BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK (05/14 – 05/18)

Check out the BEST OF THE W.AR Week SHOW BLOG and the BEST OF THE WEEK PODCAST!  Of course we have your Freak of the Week, Drive By Whoring #124, Headline Hooshe Story of the Week, and your Bitch Be Trippin Stories.  Plus, Friday’s FAIL STORIES are at an all time best!  If you missed a funny ass video, audio clip, or new story, you can get all caught up here with the BEST OF THE WEEK BLOG.  Everything you need right here…All by

 

FROM MONDAY:

We’re not sure if this video was set up or not. But if it’s legit, then this is the coolest three-year-old on the PLANET. There’s a video on YouTube of a three-year-old kid sleeping in the backseat of a car. Then his parents put on the Nirvana song “Breed” . . . and he wakes himself up playing AIR DRUMS. He starts playing before he even opens his eyes. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO

Who’s up for a celebration of BIG, NATURAL CELEBRITY BOOBS? Someone put together a gallery of the 10 Best Big and Real Boobs in Hollywood. They are, in no particular order of bodaciousness . . .Scarlett Johansson, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Simpson, Kate Upton, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Salma Hayek, and Eva Mendes. CLICK FOR THE PICS

Check out some behind-the-scenes photos from the making of “The Empire Strikes Back”. They feature HARRISON FORD, MARK HAMILL, CARRIE FISHER . . . and even Chewbacca and Darth Vader . . . screwing around on the set. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS

Last week….police in Texas got a call about a NAKED MAN riding a UNICYCLE on the side of the highway. t least one person took a photo of it . . . which we’ve got…..check it all out HERE. CLICK TO SEE THE STUPID PHOTO OF THE DAY

So today was the day of it’s return – it’s time for another PATRICO MYSTERY CELEBRITY INTERVIEW. Woody and Rizz kept WHO was calling in a secret until the moment we turned on the mics. When the microphones went on, he was handed CARD #1: Who was calling. From this point on, Patrico was on his own. No research, no prep time……not even the heads up as to WHO was on the phone. Today’s MYSTERY CELEBRITY was 80′s film legend….Mr. Police Academy….The GUTT! Steve Mother Effin Guttenberg! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE!

It’s time for today’s SEXY TIME FUN FACTS! It’s been a while since we’ve done some STFF…but today…it’s BACK! We chat about some crazy SEX LAWS and also open up the phones and talk about BACHELOR PARTIES and how far is TOO far?! CHECK IT OUT ALL HERE

Today’s Drive By Whoring is for MANDY who has FOUR different kids all with random dudes, and who uses their child support to make HER life easier. She recently screwed over our boy Tom and she’s today’s DBW mark! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

 

We REALLY enjoy forcing people to rank how much they love different family members. It’s so uncomfortable and yet so fascinating. A new Mother’s Day survey did that . . . they asked women who they love more, their husband or their kids? SEE HER FOR THE RESULTS AND MORE

We open up today’s show talking about Mothers Day, the good ole “Sex addiction” excuse, and why does AshleyMadison.com claim that every “day after a holiday” is one of their biggest days of the year. Seems odd. Check it all out HERE

FROM TUESDAY:

COIN SLOT ALERT! Kristen Bell showed a little BUTTCRACK when she bent down to pet a dog before going on a bike ride. I know……we’re immature, but hey…….YOU’RE here looking! CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTO

On Sunday morning, a family in La Puente, California was woken up around 5:25 A.M. by a CRASHING sound . . . and then a SPLASH. They ran into their backyard to see what happened. Turns out 40-year-old Modesto Cabral, had crashed his Lexus through their cinderblock wall . . . then sank his car in their pool. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICTURE

Check out these first of all moments in the news/around the world. First it’s a Yankees game and it’s a very fun night…unless you are the kids. Because, that does not sound like fun. Also – check out a very unfortunate HEADLINE in a story about gay marriage. Anytime a man named Norm Dicks is mentioned…it’s never good. CHECK THEM OUT HERE!

If you’re having a rough morning, we’ve got a new video montage that might help you blow off some steam: It’s two straight minutes of movie characters yelling “son of a bitch.” We don’t know why……but it’s funny. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

Sometimes we actually can’t believe our tax dollars fund some of the DUMBEST things. Seriously – a govt. funded STUDY on STUDIES?! Yup, true life. These are actual things that your tax dollars are funding. MONEY WELL SPENT?! READ MORE HERE

We got this email sent to us yesterday after our “Sexy Time Fun Facts” segment about what is/isn’t considered cheating at a bachelor party. We can’t read it on the air because it’s too dirty……but you can read it here, and then vote: Is it cheating? Yes or No? WARNING: CONTAINS SEXUALLY GRAPHIC LANGUAGE/SITUATIONS. I AM OVER 18, SHOW ME THE EMAIL

FROM WEDNESDAY:

The next “Sports Illustrated” Swimsuit Issue doesn’t come out for another nine months . . . but the photo shoots are already underway. This year’s cover girl/the CEO of Rizzuto’s Spank Bank, KATE UPTON Tweeted some photos from her shoot . . . and you’ll probably enjoy them. IT’S JO TIME!


