GET THE $%^! OUTTA HERE (5/7/12) [AUDIO]

We’ve all heard stories that leave you with no words right? Some stories are just to amazing to be true. And by amazing we mean UNREAL! It leaves you with only one thing the say…and that is…GET THE F$#! OUTTA HERE!

A 6-year-old boy was suspended from his suburban Denver school for three days after school officials said he told a girl “I’m sexy and I know it,” a line from a popular song.
D’Avonte Meadows, a first-grader at Sable Elementary School in Aurora, is accused of sexual harassment and disrupting other students, according to a letter the school district sent to his mother after he was sent home Wednesday. School officials issued a statement saying they couldn’t discuss the case, but they pointed out a school board policy that defines sexual harassment as any unwelcome sexual advance. There is no age limit.
The Aurora Police Department said it was not involved in the case because laws only cover children ages 10 and older.


Here’s another sign that we’ve failed to instill a moral compass in our country’s youth:  They think it’s okay to . . . double dip. A survey by T.G.I. Friday’s found that 67% of people under age 35 say it’s acceptable to bite a chip, then stick it BACK into a salsa or dip being shared by EVERYONE, even though it was just in their MOUTH.    Only 28% of people over age 55 think double dipping is acceptable in ANY situation. People who think it’s fine to double dip agree that it’s not ALWAYS appropriate:  94% say they wouldn’t do it on a date.     32% of people say it’s fine to double dip with family, and 13% would do it when eating with close friends.


28-year-old Dean Cochrun is in prison in Sioux Falls, South Dakota for kidnapping . . . but that hasn’t stopped him from filing a federal lawsuit.    Dean is suing Sanford Hospital in Sioux Falls, for CIRCUMCISING him when he was born. The lawsuit says that doctors at the hospital misled his mother into thinking the procedure was necessary.  He says it robbed him of the ability to have a normal sex life, as well as a sense of security.  So Dean is suing for $1,000 . . . AND he wants his FORESKIN back.  He would like the hospital to restore it in a surgical procedure, so he can feel whole again.


A New Jersey landlord has filed a lawsuit against a couple who claim their rented house was haunted. Landlord Richard Lopez is seeking damages in state court from Michelle Callan and her fiancé. Lopez says their claim will scare away potential new tenants or buyers of the house in Toms River. The couple fled the house in March. The couple says they found clothes mysteriously ejected from closets and heard all kinds of strange noises, including the sound of something being dragged through the basement. The couple and the landlord also are in litigation over the security deposit. Lopez has said the couple bolted because they apparently couldn’t afford the rent. The couple denies that.


Did you buy an iPhone 4S on the promise that Siri, Apple’s world-famous “intelligent assistant,” would let you command your phone with your voice? And were you disappointed by how it actually performed in reality? That appears to be the story of Frank M. Fazio, a New Yorker who is suing Apple for false advertising. In a complaint filed with the U.S. District Court in San Jose, Fazio alleges that Siri in real life is nothing like the Siri depicted in Apple’s TV spots. Those ads show Siri making appointments, finding restaurants and providing instructions on how to tie a tie. Fazio, who is represented by the law firm Robbins Geller Rudman & Dowd, says those ads are “fundamentally and designedly false and misleading” since Siri “does not perform as advertised.” He goes even further, implying that, without Siri, the iPhone 4S is merely a more expensive iPhone 4. GTFOH!



Amy Kern decided while driving to Port St. Lucie from Georgia that she needed to kill her father “because she felt like he was Satan and she was Jesus,” according to police reports released Monday. Instead, Kern, who had battled mental illness for about 10 years and threatened to kill her father as early as 2007, stole a gun from the Port St. Lucie home of her father, Richard Kern, beginning a three-county shooting spree — where she shot at strangers on Interstate 95 in Martin County and Port St. Lucie before killing two family members in Palm Beach County.  The judge just accepted a plea of NOT GUILTY by reason of INSANITY! GTFOH!  Read all details on this case HERE.



This is totally ridiculous.  Introducing…the world’s first health resort for stressed-out toddlers. Worries about money, jobs and the recession have become a part of everyday life for many of us. But the strain has become too much to bear for youngsters in Germany, resulting in the first kindergarten for stressed-out under-fives. Toddlers as young as three chill out with massages, foot baths and by walking through wet grass without shoes and socks. READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

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One Response to GET THE $%^! OUTTA HERE (5/7/12) [AUDIO]

  1. Chucktastic says:

    Whenever I hear this segment I’m remindind of this scene from Trading Places….

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