In today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we chat Octomom and her FINALLY agreeing to do porn (shocker!).  And we chat about  .  We also have your Crappy Birthdays and your WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY!

“Octomom” NADYA SULEMAN swore she’d never do pornography.  But she also promised not to do a lot of other things she’s since done . . . like collecting welfare and posing nude. So here’s where we are now:  Pornography is BACK ON THE TABLE.  Apparently, Nadya would appear in a skin flick in exchange for a BIGGER HOUSE. HLN’s “Showbiz Tonight” visited Nadya’s home for a piece that aired last night.  And she said, quote, “If the opportunity comes up I’ll be the first to admit:  I’m gonna eat my words!  Because all that matters is that I can take care of my family.” She added, quote, “If it’s a job, and it’s a well-paying job, and it’s gonna allow me to get out of here and move in a very safe, huge home that they deserve, I’m gonna do it.” Octomom may be declaring bankruptcy, but she’s still very much the master of her own domain.  Octo has signed on to do a masturbation video.  She’s hooked up with an online adult entertainment company and will shoot the video this summer.  It will be released shortly thereafter — not a lot of post production, we’re told.

There’s some controversy brewing over ADAM SANDLER’S upcoming comedy “That’s My Boy”. In the movie, Adam plays a guy who impregnated his teacher when he was 13 . . . then reconnects with the son they created when they’re both adults.   The son is played by ANDY SAMBERG. What’s bothering people is that the son’s conception is treated as a JOKE . . . and the teacher’s statutory rape trial is played for laughs. In fact, there’s a scene where the younger version of Adam’s character is high-fived by two of his classmates in the courtroom . . . while the pregnant teacher is led away by the cops.

A lot of people blame BOBBY BROWN for WHITNEY HOUSTON’S death.  They say he turned her onto drugs and made a mess of her life.  But in a “Today”show interview that airs tomorrow and Thursday, Bobby says that’s NOT TRUE. He tells MATT LAUER, quote, “I didn’t get high before I met Whitney . . . I smoked weed, I drank the beer, but no, I wasn’t the one that got Whitney on drugs at all . . . I’m not the reason she’s gone.” Bobby says the accusations make him feel “terrible” . . . but he adds, quote, “I know differently.  I think if anyone ever knew us, if anybody ever spent time around us . . . they would know how we felt about each other.  They would know how happy we were together.” As for the chaos that went down on their reality show “Being Bobby Brown”, he says it actually gave them a wake-up call . . . quote, “We [were] able to see that our drug use had affected our relationship, had affected the love that we felt for each other.” Bobby says he’s been off drugs for seven years, and didn’t know that Whitney was still struggling.  He saw her just a week before her death and he says, quote, “She had this glow about her that was just, you know, incredible.

18-year-old “teen bride”COURTNEY STODDEN has released a new single.

New Year’s Eve– The romantic comedy with the huge ensemble
cast that includes Hilary Swank, Ashton Kutcher, “Glee’s” Lea Michele, Jon Bon Jovi, Zac Efron, Jessica Biel, Halle Berry, Katherine Heigl, Sofia Vergara, and Josh Duhamel.

W.E.– the movie Madonna co-wrote and directed, about the scandalous affair between King Edward the Eighth and the American woman he gave up the British throne for . . . as seen through the eyes of a modern woman, played by Abbie Cornish.

Haywire– Gorgeous MMA minx Gina Carano as a CIA operative double-crossed by Ewan McGregor and framed for murder.  It also stars Michael Douglas, Michael Fassbender, Antonio Banderas, and Channing Tatum.

Joyful Noise– Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton play rivals leading their church choir to a national competition.  Meanwhile, Dolly’s grandson has the hots for Latifah’s daughter, played by Keke Palmer from the Nickelodeon show“True Jackson VIP”.
–Mack Daddy – 34  (The rapper who is NOT Daddy Mack in Kris Kross.)
Darius McCrary – 36  (He was Eddie Winslow on “Family Matters”.)
–TIM MCGRAW – 45  
–Ray Parker Jr. – 58
  (“Ghostbusters” superstar singer.  Without him, we simply would NOT know who to call.)
–Paul Teutul Sr. – 63
Debbie Diamond – – today’s birthday bitch has made her father proud in 176 fine films including:
– Hole In One
– Anus and Andy
– Older Woman Say Ahh Vol 2
– Backstrokes and Toilet Fantasies
– Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me
– Clam Smackers
– Hershey Highway
– Hump Up The Vol
– Stranger At The Back Door
– Blackbutt Jungle
– 10,000 Anal Manicas 2: The DP Years

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