On Today’s FULL SHOW BLOG you can check out two REALLY HOT chicks. First take a look at the gal who scientifically has the best face in the world. And after that check out the Headline Hooshe Story of the Mom/Daughter Hooker team being pimped out by dad on Craigslist. It’s CRAZY sexy. Also we rock out some DICK MOVES, a brand new DRIVE BY WHORING, a local Douchebag of the Day, and we play today’s Dumbass Contest: Guess the State
Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to an Ohio man has been indicted on one count of promoting prostitution in a case involving his wife and daughter being offered as a mother-daughter sex team. The wife and daughter were also charged with solicitation in the case. CHECK OUT THIS PICTURE! HOOSHE DETAILS HERE!
This woman has the MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE in the world . . . mathematically, anyway. She’s an 18-year-old blonde-haired, blue-eyed student from Kent England who works at a stand that sells French fries. And she was picked from more than 8,000 candidates in a contest to find the PERFECT FACE. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTO
Alleged nude photos of “Twilight” star KIOWA GORDON (who plays Embry Call . . . one of Taylor Lautner’s werewolf buddies) appeared on the web earlier this week. But the site that originally posted them was taken down after a legal assault by Gordon’s lawyers. CLICK HERE FOR THE PICTURES
There are some stories where we can’t really categorize them in any other way but saying that they are just some for reals dick moves. Firing an employee after they donate a KIDNEY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE?! Total DICK MOVE! ALL DICK MOVES HERE
Today’s Drive By Whoring is for Fallon who had her BF Al leave town for six months and she turned into a drug dealing, real life hooking, cousin effin hooker! Def. a worthy WHORE for a drive by whoring! HOP IN THE CAR AND LETS ROLL! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!
This is a total DICK MOVE…….but it’s hilarious. This dude was hiding out in his sisters apartment, waiting for her and her friends to come home. When she gets there……he runs out holding her TV and her laptop…..scaring the bjesus outta her. Does she cry? You bet. It also looks like one of her friends bashes her face on the door frame trying to get the hell outta there….lol. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO
We’ve got yet another story about somebody collapsing at the Heart Attack Grill. For those of you not familiar….out in Las Vegas, there’s a restaurant called the HEART ATTACK GRILL that brags about how it serves the world’s least healthy burgers . . . and they let anyone over 350 pounds eat for free. CHECK IT OUT HERE! SHE’S A CUTIE!
Check out today’s DOUCHEBAG of the DAY! It’s a local dude…actually even better its a local band lead singer. The dude from Shattermask is in some trouble…and it’s not just some drunken fight. Check out the details…he’s on the run and what a JOKE! ALL DETAILS HERE!
Welcome to the BUTT UGLY BITCHES section of the Woody and Rizzuto blog! If you ever hear us talking about an ugly, disgusting bitch….this is the place you can find the photo. Prostitutes, hookers, crack whores, and just generally disgusting bitches beware…You may end up as a W.A.R Butt Ugly Bitch CLICK HERE TO SEE THE GALLERY!
Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is GUESS THE STATE! Someone last week called 911 and reported that his hand was cut off…because of a GOD DAMN SWORD FIGHT! What state did the SWORD FIGHT go down?! PLAY ALONG! CLICK HERE TO PLAY ALONG!
In today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we chat about Jennifer Hudson and the murder case of her family and Sarah Silverman talking about getting naked for an upcoming movie. And of course we have your CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS and today’s WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BDAY! Continue reading →
It today’s SPORTS REPORT we talk about the Cardinals, the 2012 NHL Playoffs, the Saints are in trouble AGAIN, and Deion Sanders wife is a nightmare. Plus, want to buy the old Seattle Mariners Dugout? You can! ALL SPORTS HERE!
In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about some Law & Order stories! The St. Louis Welcoming Committee is back in the news plus stories about some really dumb asses in the news! You can get all caught up BY CLICKING HERE FOR THE NEWS!
We love how stories that really no one could honestly care about get tons and tons of coverage. Like who is dating who, who got kicked off of Dancing With The Stars, Kim Kardashian is breathing more today than she did yesterday. This is the type of stuff we can only label as WHO FRIGGIN’ CARES?! CLICK HERE TO READ!
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