BEST OF THE WAR WEEK (05/07 – 05/11)

This weeks Woody and Rizz full show BLOG was PACKED to the brim.  Check out tons of video’s, pictures, and audio to listen to.  Fred was in with some new FREAKS!  We got introduced to the 70 year old virgin, the tanning mom, and the Playmate of the Year for 2012.  Plus, we crowned a HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK, busted out the Glory Hole Challenge, learned the the Octomom was going to do porn, and SO MUCH MORE!  Get all caught up here on today’s BEST OF THE WEEK BLOG & PODCAST REWIND!

 

FROM MONDAY:

At the end of each semester, students at the University of Texas have a stupid tradition where they stage a fake battle using foam swords. But it’s more dangerous than it sounds, because for some reason they stand on opposite sides of a busy road, wait for the light to run red, then run at each other and start mock fighting in the middle of the street. Well on Friday, a freshman named Nick Engmann was the first person on his side to run out into the road . . . and he immediately got NAILED by a BUS. CLICK HERE TO SEE IT HAPPEN!

COLDPLAY paid tribute to Adam Yauch A.K.A. MCA with a stripped-down performance of “(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)” at their show in Hollywood on Friday night. CHRIS MARTIN doesn’t rap, he SINGS. Check it out……. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PERFORMANCE

Last week we heard about 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil of Nutley, New Jersey. She’s been nicknamed the TANNING MOM . . . because she’s INSANELY tan, and she was accused of taking her five-year-old into a tanning bed. She says she never took her daughter tanning, and that the girl got sunburned from playing in the sun. Still, she’s facing a child endangerment charge. We’ve got a few new photos of her to share today. One is her high school yearbook photo from 1983 . . . and even though it’s in black-and-white, you can tell that even back then she was RIDICULOUSLY tan. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS

Okay, it hasn’t been THAT long since we first met the E*Trade baby. But kids change pretty dramatically in those early years. His name is Manolo Gonzalez, and he’s FIVE now. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PIC!

Back on April 28th, this dude and his wife were in South Africa visiting a game reserve. The woman was in a pen with some CHEETAHS . . . who were raised in captivity from birth and were supposed to be safe to pet. Then, suddenly, the cheetahs SNAPPED….attacking the woman! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTOS!

It has begun. “Octomom” NADYA SULEMAN started filming her masturbation movie on Thursday at a porn mansion in California’s San Fernando Valley. TMZ says she was nervous at first, but calmed down after talking to some porno stars who were there working on other movies. CLICK HERE FOR SOME PHOTOS

ANNALYNNE MCCORD (she’s on the new 90210) Tweeted a picture of herself Friday without makeup. OHH FA!, the difference is pretty dramatic. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTO

The Internet has produced what MIGHT be a black and white picture of SELENA GOMEZ kissing another girl. There’s no word who the other girl is, where this picture comes from or if that’s even really Selena. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTO

We’ve all heard stories that leave you with no words right? Some stories are just to amazing to be true. And by amazing we mean UNREAL! It leaves you with only one thing the say…and that is…GET THE F$#! OUTTA HERE! CHECK OUT THE FULL STORIES HERE!

Check out these videos and clips of some people in the news who are hating on homosexuals. A guy shoots a gay rights sign, a preacher talks about slapping limp wrists kids and a classic clip from a minister who hates lesbians. READ MORE HERE

You might remember, back in January…..a video that was online……it happened after the Alabama/LSU BCS Championship game, where an Alabama fan TEABAGGED an unconscious LSU fan at a fast food place.CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO/UPDATE

FROM TUESDAY:

Ok, seriously…….this is one seriously messed up video. A traffic cop in Vietnam gets hit by a truck and is cut in half. For about five minutes, bystanders surround him but don’t know what to do. Idiotically, no other cops, ambulances, doctors, anyone, show up. The poor guy just lies there. However, the video does end at a little over 5 minutes when the ambulance finally shows up. DO NOT CLICK ON THIS IF YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE A MAN CUT IN HALF!

