SHOW BLOG for MONDAY, May 14th, 2012

Today’s FULL SHOW BLOG has a ton of stuff to check out.  Maybe you missed the return of Sexy Time Fun Facts and the calls we took about CRAZY Bachelor Parties.  Or, maybe you want to revisit Drive By Whoring #124 for some hooker named Mandy.  The guys tortured Patrico again with ANOTHER Mystery Celebrity Interview and this time, it was Steve “Mother Effin” Guttenberg!  Plus, we have today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE, the best BOOBS IN HOLLYWOOD, today’s Crappy Birthdays, and a news story about the “CONE OF SHAME.”  You can get all caught up on today’s FULL SHOW BLOG.

VIDEO:

We’re not sure if this video was set up or not.  But if it’s legit, then this is the coolest three-year-old on the PLANET. There’s a video on YouTube of a three-year-old kid sleeping in the backseat of a car.  Then his parents put on the Nirvana song “Breed” . . . and he wakes himself up playing AIR DRUMS.  He starts playing before he even opens his eyes. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO

PHOTO:

Who’s up for a celebration of BIG, NATURAL CELEBRITY BOOBS?  Someone put together a gallery of the 10 Best Big and Real Boobs in Hollywood.  They are, in no particular order of bodaciousness . . .Scarlett Johansson, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Simpson, Kate Upton, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Salma Hayek, and Eva Mendes. CLICK FOR THE PICS

Check out some behind-the-scenes photos from the making of “The Empire Strikes Back”.  They feature HARRISON FORD, MARK HAMILL, CARRIE FISHER . . . and even Chewbacca and Darth Vader . . . screwing around on the set. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS

Last week….police in Texas got a call about a NAKED MAN riding a UNICYCLE on the side of the highway. t least one person took a photo of it . . . which we’ve got…..check it all out HERE. CLICK TO SEE THE STUPID PHOTO OF THE DAY

AUDIO:

So today was the day of it’s return – it’s time for another PATRICO MYSTERY CELEBRITY INTERVIEW. Woody and Rizz kept WHO was calling in a secret until the moment we turned on the mics. When the microphones went on, he was handed CARD #1: Who was calling. From this point on, Patrico was on his own. No research, no prep time……not even the heads up as to WHO was on the phone. Today’s MYSTERY CELEBRITY was 80′s film legend….Mr. Police Academy….The GUTT! Steve Mother Effin Guttenberg! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE!

It’s time for today’s SEXY TIME FUN FACTS!  It’s been a while since we’ve done some STFF…but today…it’s BACK! We chat about some crazy SEX LAWS and also open up the phones and talk about BACHELOR PARTIES and how far is TOO far?! CHECK IT OUT ALL HERE

Today’s Drive By Whoring is for MANDY who has FOUR different kids all with random dudes, and who uses their child support to make HER life easier.  She recently screwed over our boy Tom and she’s today’s DBW mark! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

 

WAR TOPICS:

We REALLY enjoy forcing people to rank how much they love different family members.  It’s so uncomfortable and yet so fascinating.  A new Mother’s Day survey did that . . . they asked women who they love more, their husband or their kids?   SEE HER FOR THE RESULTS AND MORE

We open up today’s show talking about Mothers Day, the good ole “Sex addiction” excuse, and why does AshleyMadison.com claim that every “day after a holiday” is one of their biggest days of the year.  Seems odd.  Check it all out HERE

WAR DAILYS:

Today’s SPORTS has us talking about the Cardinals, the NHL Conference finals are now set, LeBron gets ANOTHER MVP award and the playoffs continue…and a college athlete chooses LAW SCHOOL over the NFL.  READ ALL THAT AND MORE HERE!

In today’s Discount NEWS we have a guy who outsmarted a thief who stole his $600 bike and then put it on Craigslist. A guy who may have just set a record for drugs shoved in his b-hole.  And, we ask the WAR JURY…did a teacher go to far with the “cone of shame?” CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE DISCOUNT NEWS

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to a couple from Florida who got married and celebrated their honeymoon at the Hog Waller Mud Bog over the weekend.  Not only is that hooshe enough…the bride was rocking a CAMO WEDDING DRESS!  YEE HAW!!! ALL HOOSHE NEWS HERE

In today’s CRAP ON CELEBRITIES we chat the Avengers STILL making box office records.  The networks are announcing their news shows and returning shows for this season. Also, we have today’s CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS and WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY! ALL CRAP ON HERE

 

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