Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN!


Two women in Cali threw a $5,000 wedding…for their DOGS!  Scruffy and Snickers are happily married!  BITCHES BE TRIPPIN!

Earlier this month, Deidra Reed of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma got her bill from her electric company, OG&E.  She felt like it was TOO HIGH.  So she allegedly called them . . . and threatened to BLOW THEM UP. How high of a bill was it that drove her to make that threat?  A bank-breaking $14. Deidra is sort-of denying it.  She told a reporter, quote, “I remember flipping out, but I don’t really remember what was said.” She also says if she DID threaten to blow up the place, it was an idle threat.  Quote, “I’m struggling to pay $40-a-month for rent.  How the hell am I [going to] buy some bomb equipment.  I don’t even know how to make a bomb.” BBT!


And now, a crime that’s going to make you feel inadequate in the pants. Around 3:00 A.M. yesterday, the police in Watertown, New York got a call from a guy saying his female friend was drunk and wouldn’t leave his apartment.  So a cop went to check it out. When he got to the apartment, 47-year-old Lisa Anderson . . . the drunk woman who wouldn’t leave . . . answered the door.  And it’s clear SHE didn’t want the cops involved. So she ATTACKED the officer . . . using an ADULT TOY.  And not just any adult toy.  She went after him with a PINK, FOOT-LONG VIBRATING LOVE TOY.  That’s right.  Twelve inches. She hit him in the forehead with the toy and was arrested for harassment.  The cop is fine. She’s facing a felony charge for the threat.

CHECK THIS CRAZY STORY (ITS LONG BUT TRUST ME…IT’S WORTH THE READ) A Louisiana woman could have gotten off on a minor charge for shoplifting — instead she’s being hunted by police for allegedly using a stun gun on a mall cop and then fleeing, leaving behind a baby she was caring for. Brittany London, 31, was caught shoplifting Saturday at a mall in Kenner while pushing a stroller. When confronted, London allegedly disabled the cop using a stun gun and then fled in a Honda Accord. The stroller and the baby — who is estimated to be 6 to 8 months old — were left behind. Cops are reportedly still looking for London, but an unidentified mother came forward to claim the baby, and said that London had been its babysitter. Officers wouldn’t return the baby until an investigation is complete, because the mother wasn’t being forthcoming about who was babysitting the toddler. “[Child Services] is concerned not only where the child is going to go, but what kind of responsible parent is going to say, ‘Oh, it wasn’t me. Someone else had my child,’” Kenner Police Lt. Wayne McInnis told the station. “But then [admit that they did] not know a whole lot about the person that had their child?” London would have only faced a misdemeanor shoplifting charge, but now will face felony charges including child endangerment and aggravated battery. Brittany London is no longer a suspect in a violent shoplifting incident that occurred in Louisiana on Saturday, after the woman who identified her as the culprit withdrew her claim. Stephanie Johnson, the mother of a young child left at the scene of the crime, originally identified London, a Facebook relation, as the shoplifter. However, “as of Monday afternoon after Johnson recanted London as the suspect, she said it was her sister-in-law, Charbaney Smith, who left her baby behind after the incident.” Johnson was arrested and charged with obstructing justice. London told the station that she was happy to be cleared of the crimes.


A 25-year-old woman set her husband on fire and locked him in a bathroom while he suffered third-degree burns after promising him a hot oil massage, according to police.  Shriya Biman Patel is jailed on $1 million bond and booked into the Travis County Jail in Austin, Texas, on charges of first-degree felony aggravated assault and arson. An Austin police statement said officers answering a family disturbance call at a north Austin apartment on Monday night found a naked, severely burned 29-year-old man screaming in pain on the floor, with his wife nearby and a strong smell of gasoline in the air. Fire Capt. Andy Reardon said the man was expecting his wife of one year to massage him with oil – but the oil turned out to be gasoline. The man, whose name has not been released, was airlifted to Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio where he is said to be in a critical condition, suffering from second and third-degree burns to 70 per cent of his body. Emergency services said they heard the man yelling, ‘Why did she burn me, why did she burn me – all I was trying to do was love her,’ when they attended the scene.


A study by the National Highway Safety Administration found that women drivers are twice as likely as men to mistake the gas pedal for the brake pedal and get in a car accident. There are about 15 car crashes a month in the U.S. caused by hitting the wrong pedal, and women are the drivers in 10 of them. The NHSA isn’t sure why women would be more likely to hit the gas instead of the brakes.  Most of the accidents occur in store parking lots, and it’s possible that there are more women drivers there.  It also might be because they’re smaller than men, on average, and don’t fit in the driver’s seat the same way. Men still get in 14% more accidents overall, and are three times more likely to be killed in a car crash.


A female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles for the packing dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province. It was learned, the woman, 41 years old, rode on her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, Haikou City to pick up her child that day. When she wanted to pack her scooter in front of a shop, she was rejected by the shop owner, a 42-year-old male. The two parties soon fell into a quarrel, and then the physical confrontation. The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her, which resulted in a more violent fist fight. During the fight, the middle aged woman manged to grab the man’s testicles, and squeezed them till he finally collapsed on the ground. The man was immediately rushed to hospital, but unfortunately died there despite of efforts.

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One Response to BITCH BE TRIPPIN (4/26/12)

  1. Ninjette says:

    Was this a paCking dispute or a paRking dispute? FAIL. lol Suck it!

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