RUSSELL BRAND went after a heckler at a show in Atlantic City on Saturday. He actually stopped the show, had them turn the house lights on, then walked out into the crowd and made the guy look like an idiot for a full three minutes. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

Check out this video of a tractor-trailer getting ripped in half by a train in North Carolina on Friday. The driver and his passenger both got out in time, and no one was hurt. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

So we had two new entries into the Butt Ugly Bitches gallery last week…and we ask you today, does the Hot Dog Hooker from today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE belong in the gallery? Take a look as some of the pictures posted here and you be the judge! SEE THE PICTURES AND VOTE HERE

Ok…..let’s be honest. This chick is so trashy that she’s GROSS. But Rizzuto doesn’t care, he’s gonna look. “Teen Mom” star JENELLE EVANS got some breast implants . . . and posed nude to show them off. Don’t worry, she’s 21 now. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS

55-year-old Sharon Simmons of Carrollton, Texas is a single mother and a grandmother of two. And on Saturday, she tried out to become a DALLAS COWBOYS cheerleader. CLICK HERE TO SEE HER PICTURE

We’re calling it now: Octomom NADYA SULEMAN WILL do full-on porno before the year is out. Because she just started doing the self-pleasuring stuff and she’s already LOVING IT. She says, quote, “My first shoot was amazing. Such a learning experience for me in so many ways. I don’t think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. Continue reading →

For some reason our audiance LOVES to see pictures of girls looking hot. Who are we to argue? Here’s a bunch of random photos of Tara Reid (who’s actually looking good these days), Maria Menounos (yes please), Kim Kardashian’s Mexican vacation bikini photos and more! Are you ready? Let’s begin! CLICK HERE TO SEE EVERYTHING WE GOT

Women usually wear thongs when they want people to think they’re not wearing any underwear at all. But when a thong shows, it sticks out like a sore thumb. Not that that’s a bad thing, necessarily. With that in mind, here’s a photo gallery of 10 Stars Who Have Exposed Their Thong. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS

Today’s Drive By Whoring is for Nicole who dated a guy for almost two years while she worked a side job that she hid from him. That side job? A REAL LIFE PROSTITUTE! Def. a worthy WHORE for a drive by whoring! HOP IN THE CAR AND LETS ROLL! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

Check out today’s THAT SUCKS STORIES. Tuesday’s are usually the TAINT of the WEEK! So, maybe you are thinking your life is terrible and everything is going wrong…read these stories…you’ll feel better. Because these stories will truly have you saying….THAT SUCKS! READ ALL THAT SUCKS STORIES HERE!

Today’s DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY IS BRUTAL! This is by far the worst story that you will hear all day. WARNING: If you are sensitive to stories involving abuse of kids or just sick twisted BITCHES…then be aware…this story is TERRIBLE! READ MORE ABOUT TODAY’S DOUCHE HERE

How much are good neighbors worth? Quite possibly more than your CAR. In a new survey, about two in five people said they’d happily pay more for a home if they had QUIET and TRUSTWORTHY neighbors. And the average person would pay an extra 7% for their house . . . which works out to about $24,700 for good neighbors. CHECK IT OUT HERE

“Men’s Health” magazine has ranked the 100 largest U.S. cities by their PORNO obsession. The rankings are based on everything from the purchase of adult movies, to web searches and Cinemax subscribers.SEE MORE DETAILS AND WHERE ST. LOUIS LANDS HERE

FROM WEDNESDAY:

In Texas, a female elected law enforcement official is facing a lawsuit from a former male employee . . . for allegedly FORCING him to MOTORBOAT her ENORMOUS BREASTS. CLICK HERE TO READ/SEE MORE & VOTE

 

The TANNING MOM is still in the news . . . and apparently there’s one company that thinks people will spend money to get a piece of her. Now a company called HeroBuilders has created a TANNING MOM ACTION FIGURE. CLICK HERE TO SEE IT
Ok…..let’s be honest. This chick is so trashy that she’s GROSS. But Rizzuto doesn’t care, he’s gonna look. “Teen Mom” star JENELLE EVANS got some breast implants . . . and posed nude to show them off. Don’t worry, she’s 21 now. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS


Check out the video from this months BIG ST. CHARLES CALENDAR GIRL SEARCH! Woody and Rizz met up with the Alderman of the show Terry and the ladies came out and showed what they got as the guys helped crown Ms. May and Ms. June! CHECK OUT THE VIDEO HERE!
 
