TUESDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS

During today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we talk about John Travolta allegedly getting a little touchy with a male masseuse.  Gross. The PTC is coming after Howard Stern and AGT and Stone Cold hosts a new show called, “Redneck Island!”
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A male masseur has sued John Travolta, claiming that the actor sexually assaulted him during a massage appointment. TMZ.com reported that “John Doe” filed a lawsuit against Travolta, claiming that he inappropriately touched him and made sexual advances. According to the lawsuit, Travolta responded to an online ad and scheduled a massage for $200 an hour. John Doe, unaware that Travolta was the client, met up with the actor at his car — in which Travolta reportedly displayed condoms — and drove to the Beverly Hills Hotel. Although Travolta initially stripped and appeared to be aroused, the appointment went as planned for the first hour until the actor allegedly “began rubbing the masseur’s leg, touched his scrotum and the shaft of his penis. ” John Doe claims that he told Travolta that he doesn’t have sex with clients, at which point the actor offered to service the masseur. Travolta then allegedly masturbated and said that he got to where he was “due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his ‘Welcome Back Kotter’ days,” adding “Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.” The masseur claims Travolta ended the appointment by calling him a loser, but paying him double the hourly rate. He is seeking $2 million plus punitive damages.In response, Travolta issued a statement saying, “This lawsuit is a complete fiction and fabrication. None of the events claimed in the suit ever occurred. The plaintiff, who refuses to give their name, knows that the suit is a baseless lie. It is for that reason that the plaintiff hasn’t been identified with a name even though it is required to do so. On the date when plaintiff claims John met him, John was not in California and it can be proved that he was on the East Coast.” Travolta’s rep added, “John intends to get this case thrown out and then he will sue the attorney and Plaintiff for malicious prosecution.”

 

When HOWARD STERN was announced as the new judge on “America’s Got Talent”, the Parents Television Council slammed the move.  And now, they’re taking it a step further. The PTC has sent a letter to 91 companies that have advertised with the show, demanding that they boycott the new season, which premieres next Monday. Their argument is that Howard is going to DESTROY YOUR CHILDREN, and TOTALLY RUIN HUMANITY.  Or something like that. The letter says, quote, “Stern’s reputation for sleaze and misogyny is well known . . . and to our knowledge his only previous judging experience consisted of looking at insecure, naked young women and telling them whether or not they were hot enough to pose for ‘Playboy’. (quote) “He once told a female guest, ‘I would like to kiss you and chop off your feet . . . I wanna bite off your fingers . . . I wanna have sex with you and throw you in a ditch . . . [and] chop your head off.'” The letter ends with this THREAT:  Quote, “I assure you that every advertiser will be held accountable for underwriting any of the inevitably vile antics of Howard Stern.” There’s been no response from NBC, Stern or the show. You can read the full letter from the PTC HERE!

CMT has announced a new show called “Redneck Island”.  It’s basically “Survivor” . . . with ONLY HOOSIERS. 12 Americans from “the South” are sent to a tropical island, where they compete in “mental and physical challenges.”  Each week a contestant is voted off the island.  The winner gets $100,000. Former wrestler STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN is the host.  He says, quote, “If there’s one thing I know, it’s how to keep a bunch of rednecks in line.  And that’s the bottom line!”  The show premieres sometime next month.

We’re calling it now:  Octomom NADYA SULEMAN WILL do full-on porno before the year is out.  Because she just started doing the self-pleasuring stuff and she’s already LOVING IT. She says, quote, “My first shoot was amazing.  Such a learning experience for me in so many ways.  I don’t think I could have asked for a better crew to work with.  They were so patient and willing to teach me.” She also gives props to porn slut JESSICA DRAKE, who, quote, “opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined.” She adds, quote, “They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy.  I’m very excited for it to come out!” In addition to video, Nayda also did a photo shoot in which she’s covered in Spaghetti-Os.  But the label was changed to say “Saucy Octos”. Sounds gross. You can see all the photos we’ve got so far from this Octo-porn adventure below. Meanwhile . . . The bank that’s supposed to auction off Nadya’s house has postponed the auction AGAIN.  This time for two more weeks.  There’s no word why.

