Last month, a 25-year-old in Canada was cheating on his girlfriend.  After he smoked a bunch of crack with another woman and had sex with her, he called his girlfriend and told her he’d been kidnapped.  That triggered a manhunt.  The next day, the cops figured out the truth, and he was arrested.  He got four months in jail.  And . . . his girlfriend dumped him.

Back on March 12th, 25-year-old Jason Laperriere of North Bay, Ontario, Canada was cheating on his girlfriend.  He picked up a woman, brought her home, they smoked a bunch of crack, and then had sex. Jason knew his girlfriend would wonder where he was, so he called her to say he was pistol whipped and driven around by some guys he owed money to.  She called the cops, they sent out a nationwide alert, and started a manhunt. The next day, they figured out the truth and arrested Jason for making a false report. He’s been in jail for the past month-and-a-half, and now he’s been sentenced to another two-and-a-half months.  Also . . . his girlfriend dumped him.



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