I’m sure you have heard of photo bombing. It’s when people just so happen to step into the frame as a photo is being taken…Well, as these pictures show, no animal can photobomb a picture like man’s best friend. CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS

A Bloomberg reporter named Sara Eisen was getting ready to go on live TV, but her cameraman panned to her sooner than she was expecting . . . and she had her SKIRT hiked up. What’s weirder is, she was sitting down and holding a somewhat large object between her THIGHS. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

Ever been so pissed that you just wanted the break the CRAP OUT OF SOMETHING? Sometimes we all feel like Fred Durst and want to “Break Stuff,” and a place in Dallas is now here to help…it’s called the ANGER ROOM. CHECK OUT VIDEO OF THE ANGER ROOM HERE

A filmmaker from Portland got his young kids and a nephew together to reenact the video for the Beastie Boy’s “Sabotage”. . . where they’re dressed up like detectives. And little kids play the Beastie Boy parts. The video is really well done. CLICK HERE TO SEE IT

The teachers at Abby Kelley Foster High School in Worcester, Massachusetts pranked their students by interviewing them on camera, and asking them to reflect on the school year . . . then dancing like idiots in the background. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

A dude in New York is fighting to get his puggle Knuckles back. How hard is he fighting? Dude has already spent $60,000….JUST TO GET HIS DOG BACK! Patrico is a huge dog lover, but seriously – even THAT is extreme. Now this dude is begging for cash online and you can read more and see video’s of his plea CHECK IT OUT BY CLICKING HERE

FROM THURSDAY:

17-year-old “teen bride” COURTNEY STODDEN tried to recreate BO DEREK’S look from the movie “10″. Here are the disappointing results. CLICK HERE FOR THE PICS

Just check out some bikini pics of JENNIFER LOPEZ from the new issue of “Vogue”. She’ll be 43 in July. How is it even possible that she still looks like this? She’s amazing…….as long as she keeps her mouth shut. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTOS

Here’s the latest picture in this trend of celebrities being photographed without makeup. Today’s celeb is BEYONCE. Eh…not bad…..but certainly nothing special either. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PIC

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

Today’s Drive By Whoring is for MANDY who has FOUR different kids all with random dudes, and who uses their child support to make HER life easier. She recently screwed over our boy Tom and she’s today’s DBW mark! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

 

STEVE CARELL and ELLEN DEGENERES played Charades on her show yesterday. It got interesting when Steve was acting out LICKING A POPSICLE . . . unsuccessfully . . . because it looked like he was making the gesture for giving a man ORAL FAVORS. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

A website called Jest.com got GILBERT GOTTFRIED to read passages from the erotic novel “Fifty Shades of Grey” out loud. The video is great, but don’t play it at work. In case you’re not aware, “Fifty Shades of Grey” is supposed to be “erotic” . . . but it’s really just FILTHY. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

This is a great example of what 24 hour network news channels do to fill time when there is no news happening. CLICK HERE IF YOU LIKE FUNNY STUFF

A filmmaker from Portland got his young kids and a nephew together to reenact the video for the Beastie Boy’s “Sabotage”. . . where they’re dressed up like detectives. And little kids play the Beastie Boy parts. The video is really well done. CLICK HERE TO SEE IT

Today’s DOUCHEBAGS OF THE DAY could very well be you…if you are a heartless son of a bitch. A bunch of folks in STL are trying to claim $14,000 that was accidentally donated to a MERS Goodwill in St. Louis. READ MORE HERE

Ever wondered how many other losers are selfishly sharing YOUR birthday? Now you can actually figure it out. Kind of. A statistician put together a chart of all 365 days of the year based on the total births on each of those days between 1973 and 1999. The least-popular date for birthdays was February 29th, obviously . . . since it only occurs once every four years on a leap year, when there are actually 366 days in a year. CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW COMMON YOUR BIRTHDAY IS

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST has us looking at a survey that tells us that two-thirds of us have stolen office supplies at work. GUILTY! So today, we give you two items…and you have to pick which items have been STOLEN THE MOST! PLAY THE GAME HERE!

FROM FRIDAY:

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is MAKE RIZZ LAUGH. Rizz sometimes get a case of the church laugh and we give you the chance to crack him up. READ ON TO SEE WHAT MADE RIZZ LAUGH TODAY! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….UBER….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!

This is some pretty good passive-aggressive revenge. A guy in London couldn’t sleep because his neighbors were having LOUD SEX. So on Wednesday night, he RECORDED the sounds of his neighbors getting-it-on . . . then posted the audio online so the entire world could hear. And this guy wasn’t kidding. This is LOUD, MOAN-Y SEX. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO IT

Listen, when you see an alligator on the side of the road, regardless if he stuck or anything…it’s probably best to leave him be. In this case, some scientist decided to get involved…I think by the title of this blog post you can guess who things ended up going down. SEE THE VIDEO BELOW

There’s a great video on today’s show blog…..of some drunk British chick sitting on an aluminum awning that’s attached to the side of a house. And the guy shooting the video tells her it’s not strong enough to hold her, but she insists it’s fine. Then five seconds later, the whole thing collapses. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

This video has racked up a ton of views this week, and it’s one of the best bachelor party pranks we’ve ever seen: The guy’s buddies blindfolded him, walked him out onto the end of a platform, and pretended like they were forcing him to bungee jump. But he was actually standing about three feet over a POND. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO

Have you ever wondered what your cat does when you leave it outside all day? Well, a researcher at the University of Georgia strapped three-ounce cameras to the collars of 60 cats, and it turns out cats get in all KINDS of trouble. A few of the most-common activities were stalking prey, and climbing on roofs. But one woman found out her cat had been exploring the local SEWER SYSTEM CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO

Here we go again. It’s another morning, and we keep talking about extremely gross things. It’s another conversation of vaginal fistulas, surinam toads, and what things moms keep after their babies are born. CLICK HERE TO VOMIT

Today is the day that Facebook is going public. . . . releasing shares of the company. But before you go getting yourself too excited……..there are some things you should know. CLICK HERE TO LEARN SUMPTHIN!

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