Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a classy gentleman from OHIO who back in 2010 called cops after he was SHORTCHANGED by a prostitute at a White Castle.  DUMBASS! Well, present day – he was JACKED by a prostitute and she stole HIS PHONE!

Back in 2010…James Ferris, an Ohio man paid a prostitute $50 with the understanding that he would receive a full menu of sexual services in the bathroom of a White Castle in Cincinnati. However, when the hooker only performed oral sex on him, Ferris–who was also expecting vaginal sex–contacted police to report that he had just been robbed. When Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to Ferris’s 911 call, his ‘story began to fall apart. Ferris admitted that he was not, in fact, robbed by his unidentified paid date. In an interview, a frustrated Ferris said that he expected ‘all of it for $50,’ but just got ‘kissing and sucking’ during the 20-minute bathroom encounter. He added that the hooker picked the White Castle for their assignation since its bathroom locked.

And now he is BACK in the news…..Ferris, now 29, originally claimed that his cell phone had been robbed by a hooker called Natalie on Monday. Officers later discovered that the woman had not stolen the phone from Ferris but that he had struck a deal with her in order to pay for sex in Cincinnati, Ohio.

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