We’re  calling it now:  Octomom NADYA SULEMAN WILL do full-on porno before the year is out.  Because she just started doing the self-pleasuring stuff and she’s already LOVING IT. She says, quote, “My first shoot was amazing.  Such a learning experience for me in so many ways.  I don’t think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. 

They were so patient and willing to teach me.” She also gives props to porn slut JESSICA DRAKE, who, quote, “opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined.” She adds, quote, “They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy.  I’m very excited for it to come out!” In addition to video, Nayda also did a photo shoot in which she’s covered in Spaghetti-Os.  But the label was changed to say “Saucy Octos”. Sounds gross.

TMZ says she was nervous at first, but calmed down after talking to some porno stars who were there working on other movies.  The producers also screened some other JO’ing flicks for her so she’d know what she was doing. And a source says that when she finally got down to business, quote, “She was a natural . . . she looked great.” The shoot continues this week. There’s nothing graphic . . . yet…..but here’s what we’ve got:

If you can’t wait for some legit OCTO-PORN, check this out.

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  1. jay says:

    man i would hit it!!!

  2. jay says:

    id hit it!!!

  3. Big Dick says:

    Will she have anal as well? Would be great to watch her taking on the back

  4. steve says:

    how f*ing big is her feet they look like a man’s !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ooofa!!!!!!!!! woof !! woof !!!!

  5. i wonder if she can get up to nine things inside her this time …

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