Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is Guess the State. We read a story and you have to tell us what state that story comes from. If you are a NINJA you know that it’s one of four states where crazy stories usually come from. Listen to the story and then click to play the game!
On Tuesday morning, 29-year-old Barnard Cato the Third crashed into another car and some newspaper boxes. Then he fled the scene. He headed toward a nearby Walmart, and ran into the bathroom. When the cops caught up with him in there a few minutes later, he explained why. And of ALL the excuses you could give for a hit-and-run, this MIGHT be one of the only ones that’s valid: He told the cops he HAD THE RUNS, and couldn’t stick around or he would’ve soiled himself. Some cops might’ve accepted that . . . only there were other factors. Even though it was 7:15 in the morning, Barnard apparently smelled like alcohol and his eyes were bloodshot and watery. He declined a breathalyzer. He was charged with DUI, hit and run, and leaving the scene of an accident involving an injury. That last one is a felony.
Speaking of RETARDED excuses to get out of a ticket/arrest….
This clearly WON’T get you out of a speeding ticket. But as far as excuses go . . . at least this guy was honest. 21-year-old Zachary Ramirez got stopped by police in Naperville, Illinois on Saturday night. He was clocked going 104 miles-per-hour in a 45 zone, then sped up to 111 miles an hour. He also ran a stop sign. But he had a good reason for speeding . . . According to the police report, he was, quote, “trying to go have sex with a girl he liked.”Unfortunately for Zachary, the police you-know-what blocked him big time. He got arrested on five charges, including marijuana possession when an officer found a fraction of a gram in the car. Check out this dudes MUGSHOT!