CHECK OUT ANOTHER OCTOMOM PHOTO HERE!

 

Not surprisingly, BEASTIE BOYS albums are selling like crazy on iTunes . . . after ADAM YAUCH’S death on Friday. As of late last night, “Licensed to Ill” had rocketed up to #3 on the iTunes album chart. Yesterday, the other two Beastie Boys ADAM HOROWITZ, a.k.a. “AD-ROCK”, and MICHAEL DIAMOND, a.k.a. “MIKE D”, commented on MCA’s death. Ad-Rock said, quote, “As you can imagine, ISH is just F’d up right now.  But I wanna say thank you to all our friends and family (which are kinda one in the same) for all the love and support. I’m glad to know that all the love that Yauch has put out into the world is coming right back at him.” Mike D said, quote, “I know, we should have Tweeted and Instagrammed every sad, happy and inspired thought, smile or tear by now.  But honestly, the last few days have just been a blur of deep emotions for our closest friend, band mate and brother. I miss Adam so much . . . he really served as a great example for myself and so many of what determination, faith, focus, and humility coupled with a sense of humor can accomplish.  The world is in need of many more like him.  We love you, Adam.”

 

“Lost” star MATTHEW FOX (with NO relation to the delicious wine that is pictured on the right) had another bad experience with alcohol this past Friday.  He was arrested for DUI in Bend, Oregon, where he lives with his wife and their two kids. Fox was reportedly on his way to a fast food restaurant when he was pulled over at around 3:30 Friday morning.  There was a passenger in his car, but there’s no word who it was.  Fox was booked and released later in the day. No other information about his arrest has been released. This is Fox’s second alcohol-related incident in less than a year.  Last August, he was detained by police in Cleveland for allegedly getting into a PHYSICAL altercation with a female bus driver. It was one of those private party buses . . . and Fox wasn’t part of the party.  But he was drunk, and he wanted to join in.  When the bus driver tried to stop him, he supposedly attacked her. Fox was never charged in that incident, but a lawsuit filed by the bus driver is still pending.

 

“The Avengers” actually made more than people thought it did over the weekend. Initial estimates had its three-day total at $200 million . . . which was already enough to SMASH the previous record.  But the OFFICIAL numbers were released yesterday, and the movie’s opening take was actually $207.4 million. The previous record was set last year by “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2”, which made $168.2 million in its first weekend. Meanwhile, “The Avengers” is causing some controversy among the people of India.  They’re mad because there are a couple scenes that take place in India, in which the Hulk’s alter-ego, Bruce Banner, is treating lepers. They think the movie only shows the UNDERSIDE of India.  As one actor puts it, quote, “They only show slums.  It could have been done in better taste.” STFU!

CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
–Melissa Gilbert – 48  (Laura Ingalls Wilder on “Little House on the Prairie” and one of this season’s “Dancing With the Stars” contestants)
–Alex Van Halen – 59
–Enrique Iglesias – 37
–Ronnie Lott – 53  (The San Francisco 49ers legend)
–Don Rickles – 86  (The original insult comic, not to mention Mr. Potato Head in the “Toy Story” movies)
–Stephen Furst – 57  (“Flounder” in “Animal House”)
–Gary Glitter – 68  (Pedophile singer whose only hit was “Rock and Roll Part 2” . . . otherwise known as “The ‘Hey’ Song” you hear at most major sporting events)
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Kayla Paige – 29 – Today’s birthday girl has taken more poundings than a woman who keeps burning her husband’s dinner……in 143 fine films including:
“Daddy’s Little Princess Volume 2”
“Good Girls Suck Toes”
“Bad News Bitches Volume 2
“Please Don’t Hogtie Me”
“Close Shave”
“How I F’d Your Mother”
“Ass Good Ass it Gets”
“Busty Solos”
“Countdown To Orgasm”

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2 Responses to TUESDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS

  1. John says:

    Maybe they only showed the slums in India because the lepers don’t live in high rise suites.. people are so retarded.

    • Ed says:

      Exactly. I’m not sure if this counts but SPOILERS!! He was hiding out trying to still help those that were in need of his help. Which is similar to the ending of the Hulk.

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