Today’s SHOW BLOG is full of videos, audio, and tons of laughs. First, the Friday Fail stories were GREAT and we have tons of videos included. Plus, the Bachelor Party Prank video. You gotta make sure you watch the Alligator Attack A$$hole. What a turd. Plus, we play MAKE RIZZ LAUGH and we put the audio on the blog. Plus we chat really gross sh!t first thing this morning and we crowned the HEADLINE HOOSHE story of the week!
Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is MAKE RIZZ LAUGH. Rizz sometimes get a case of the church laugh and we give you the chance to crack him up. READ ON TO SEE WHAT MADE RIZZ LAUGH TODAY! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, almost out of no where, MEGA….UBER….ULTRA….FAILLLLL! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!
This is some pretty good passive-aggressive revenge. A guy in London couldn’t sleep because his neighbors were having LOUD SEX. So on Wednesday night, he RECORDED the sounds of his neighbors getting-it-on . . . then posted the audio online so the entire world could hear. And this guy wasn’t kidding. This is LOUD, MOAN-Y SEX. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO IT
Listen, when you see an alligator on the side of the road, regardless if he stuck or anything…it’s probably best to leave him be. In this case, some scientist decided to get involved…I think by the title of this blog post you can guess who things ended up going down. SEE THE VIDEO BELOW
There’s a great video on today’s show blog…..of some drunk British chick sitting on an aluminum awning that’s attached to the side of a house. And the guy shooting the video tells her it’s not strong enough to hold her, but she insists it’s fine. Then five seconds later, the whole thing collapses. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO
This video has racked up a ton of views this week, and it’s one of the best bachelor party pranks we’ve ever seen: The guy’s buddies blindfolded him, walked him out onto the end of a platform, and pretended like they were forcing him to bungee jump. But he was actually standing about three feet over a POND. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO
Here we go again. It’s another morning, and we keep talking about extremely gross things. It’s another conversation of vaginal fistulas, surinam toads, and what things moms keep after their babies are born. CLICK HERE TO VOMIT
Today is the day that Facebook is going public. . . . releasing shares of the company. But before you go getting yourself too excited……..there are some things you should know. CLICK HERE TO LEARN SUMPTHIN!
What story will win your vote for HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK?! Will it be…the Hog Waller Camo Bride wedding? Perhaps it will be ANOTHER guy who was busted banging a horse. Could it be Bob Tibbs? The man who sold moonshine and seafood out of his truck?! Or could it be the ELVIS impersonator who got into a fist fight over a board game?! ALL HOOSHE NEWS HERE
With today’s SPORTS we chat about the Cardinals, the NHL playoffs, some weird promotion at the Rangers/Devil game, NBA playoffs, and a weird delay in an MLB game yesterday. READ MORE HERE
In TODAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS it’s all about FOOD NEWS! A dude flips about LACK OF ONIONS. A kid gets fingered at Arby’s. A dude finds a DEEP FRIED COCKROACH in his food AND….No so SWEET TEA! ALL NEWS HERE
Today’s CRAP ON has us talking about Donna Summer, what movies you can check out this weekend and a TON more Entertainment News. Also, of course, your CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS and your WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY! ALL YOUR CRAP ON HERE