTHONY has a big poster in his living room . . . of Carmelo Anthony. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PAINTING


Today for our “PICS OF CHICKS” blog entry we’ve got some pictures of Demi Lovato in a bikini…….and some side boob action from Julianne Hough. CLICK HERE FOR THE PICS


Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….UBER….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!


So, lets say you had a really good idea when you were drunk, stoned, or high. Well, we’ve all done it. You thought the idea was fantastic….but you were high or drunk. If you were sober the idea seems terrible. Well we asked you to call in with your best….and it was hilarious. HIDEAS HERE!


Don’t get it twisted……we love us some bacon. Who doesn’t, right? But HOLY S**T! Over in Japan…..Burger King is currently running a promotion that allows customers to add 15 bacon strips to a whopper for $1.25. The reporter decided to buy this “upgrade” 70 times which cost him about $90…..and he videotaped his attempt to finish it. CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VIDEO


There’s a makeup artist by the name of PROMISE PHAN who’s AMAZING. Because she can transform herself into a variety of celebrities using nothing but makeup . . . and a fake eyelash or two. Her “impressions” include Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, Taylor Swift, and even the Mona Lisa! CLICK HERE FOR PICS AND VIDEO!


GOT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS! If you have a video game question or just curious about the latest stuff in gaming…check out the Got Game Segment with Steve “Manballs” Masters. ALL THE GOT GAME STUFF HERE


Today is April 20th, also known as 4/20 . . . the day everyone associates with WEED. How did 4/20 become connected to reefer? It’s NOT because 4-20 is a police code for a marijuana bust. CLICK HERE FOR THE TRUTH!


isanyoneup=bullyville.jpgAs of noon EST, Hunter Moore’s revenge-porn site Is Anyone Up? has been shut down after being taken over by the website “Bullyville.” The letter attached to the post is what’s currently posted to the domain formerly known as Is Anyone Up: CHECK OUT THE LETTER HERE!


MAKE RIZZ LAUGH (two-parter today)






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