In today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we chat about Halle Berry and how she LOST HER ISH on some photographers…AND why you may have to be 18 to see Matthew MCCONAUGHEY’s next movie! Plus today’s CRAP ON CELEBS and PORNO BIRTHDAYS!
HALLE BERRY went OFF yesterday on some paparazzi scumbags who were filming her outside her daughter’s school. And yes, there’s video. Halle went right up to their car and unleashed a potty-mouthed tirade, saying, quote, “What the [eff] is wrong with all of you? These are children!” She added, quote, “Is this the only way you can make a [gosh-darn] living is to harass children? Because my child is in there!” Apparently this is a normal occurrence, but yesterday, Halle just had enough. Halle felt that her daughter was being threatened. You can check out the video on today’s show blog. WARNING!!! It contains some NSFW potty language.
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Rare, previously unreleased tracks from the abandoned sessions for a Foo Fighters album have found their way online. The two songs, “Have It All” and “Come Back,” eventually turned up on the band’s 2002 album One By One. But this was the album that almost KILLED the band. They eventually scrapped the sessions after the band spent a million dollars and four months on them, leading drummer Taylor Hawkins to refer to the recordings as “million dollar demos.” Tensions were high, with arguments breaking out and days going by without any work getting done. The band ended up going their separate ways and reconvening a few months later for a fresh start. The album that was eventually recorded met with the band’s approval and was released in October 2002 as One By One….and went on to sell over a million copies…that’s the album with “Times Like These” and “All My Life.” CHECK THEM OUT HERE
When MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY’S new movie “Killer Joe” hits theaters on July 27th, it will do so with an NC-17 rating. The MPAA refused to give it an R-rating because of its violence, graphic sexual content and one rape scene. But the distributor decided it likes the movie as-is, so they’re not going to try to appease the censors by making any cuts.
And while that’s AWESOME from an artistic standpoint, it means the movie won’t have a very wide release. “Killer Joe” stars McConaughey as the title character . . . a hit man hired by EMILE HIRSCH to kill his mother for her insurance money. It also stars THOMAS HADEN CHURCH and GINA GERSHON. It was directed by WILLIAM FRIEDKIN . . . the GENIUS who brought you “The Exorcist” and “The French Connection”. It’s already played some festivals, and McConaughey’s been getting serious props for his performance.
E! News is reporting that BRITNEY SPEARS has “officially” signed her deal to be a judge on “X Factor” next season. It’s a one-year deal worth $15 million. Of course, it seems like people have been saying this for WEEKS . . . and there’s STILL no OFFICIAL word from Fox, the show, or Britney’s people. There’s a chance that Fox is waiting until Monday to make the announcement, because that’s when they’re unveiling their schedule for next season. It’s “upfront week”, so all the networks will be holding events to hype their new shows. “X Factor” will still need another judge, and a host. Last we heard, DEMI LOVATO was in the running to be the fourth judge.
We’ve got a video on today’s CRAP ON BLOG of JON HAMM from Mad Men answering five random relationship questions submitted by teenage girls. It was for a series called “Ask a Grown Man” by a website called RookieMag.com. And some if it’s pretty funny. He gives good, honest advice about being yourself, having your own style, when to have sex, whether guys have crushes, and whether it’s okay to accidentally pass gas around guys (yes). When you watch the video, you’ll notice he’s wearing a Cardinals world series shirt. Way to represent, Jon Hamm!
LADY GAGA will guest star on the season finale of “The Simpsons” on May 20th.In the episode, Lady Gaga comes to Springfield to “cheer up a dejected and depressed Lisa.” A while back, Gaga said the cameo was “one of the coolest things she’s ever done.” Fox released a 20-second promo for the episode, and in it Lady Gaga is shown in FOUR different ridiculous costumes, including her infamous meat dress, which Homer tries to cook and eat. You can find the video on today’s show blog.
SOFIA VERGARA who plays Gloria on the TV show “Modern Family” is single again. Sources say she broke up with her boyfriend . . . an “environmental businessman” named Nick Loeb. They’ve been together since 2010. A source says, quote, “They have been fighting a lot recently and have been on the brink of splitting many times. It is not yet clear if they are over for good, but they are done as a couple for now.” If you wanna see the sexy pictures she did for the Mexican edition of GQ – CHECK EM HERE!
Donny Fandango is gonna be psyched about this……BEN FOLDS FIVE have released a new song called “Do It Anyway”. It’s an “unmastered” track off their next album, which is supposed to come out in August. It’s their first album in over a decade. You can check out a track from the new CD called “Do It Anyway” — CHECK IT OUT HERE!
THIS IS GREAT!
–Bono – 52 (U2)
–Kenan Thompson – 34 (“SNL”)
–Chris Berman – 57 (From ESPN… WARNING: Do not step in front of his teleprompter.)
–Pat Summerall – 82 (Old school sportscaster)
–Linda Evangelista – 47 (Supermodel)
–Tito Santana – 59 (Rassler)
–Helio Castroneves – 37 (He won the Indy 500 three times . . . won the fourth season of “Dancing with the Stars”)
–Young MC – 45 (His best friend Harry has a brother Larry. About 25 years ago Young MC got invited to his wedding and got-it-on with a bridesmaid, while Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers laid down a righteous bass line while wearing pants made out of sewn-together stuffed animals.)
Allie Haze – 25 – Today’s birthday girl has juggled more balls than a circus clown……in 113 fine films including:
“American C-Sucking Sluts Volume 1”
“Happy Ending Hookers”
“Boffing The Babysitter Volume 4”
“Look at Me Whore Volume 2”
“Fetish Fanatic Volume 8”
“Office Perverts Volume 7”
“Big Bodacious Knockers Volume 7”
“Relax He’s My Stepdad Volume 1