Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is GUESS THE STATE! Someone last week called 911 and reported that his hand was cut off…because of a GOD DAMN SWORD FIGHT! What state did the SWORD FIGHT go down?! PLAY ALONG!
So anyway…let’s pick up where we left off. A dude called 911 and reported his hand had been cut off after he got into a fight with a 31 year old dude who brought a SWORD to a fist fight. Cops arrested the dude and charged him with felonious assault. Cops were able to find the sword used to chop the dude’s hand off and take it for evidence! WHAT STATE?!
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Yeah, but sword fights are pretty cool…
LOL this put a big smile on my face today. Thanks guys.