MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy!
Here are today’s FREAKS….
LISTEN TO THE FREAKS ON THE PLAYER BELOW:
1. Marley And Me – A man’s dog is in heat and he thinks it’s contagious. He wants someone to come over and treat him like a dog and get ‘er done. If you got a dog for his female dog…he’s cool with that too! ((WOODY, RIZZ, THE MAYOR, and PATRICO ENDORSE))
2. John Popper – A guy is looking for a massage parlor to take out his “aggression” and pent up sexual frustration.
3. Sy Sperling – A dude is looking for gray hairs. Gross. Head, pubic, or facial is all good with him. Sick.
4. Captain Cook – A dude is looking to recreate the food fight from HOOK…but everyone naked. Hells yes!