ATTENTION FAT ASSES! GET PAID TO EAT FAST FOOD [HELP WANTED]

This is something our fat-ass listeners might be interested in:  Washington University is conducting a study on obesity and is asking for volunteers to gain weight.  As a part of the study, volunteers will have to eat all the fast food they want every day for three months.  And, you’ll get paid… 35 hundred bucks. 

The only catch is, you’ll have to gain five percent of your body weight during the duration of the study.  The point of the study is to determine why some overweight people develop diabetes and other heart problems, while others do not.  If you want to do this:  You have to be between 18 and 65 years old, a non-smoker, non-diabetic, and you have to be at least 30 pounds overweight.  Once you gain the weight from the study, you’ll be entered into a weight loss program to lose it.  Sounds good?

Here is the list of the restaurants they want you to eat at:  McDonald’s, Taco Bell, KFC, Burger King and Pizza Hut.

Here’s the website to sign up:  OH GOD I’M SO FAT AND HUNGRY

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One Response to ATTENTION FAT ASSES! GET PAID TO EAT FAST FOOD [HELP WANTED]

  1. david hollins says:

    i would like to partisipate

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