Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a couple of fellas who got into a fight over some lady. Well, that’s not the HOOSHE part. We’re talking about a total hooshe fight involving knives, window smashing, and pink flamingos. Wait…what?!
A strange item was allegedly put into play during a fight between two central Pennsylvanian men — a decorative pink flamingo. A 21-year-old woman says Rusty Bowell II had pushed her down on the grass and paved driveway. After the incident the woman — who suffered scratches and bruises to her head, knee and hand — met up with Phillip Kreisher. The duo drove in Kreisher’s mother’s 2004 Hyundai Tiburon to the home to confront Browell. When they got to the home, police say, Browell chased Kreisher down the driveway with two knives in hand. He then proceeded to smash the windshield, scratch the hood and slash a tire on Kreisher’s mom’s car. During the incident cops say that Kreisher picked up a decorative flamingo — that belonged to Browell’s mother — from the yard with the purpose of using it as a weapon against Browell in case he went after him again. Both men were arrested. Browell was to be charged with simple assault and criminal mischief while Kreisher faces a criminal mischief charge because he allegedly broke the leg of the fake flamingo, cops said.