 

Octomom NADYA SULEMAN is trying really hard to be sexy these days. But she takes a step backwards in a new video posted by TMZ, in which she takes the CINNAMON CHALLENGE. This could very well be the LEAST-SEXY VIDEO YOU’LL EVER WATCH! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO
The iphone personal assistant “Siri” is a racist! Don’t believe me? Check out this Funny or Die video that we found. Continue reading →
 

 
MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

Check out these videos and clips of some people in the news who are hating on homosexuals. A guy shoots a gay rights sign, a preacher talks about slapping limp wrists kids and a classic clip from a minister who hates lesbians. PLUS – WE HAVE AN UPDATE TO ONE OF THESE STORIES…and a HATE EMAIL.READ MORE HERE

 
 

FROM THURSDAY:

What do you wear to bake with your mom on Mother’s Day? If you’re teen bride COURTNEY STODDEN, the answer is simple: SLUTTY LINGERIE. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS

There is NO arguing that SOFIA VERGARA has amazing boobs. Sofia plays Gloria on “Modern Family”. She recently bared her breasts for the Mexican edition of “GQ”. Well, she WAS wearing a shirt . . . but it was SEE-THROUGH. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS

ANNALYNNE MCCORD (she’s on the new 90210) went without makeup again, and this time it wasn’t just on Twitter, but in PUBLIC. She was at JFK Airport in New York, getting ready to board a plane to Israel. And she even posed for photographers. OHH FA! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICTURES

So, with everything going down in North Carolina…people were wanting to know if Obama is down with gay marriage. Well Joe Biden made it pretty apparent what he thought, so yesterday…Obama weighed in CHECK OUT THE VIDEO OF IT HERE

Yesterday we talked about a couple different stories about fans and catching foul balls at the baseball game. We talked about a dude who caught the ball with his nuts….which then resulted in a ball to the face for some chick…and a giant glove but folks…THIS is how you catch a foul ball! CHECK IT OUT HERE

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!


Today’s Drive By Whoring is for Nicole who dated a guy for almost two years while she worked a side job that she hid from him. That side job? A REAL LIFE PROSTITUTE! Def. a worthy WHORE for a drive by whoring! HOP IN THE CAR AND LETS ROLL! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!


This is hysterical and somewhat hot. CLICK HERE: WASHING MACHINE HAS AN ORGASAM

 

FROM FRIDAY:

HUGH HEFNER has named “Playboy’s” Playmate of the Year for 2012. Her name is JACLYN SWEDBERG. She’s 21….from California…..and SMOKIN’ HOT! She was Miss April of 2011. OK, ENOUGH BULLS**TTING…. ON WITH THE PICTURES

The new issue of “Time” magazine has a pretty provocative cover. It shows a 26-year-old mother breastfeeding her three-year-old son . . . who’s standing on a little chair so he can reach. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE COVER PHOTO

A 70 year old woman in England, a cabaret singer named Pam Shaw said she has always been too busy working to find a man. She says she doesn’t believe in sex before marriage, and has managed to stay single…..which according to her made it easy for her to keep her virginity. But she says the time has come……(quote) “I’m ready to take the plunge for the right bloke.” CLICK HERE TO SEE PICTURES OF THE OLD PRUDE

Remember Lisa Turtle from “Saved By the Bell”? She was played by LARK VOORHIES, who’s 38 years old now . . . and looking pretty CRAZY. Seriously . . . everyone seems to want to know what happened to her. CLICK HERE TO SEE HOW ROUGH SHE LOOKS TODAY


It’s Glory Hole Challenge time! It’s simple, Patrico has to guess what item is being passed through the GLORYHOLE…only using his MOUTH and his FACE! While the video is being edited…check out the video of the LAST time we played! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then, when everything seemed to be going perfectly. You were set up with a MEGA….UBER….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! Check out the stories we have for you in today’s FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!

GOT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS! If you have a video game question or just curious about the latest stuff in gaming…check out the Got Game Segment with Steve “Manballs” Masters. ALL THE GOT GAME STUFF HERE

Today we crown the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK. Who will it be? The Local Animal Lovers? Perhaps it will be the Hotdog Hooker? She’s sexy. Orrr…could it be the throw down involving a plastic flamingo?! If that’s not Hooshe enough for you..we had a story about a dad strapping his kids to the top of his CAR! JESUS! SEE MORE HERE

There’s a new article on the DR. OZ website about the top dieting myths people still believe. Here are his top three, and why they’re not true. Continue reading →

This is something our fat-ass listeners might be interested in: Washington University is conducting a study on obesity and is asking for volunteers to gain weight. As a part of the study, volunteers will have to eat all the fast food they want every day for three months. And, you’ll get paid… 35 hundred bucks. CLICK HERE FOR MORE DETAILS

 

 

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